InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Smutty Dog ❯ Madmen ( Chapter 3 )

I want to thank star555555528 and InuyashaChic for reviewing!! My first reviewers!! Thanks so much!!

 

InuyashaChic: Here's the next update for yooou! So glad you like it - keep reviewing and let me know what you think!!

 

star555555528: I love that beaver song too!!!! Hehe, thanks SO much for such an awesome review! And thanks for the cherries!!

 

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Inu: Kagome wants me, right?

Koga: Dream on, Kagome is choosing me.

Kagome: I'd rather have Sess-chan.... *purrs*

Sesshy: I'm up for that. And please, no Sesshy anymore for my name. It isn't becoming.

Me: But you're ALWAYS Sesshy.

Rin: KAGOME YOU DOUBLE-CROSSER!

Sango: No one wants Miroku? I'm stuck with it? Ahh, pooh.

Miroku: Ladies, ladies. No fighting over me, please.

Sango: *rolls eyes* That's not a problem.*mumbles*

Me: I'll fight you for him Sango!

Sango: You'd take him? *hopeful look*

Me: Haven't you already? *hentai grin*

Miroku: Now that you ask----------- *HUGE perverted smile*

 

Sango: NO! No I haven't!

Me: Riiiiiiiiiight...

Inu: Go Miroku!! W00T W00T!

Koga: Niiiiiice man!

Kagome: Hi Sesshy...

Rin: Kagome................ *growls*

Sesshy: Mmmmmm, Kagome.

Rin: SESSHOMARU! YOU GET YOUR BUNS BACK HERE INSTANTLY!

Sesshy: RIN! You said you would NEVER say that! *glances around discomforted*

Kagome: Buns? Excuse me for a moment, BUAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Sesshy: Rin. Trouble tonight.

Rin: You're in more trouble mister!

Sesshy: What kind of trouble am I in Rin? And no more Sesshy.

Me: Mlaa!

Rin: The Big Bad Bumpy trouble.

Inu: EWWWWWWWWW! RIN! I KNOW YOU'RE DATING MY BROTHER AND I CAN GUESS ABOUT THAT STUFF BUT PLEASE! No brother wants to be scarred for life!

Sesshy: No Sesshy's. And Inuyasha, you are only my half-brother.

Inu: Tough shit, Sesshy. Your blood is mine and mine is yours! We had the same father.

Sesshy: Yes, Inu. However, my mother was demon - pure. Yours was a lowly human.

Inu: You leave my mother alone! At least she had emotion!!!

Sesshy: -----Excuse this extreme change in behavior----- NO MORE SESSHY!!!!!!!!!! Can you please begin the story? No more blabber?

Me: I do NOT blabber!!!

Sesshy: Yes you do.

Me: No I don't!

Sesshy: Yes.

Me: No!

Kag: Sess-chan, do you need me to help you unwind?

Inu: Kagome! What's wrong with you??? You're in love with me, remember?!?!?

Kagome: Huh?

Sesshy: Let us take our leave Kagome.

Koga: What a second, dog-fluff. You aren't goin' anywhere....

Sesshy: Goodbye, flea-rat.

 

Me: OK!!! I am going to stop yattering on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and------

 

Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: and on! *nervous grin* Here ya go

 

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Kagome woke with a start, blushing immediately. I can't believe I just dreamed I was in a lip-lock with that rude jerk! She got out of bed and yawned, stretching like a cat. She went to her dresser mirror and poked at her cheeks, waiting for the inflaming to go down while her mind was busy at making sure she was not imagining Inuyasha half-naked. She skipped over to her clothes drawer and picked out some jeans and a black halter top. She threw a white sweater over, a quick coat of pink lip-balm, and she was out the door - making her way to the kitchen.

 

Rin got up a little slower, finally dragging herself out of Sesshomaru dreamland and into the humid, crisp air. She hauled herself to get some clothes on and ended up in a pair of bright yellow shorts and a black tank top, thin straps. She also pulled on a brown vest over top.

