InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Smutty Dog ❯ NEVER Insult A Girl ( Chapter 2 )

Well I managed to squeeze out the second chappie for ya! I've got upcoming school to hyperventilate over, the fact that I have absolutely NO clothes, and the fact that I fell off a chair and will probably develop a HUGE bruise now. But I still managed to be there for you all! Frankly, if I were you, I'd be very proud of me!

 

------Here's the story for ya'll!------ (a/n I can't stop saying it!! Sry!!)

 

Inu: I wasn't cool in the last chapter.

Me: You weren't?

Inu: Feh, no....

Koga: I was much cooler!

Inu: Yeah right, you wish fleaface.

Koga: Heh heh, fancy talk for a mutt!

Sesshy: Do I look good in red?

Miroku: Listen up, I have requests!

1) I get to wax someone ^^

2) I get all the girls!

3) I get all the money.

4) I want lots of cars :P

5) I want a playboy mansion!?

6) I want to be the star $_$

7) I want the other guys kicked off the story *_-

 

 

Me: Are you done yet???

 

Miroku: Umm, nope!

8) I want all the women in string clothing!

9) I should be allowed to grope them at ANY time :)

10) I should be someone important, a King or something...

Now, will you put these in??????

Kagome, Sango, Rin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Miroku: Who can hurt you more? *smug grin*

Me: Um, they can? Hehe...

 

Pissed Inuyasha: GET ON WITH THE *censored* STORY ALL READY, YOU BUNCH OF LOW LIFE *censored*!!!

Sesshy: Big words for such a little man...

Inu: I QUIT! I'LL BE IN MY------

Me: You don't have a trailer.

Inu: Write me one then!

Me: Make me! I get to write the story and you can't quit because it's based on you, stupid!

Inu: I'm the star? :)

Kagome: No, I am, but you can pretend??? :D:D:D

Me: You are second in line.

Inu: I wanna be the star!!!

Me: The story is called *Smutty Dawg* and you are a *Dog Demon. That's a similarity...?

Inu: Not enough!!!

Sango: Oh shut up, at least you aren't groped by Miroku all day...

Inu and Miroku: *HUGE HONKIN' BLUSH*

Sango: Don't EVER tell me what you're thinking about!

Me: Can I start the story now?

Inu: NO! Not unless you make me the star!

Me: You are second in line! Above everyone but Kagome!

Inu: Bah, shove the wench off and make way for the real hero!

Kagome: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Inu: *squeaks* help me!

 

Me: I am starting without you, we all talk too much.

Kagome: Thank goodness, I thought we'd never start sheesh!

Me: Don't make me kick you off, girlfriend...

Kagome: *backs away* Ok, ok.... Not getting in trouble, not getting in trouble.

 

^_^ Here ya go!

 

Inu, Sesshy, Miroku, Kagome, Rin, Sango: YOU CAN'T START YET! WE'RE NOT DONE! WAIT, WE HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT--------

 

 

Me: I am sorry. Our crew seems to have somehow gotten them selves cuffed, blindfolded, and gagged. As I promised, on with the story!

 

*Shutting Up*

 

Kagome squealed and jumped around shivering. “EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!” She scrambled her fingers about in her hair as she desperately tried to see it `IT' had gotten lost in her curls.

 

Inuyasha and Koga didn't waste a moment and hurried over to where she was. Inuyasha grabbed her shoulders and shook her firmly but gentle, knowing his strength might hurt the girl, and she screamed again.

“What are you doing, you jerk?!” She yelled, staring at him through tousled locks.

“Finding out what's wrong with you, wench!” Inuyasha yelled back, surprised and slightly intrigued by her feisty attitude.

 

Koga watched on, ever growing jealousy mounting inside of him as he watched his woman in the mutt's hands. He couldn't take it anymore, he wanted her attention on him.

“What happened to you?”

 

Kagome looked over and screamed again, not noticing Koga there. “You could say something instead of scaring me half to death!”

 

Inuyasha growled, “Forget him. What's wrong with you?!”

 

Kagome glared back, “What's wrong with you?” She pushed his hands off her shoulders and stomped away a couple of feet. “I ran into a spider web, ok? With a really big spider in it!” She pouted.

 

Inuyasha looked at her incredulously; “YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! You got me all worried because I thought you were in danger, and you just ran into a spider web!”

Kagome's face took on an angelic smile, “You were worried?”

Inuyasha cursed, “No! I just...was concerned.”

Kagome raised an eyebrow, “It's the same thing.”