 

Sango fell out of bed, screaming as she collided with the floor. Her dream had been even more vivid, Miroku had almost ripped her clothes off before she woke up! She, unfortunately, couldn*t get rid of the blush she had on her face. Rin and Kagome were suspicious immediately so she told them she had been in a war with the cheek blush and lost. Phewf! She had gotten changed into a blue short-sleeved top and a white knee-length skirt with a black bandanna.

 

Kagome was sitting at the counter when Rin walked in, Sango about a minute after. Kagome couldn't have stopped laughing if someone had suddenly up and died. She managed to choke out, “Riii*in!” And then gone into hysterics again.

 

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Sesshomaru had gotten Inuyasha and Miroku up to visit the girls. Miroku had readily agreed but Sesshomaru had to nearly knock Inuyasha out to make him go. Only when Miroku offered to entertain Kagome and Sango did he agree to come. He still hadn't a clue why he felt so strange around Kagome. She looked slightly like Kikyo but that wasn't it. He hated Kikyou, and this feeling towards Kagome was far from hatred...

 

When they arrived, the three heard maniac laughing and when they came in then saw Kagome rolling around laughing underneath the counter, Sango looking confused and amused, and Rin very plainly bewildered.

 

The three cleared their throats and Kagome stopped laughing, looking over. After a moment of silence and staring Kagome had burst out laughing again and all was in an uproar. When she finally stopped and got herself up and standing again she had taken one look at Rin and gone mental once more. “Rin, you look like a banana!” And again with the laughing…

 

Inuyasha looked over and almost fell into the hall. It was true!

Sesshomaru merely cocked his head and Miroku---------

Miroku was too caught up in Sango*s butt to care at all.

 

 

Sango had no time to laugh or even make an expression as she ran for her dignity around the house screaming, Miroku hot on her trail.

 

Kagome had sat on the couch later, opposite a highly amused hanyou, biting down hard on a towel to keep from giggling. She had been eating fruit loops before and her sugar high had been wild when Rin walked in. Her appearance had just set Kagome on a spree of giggles. Sesshomaru had gone with Rin to get changed and they had FINALLY emerged, two hours later. Everyone proceeded in bugged them until they left the apartment to go to dinner.

 

Sango was in the bathroom that joined with Kagome's room while Miroku sat on the floor outside the door whispering naughty things through the crack, making poor Sango squirm with embarrassment.

 

Inuyasha pushed Kagome's leg off the couch rudely and replaced it with his own. Kagome, being quite angry, as usual, whacked him repeatedly with a pillow. Inuyasha made a mad grab for her foot and started tickling her into saying `Give'. Then she had gotten really mad at him and they had started yelling. Their threats had gotten so very violent that Sango had given in and accepted Miroku's offer to go to dinner - anywhere without screaming.

 

Inuyasha stepped forward to Kagome, “Oh yeah, well I wouldn't be so rude to you if you wouldn't be such an annoying bitch all the time!”

 

Kagome also stepped forward making the space between them smaller, “I wouldn't act so annoying if you wouldn't act like such an egotistical jerk every second!”

 

Inuyasha growled, stepping forward a foot and letting the space between them close in, “If you would think about anything but yourself for a second, maybe I would stop being mean to you!”

 

Kagome glared, “As if that would ever happen! You only care about you and that's it! It wouldn't matter if the person was on the ground, two seconds from death, you would still act like a stupid idiot!!!”

 

Inuyasha was silent and so was Kagome. Neither could say anything for what seemed five full minutes. The two growled before grabbing each other and sinking into a HUGE, DEEP, HARD, HOT, SMOKING kiss! They wouldn't have let go if a nuclear bomb had gone off. Neither knew what was going on with their feeling but it certainly wasn't normal. Kagome's arms had pulled Inuyasha's head down to hers, locking them there. Inuyasha's hands had grabbed onto Kagome's hips and pulled her directly into him, not a space between them.

 

Just then....

Sesshomaru and Rin, Sango and Miroku, walked in.

 

 

@@ I would have ended it here but its puny and I want it longer for you all! @@

 

 

 

Inuyasha and Kagome didn't even move except to moan slightly and pull each other even tighter toward the other. Tongues clashed and clothes collided; feelings trembled like earthquakes and lust flowed throughout every vein. (a/n oh my giddy aunt)

 

Miroku, Sesshomaru, Sango, and Rin*s jaws dropped. They had expected blood, a murder, police, the place to be trashed, nothing like this.

 

Kagome and Inuyasha finally broke apart. He let her slide down him to the floor, unconsciously he had been holding her up a couple inches, and she let her eyes flutter open, searching his. They didn*t even notice the other four, not yet at least.

 

Rin spoke, humor evident in her voice, “And you were laughing at me?”

 

Kagome and Inuyasha dropped their hands and moved apart so quickly even demon eyes couldn*t have caught the swift movement.

 

“We weren't doing anything!” They chorused together, eyes hitting the floor like bricks.

Sango smirked, “Uh huh...”

 

Miroku nearly died, “Go Inuyasha! Score!!” At that though, Sango whacked him on the head, turning amused but pitying eyes upon Kagome. Kagome was redder then your face after you stand on your head for 3 hours, the rest of her body white as mozzarella.

 

Rin was elbowing Sesshomaru and making odd giggily (not a real word, I am aware!) noises.

 

Sesshomaru had the side of his mouth turned upward and was raising his eyebrows at his beyond embarrassed brother. “Should we go home?”

 

Everyone was looking at Inuyasha for an answer and Kagome took this as an opportunity.

 

Running as fast as she could, she ran down the hall, into her room and slammed the door screaming “I AM NOT COMING OUT OF THIS ROOM EVER AGAIN! I'M DYING IN HERE!!!!” Just before she dived under the covers and burst into laughing tears.

 

Inuyasha watched after her with a funny expression, then turned, eyes on the floor, and shouldered his way past his brother and into the hallway, striding down the hall and disappearing down the stairs.

 

Sesshomaru let him go. “Well, this should be an interesting car ride home, please thank Kagome for the wonderful topic, she inspired, that can be used effectively for the next two weeks. Goodnight, babe.”

 

He kissed Rin hard and brief before sending her a secret smile and also disappearing down the hall.

 

Miroku let Rin walk away before turning to Sango, “Remember hot stuff, I know where you live.”

Sango rolled her eyes, “You*ve got to be kidding me.* She then narrowed her gaze, “And don't call me hot stuff.”

Miroku gave her a devil-grin, “Why? You know you love it...” Just as Sango's expression had changed so quick, his become puppy eyes. “Do I get a kiss too?”

 

Sango put a hand on his chest, and rearranged her face to a sexy smile. Without a word she pushed him into the hallway and against the wall, leaning in and breathing on his lips. Her face turned then to a superior smirk and she poked his nose with a finger, “No.” Turning around she stepped into her apartment and slammed the door, not giving him a moments second to reply.

 

Kagome had her face rammed under her pillow. I can't believe I kissed him! Those words had been running through her head for the past ten minutes, over and over and over and over. How was she ever going to face anyone again? I could say I bumped into him and I thought he was Leonardo Di Caprio…. Could that work!? (a/n I do not own Leonardo, we are just very close friends ;))

 

She sighed and rolled over, putting the pillow under her head and letting her eyes float around the ceiling. (I mean look around the ceiling, her eyes aren*t actually floating around. That would be spooky!) “Oh, what am I going to do?”

 

Hours later, Kagome had almost drifted off to sleep when her door creaked open and a shape moved in. She was wondering what it was, sort of out of her senses at that point, when a hand flew over her mouth the quiet her. A seducing voice, low and sexy, rumbled in her ear whispering, “Shh, it won't hurt for long.”

 

 

Kagome instantaneously flipped. Was this some madman? A killer? Had they murdered Sango and Rin???

She started whimpering with fright when the shadow backed into the night, enough for her to make out who it was. The hand left her mouth and she gaped at the figure....

 

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