Inuyasha growled, “Is not!”

“Is too!”

“Is not!!”

“Is too!!!”

“Is----

 

Koga snapped out at them suddenly, shutting off their argument. “WOULD YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF!”

 

Kagome looked over at him and raised an eyebrow, her anger flaring. “And who are you to tell me to knock it off? Why don't YOU butt out, jerk!?”

 

Koga stared at her, and then his gaze switched to Inuyasha who was looking smug with a smirk on his face. He spoke to Kagome without looking at her directly, “Excuse us.” He maneuvered around her and stood in front of Inuyasha. “Back off, pal.”

Inuyasha stood taller, “Fuck off, Koga. No one wants you here.”

Koga growled, “Don't start a scene, dog-doodoo.”

Inuyasha slid his knife out, hidden beneath his shirt and now visible to Koga. “Watch it, Koga.” The way he slid the name out between his fangs made the name sound very, very dirty.

 

Koga noticed this. His blade also appeared and he rumbled back in response. “Don't make the mistake in thinking you'll beat me.”

 

Kagome was downright indignant! First, the two rude males decided that they should start a war over something most likely very stupid, and then they completely ignore her and flip out weapons for their *testosterone* fight. Well, she was not going to wait for any stupid aggressive guy! Kagome stepped in between them and put a hand on both their chests, shoving them backward as roughly as she could. *Don*t make me hurt you!* She warned, glaring at both in turn.

 

Inuyasha laughed, he may think the girl was downright drop-dead sexy but that didn*t mean he believed she could beat him up. Maybe Koga... He shook his head, *Oh please, like you could hurt me. You're just some weak little girl*

 

Kagome smiled as viciously as she could, *Ok then.* She turned away from Koga and walked up to the smirking hanyou. She slid her hands sensuously up his arms and onto his biceps, evident beneath his shirt. She positioned herself and shoved her knee up as hard as she could, right into the bulls-eye. Surprise!

 

Inuyasha*s eyes bugged out, *Fuck.* He managed before crouching down in unbelievable pain.

Koga roared, *Damn wench.*

 

Kagome*s jaw dropped. *What?!* She set off to tackle him but two sets of arms held her back. She hadn*t even noticed that Sango and Rin, along with Sesshomaru and Miroku coming up to watch.

 

Rin winced, *C*Mon Kagome, we have to go...*

Kagome struggled, *You guys,* She whined, *No fair!*

Sango pulled her back, *Yes fair. Um, see you guys.* She gave a glare to Miroku as his hand had come near her again. *You want me to chop it off?*

Miroku smiled, *Heh heh, night Lady Sango.*

Sango turned away from him while she and Rin dragged their angry friend away.

Sesshomaru nodded at Sango and she took full control of Kagome as he came up to snatch his girlfriend back for a moment.

 

*Rin,* He hid a smile as she jumped on him and practically hugged the life out of him, surprising from her petite size.

 

*Sesshy-bear!* She leaned up to give him a quick kiss, *Gotta go. I*ll call you, kay? Tell Inu not to ever underestimate Kagome again! Later-Gator!* She gave him another kiss and then raced off down the street skipping over to help Kagome while singing something about beavers while Kagome fought against her about the actual lines of the song.

He was SO happy that the guys had not heard her nickname for him.

 

*Rin! Its: I*m a lum-ber-jack and I*m okay, I work all night and I sleep all day. Its not: I*m a bea-ver and I*m so gay, I eat lots'o bugs and I poop all day.* Kagome whined.

 

Rin protested, *No! It's MY way!!!* She hopped about, still singing her absurd song.

 

Sango just sighed, *you two are hopeless.*

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Sesshomaru turned his attention back to Inuyasha. He was almost positive that he was adopted. He strode over to his brother and tucked a hand under his arm, yanking him up. *That was a very stupid thing to say, little brother.”

 

Inuyasha tried to hit him but he was still in pain. Holy hell, what was that?!?! *Go stick your dick in a blender or something.* He replied.

Sesshomaru chuckled, *You should have some manners, Inuyasha. I thought she might have knocked some sense into you but I suppose I was wrong.* He dropped him back onto the asphalt, turning to Miroku and Koga. *Pick him up and let*s go.*

 

Miroku and Koga turned to Inuyasha who was trying to get up now. *C*mon, buddy. You need a beer.*

 

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Kagome sat on the couch, back at the huge apartment which she shared with Sango and Rin. She wrapped herself more tightly in the blanket and sipped some more of her hot coco. *I feel horrible.*

 

Sango sighed, sitting beside her and eyeing her wearily. *Yes. You*ve been saying that for the past hour.*

 

Kagome sighed and gave her friend apologetic eyes, *But I mean it. I shouldn*t have kneed him. I was just angry because he insulted me, the big jerk.

 

Rin sat cross-legged on the coffee table in front of Kagome, looking from her to Sango and back thoughtfully. *Inuyasha won*t back down. He*ll still insult you when he sees you again, although, after that attack, he may back off a bit.*

 

Kagome looked at Rin unbelieving, *Who said I was going to see him again?*

Rin smiled widely, *Well his brother is my boyfriend.*

 

 

Kagome groaned, *Oh great.* She couldn*t help feeling attracted to him though. His features were evidently different and everything about him was exciting even though she had only met him that night. His long white hair teamed with his amber eyes, full of mischief and something else quite captivating - something wonderful. His sexy body with its very, VERY nicely developed muscles and “lower” regions. She was a girl, it was like her JOB to notice! And then of course his height, six foot to her 5'9. Perfect.

 

Oh god, what am I thinking?! The guy was a complete jerk and not only was he rude, he had the hottest butt ever seen on this earth... WHAT IN THE WORLD AM I THINKING! Her confession followed with her choking heavily on her hot chocolate and led Sango and Rin to whacking her on the back as hard as they could to get her to breathe again.

 

Rin ignored this choking and went on to tell Kagome and Sango that Sesshomaru and her had met a while ago and that they had dated for about a month before making it final. They had been going steady for about two weeks.

 

Sango kept eyeing Kagome as she was steadily blushing. What*s wrong with her? Remembering back to earlier that night she also flamed red as she remembered what that Miroku guy had done. He had actually had the nerve to grab her ass! She could not believe him, the devilish idiot!

 

She actually thought him slightly intriguing until he had groped her. His lengthy black hair pulled into an attractive ponytail; his beautiful eyes and totally sinuous body. What wasn*t to like? Sango could name about twenty things...

 

Rin was off in her own Sesshy-bear filled world. She was completely oblivious to the other girl's embarrassments. She remembered them meeting at the club where she and Sango had decided to take Kagome that night. Of course, she had been alone then. She had wandered in to just party after passing a huge science test and she had spotted silver hair. Interested in finding the person with such hair, she avoided being stabbed with elbows as she made her way over.

 

As she went around what seemed a wall of people, she slammed into something warm, tall, and hard. (Whoa! What a great club! ^-^) Looking up she spotted exactly who she had been looking for. When she had gotten her senses back together she had noticed that his arms had made their way about her waist to steady her, and that he was helping her out of the crowd of people. Once they had made their way to a darker and more secluded corner where they could talk, he had offered her a drink and she had greedily accepted. Dodging crowds was very hard work!

 

They had sat down and just introduced themselves, talking about school, parties, home life, dating. Nearing the end of their discussion on dating, after they had found out that each was single, he had asked her out. She had agreed to his invitation and there they had started a month long attachment. Neither was seeing any other before they had asked to go steady and so both had decided on it and now this was their two week point. Through school, work, life, friends, they had managed to remain inseparable and so had reached this point without difficulty.

 

 

As Rin came out of her daze she noticed her blushing friends and inquired after it. Both had nearly yelled *nothing* at her simultaneously. She had kept her thoughts to herself and hummed Pink Panther while cleaning up.

 

The three girls went to bed, each with different thoughts to make them blush. Sango imagining Miroku*s hands all over her, Kagome fantasizing about rather kinky ways of punishing Inuyasha, and Rin with thoughts of how Sesshomaru and her had spent their last night at his place, preferably in one room.

 

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The boys had spent a somewhat different night, though all lost in their own thoughts and illusions.

 

Sesshomaru was thinking over how seducing his night was with Rin a couple of days ago. He had invited her over to spend time with him since they hadn*t seen each other at all the previous days, and Inuyasha wasn*t parading around making a fuss. When she had arrived he knew her visit was going to be very hard on him. She had hugged him and bounded around, delighting in how she could run wild forever around the huge rooms and not have to dodge things being that there wasn't much furniture.

 

Later on they had watched Winnie the Pooh, (don*t ask how she got him to put it on), and then she had went exploring again while he was cleaning up. He found her sprawled on his bed, giggling uncontrollably at god knows what, and wrestling underneath the covers. She had heard him chuckling as he tried to hide his amusement and promptly fell right out of his bed when she had tried to sneak a glance at him. When she hit the floor with a thump he bent down and lifted her up, pulling her close.

 

Rin had sat on the edge of the bed with him looking down on her when she had fisted her hand right below his shirt collar and yanked him down on top of her. He had fallen over her and that had ended in a mess of hair and blankets. After a LONG, LONG, LONG kissing session, they had discussed it and that night was the first time they had made love. A first for both of them. He almost blushed at the thought of how good it felt - but THE Sesshomaru does not blush. He had to get his mind on something else, what would the guys think if he noticeably got excited. Not something he wished to explore!

 

Koga had his mind set on Kagome. What a sexy little thing she was. He had, of course, met girls that had attracted him, but never had he seen anything like that, ouch! He licked his lips at the thought. She was obviously sexy but she was also strong and able to fight, those features intrigued him. Being a wolf-demon had its ups and downs. Blood lust was difficult, lust itself was taxing.

 

 

He had always held off, knowing that if he mated and even if it meant nothing to him, he would have that instinct to mark and keep the femme. He also wouldn*t take a girl who wasn*t pure and no one about his age was pure and even if they were, none compelled him to make any advance. He had been being angry when Kagome had ignored him completely and given all of her attention to Inuyasha, even though she had been irate.

 

Inuyasha was forever a rival and he knew his feelings for Kagome were also in Inuyasha. He had observed how Inuyasha talked to her, he had certainly smelt his feelings for her. What else was to be said? Kagome was not only another prize to win against Inuyasha, but she was a mate.

 

Miroku was busy grinning perversely and deciding what else to grope when he next met Sango. He toyed with women, loving many but never going all the way. Even though he had much desired some girls he had never felt it all there. Sango had been something different. He knew automatically how much pain he would get if he groped her. He knew he would be hit harder then he ever had before, some warning male instinct no less. But had he cared, then or now? Nope. He just couldn*t resist. He had to admit, he didn*t particularly want to.

 

Despite the incredible red mark which now graced his pale face, he still hadn*t regretted feeling her. Man, she was hot! Rin knew her so maybe he could be introduced more formally. All it would take would be a couple of unsuspecting visits, a few presents, modest gifts, maybe a trip to Hawaii that he had an extra ticket for, and ta da. Yeah right!?! Like that would work. No, Sango was one tough peanut and he knew, inside and out, it would take a lot more then that to crack her wide open.

 

Inuyasha grumbled. Stupid, sexy, irresistible, feisty... Wench. God, how could such a thing affect him so? What had he ever done? Nothing. She had just showed up along with that other girl and Rin. Wait a second..... RIN! He could ask----- No. Like that would work. She did, after all, knee him pretty fucking hard. She was not going to be some simple girl to seduce, if he could seduce her at all. Wait a second...........

 

SHE KNEED ME! WHY SHOULD I BE TRYING TO LURE HER AT ALL?!?!?!?!?! He began complaining again. How dare she do that, he hadn*t even done anything. Ok, so he had sorta kinda insulted her but did she have to go and show him how strong she was?! He wouldn*t have hurt anyone if they had questioned his ability to fight. Oh. Ok so he would have hurt them, but not someone poor and innocent like him!

 

Like Koga, Inuyasha hadn*t mated because he also was aware of the instinct he would have to mark his mate. He hadn*t really met any girl he was in love with or that he wanted to mate with. They were all completely desperate and he found it pathetic. None had ever challenged him, he thought bitterly. Well now that he had been challenged he wasn't sure he wanted it.

 

 

Okay, there had been that girl Kikyou, but she hadn*t been much to him. He thought she had cared for him and all she had done was insist he buy her things and flaunt around so she could brag to her friends. He had dumped her like a ton of bricks when he had finally come to his senses. She had then told everyone he was a heartless bastard and name-calling had gone on for about two weeks. Now she had a different boyfriend, almost every three days. Whatever, she was just a bitch anyways.

 

The four guys settled down and murmured goodnight to each other before drifting into their own rooms and letting sleep overtake them. Not one didn*t have a fantasy that night.

 

Inuyasha snuggling up with Kagome - free from any distraction while they explored each other, Miroku free to grope Sango at all times and anywhere he could imagine, Koga dreaming about Kagome choosing him and making malicious fun at Inuyasha, right there so Koga could boast, and Sesshomaru alone with Rin once again, hot and completely prepared for another wild night.

 

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P.S. I know how predictable this is, and I know that this story line sorta thing has been done a badgillion times but just go with me here. Trust me, there is a hidden twist!

 

As always, review review review!

 

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