InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Snow White and the Seven 'Dwarfs'...Sort of ❯ Inuyasha and Miroku ( Chapter 2 )

AN: Hey, sorry it took so, long for me to update. My other computer doesn't have the writing program or something for it to update. Sorry if the story doesn't come out as fast as I hoped.

Oh yeah, thanks so much to InuYashasLoveLorn for my first review!!!!!!!! Thank you thank you, thank you!!!!!

Ok I'm done, after the disclaimer is the story. Don't forget to review!!

 

Disclaimer- I don't own Inuyasha or his friends/enemies. Now that you're reminded me of that fact I'm gonna go cry in the next room. Thanks a lot.

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***Few Weeks after Nobunaga's Death, Western Lands***

(Inuyasha and Miroku are 14, Sango 13)

 

“Haha!” Inuyasha laughed as his ball hit Miroku's head. He glared at Inuyasha rubbing his head.

“You know Inuyasha you could have seriously hurt me.”

“Feh! Like that ball could ever hurt your hard head!”

“Inuyasha, you know…” he trailed off, spotting someone behind Inuyasha, and dropped to the ground, acting like he really had fainted. Inuyasha confused looked behind him to see what was there. It was just Lady Sango, the Youkai Slayer. She and her father had come up on a request of one of the human nobles that stayed on his brother's land to exterminate a rouge demon. Rouge demons were demons that went out of control and started killing humans. Sango and her people were the ones who go and get rid of them. Humans and miko's were the only ones who could kill Rouge demons because other demons saw it as something that didn't concern them. They were at peace with the humans but did every since human go after one of their killers? No, so why should the demons? Lord Sesshourmaru invited the slayers to stay in his home in till they were ready to go home. Lady Sango was walking sown the path, holding Hiraikotsu behind her back, and her cat Kiara on her shoulder. She was just a slayer; he didn't see why Miroku pretended to faint, considering he should be scared of her. She could kick his ass without breaking into a sweat. She gasped when she saw him lying on the ground and rushed over, trying to wake him up.

“Lord Miroku! My Lord, are you alright?”

Miroku groaned and slowly slid his hand up her leg until he reached her butt and started rubbing it while Sango's eyebrow twitched.

“Oh Lady Sango, thanks to you and you're…”

WHACK! WHACK!! WHACK!!!

Sango stood up, and replaced her weapon as it had been before she used it to hit Miroku.

“If you ever touch me again lecher, I'll hurt you so bad your grandchildren will feel it.”

And if that she left as Inuyasha started laughing so hard snot shot out his nose. He wiped it and asked,

“ For Kami's sake Miroku can you go a day without groping anyone? Your lucky she didn't hit you harder.”

Miroku sighed as he held up his right hand,

“Is it my fault my hand is cursed? And must always feel a women's sweet curves under it?”

Inuyasha crossed his arms,

“Feh, to bad she didn't knock any sense into you.”

Miroku appeared to be thinking hard, and Inuyasha got worried.

“Don't think to hard, you'll hurt your brain more than it is already.”

He sent a wounded look at Inuyasha but instead of getting the pity he wanted after a few moments, brighten and asked,

“Hey do you thinks she's willing to marry me so we can have kids, and than they have kids, and we can ask them if their head hurts from where she hit me?”

“I think she just meant if you touched her again you'd regret it. Come on, it's just a girl, there's plenty of them in this world,” he added when he saw Miroku's face fall,

“Come on, lets go bother my brother and than play a trick on Jaken, I've got a great one.”

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Inuyasha and Miroku sneaked past Jaken, grabbed a potion that hide their scent, and crept over to Inuyasha's brother Lord Sesshourmaru, ruler of the Western Lands, office and started to listen on him, the slayer's leader and his daughter Sango.

“- As you see, I believe he did not die totally of natural causes.” Lord Sesshourmarus's cold voice said,

“His advisers stated in the letter they sent me they believed he died of sickness, but they couldn't be sure as he rarely came out of room on his final days and his new wife, Queen Kikyo would not let the castles healer see him. Which brings me back to my point. This Kikyo is not to be trusted. You have been invited to the funeral along with myself, I would like you to keep a close eye on things, ask around a little. I will be doing the same myself, but people might be more willing to talk to slayers rather than a demon. King Nobunaga was a good man, respected by both demons and humans. I would like to bring justice to his people in case what I think happened did indeed happen. ”

“I see my lord, my daughter and I will be pleased to help in anyway. Our people respected him and his late wife, Queen Midoriko greatly.”

“My Lord, if you please,” Sango asked quietly.

“Yes?”

“Didn't King Nobunaga have a daughter?”
”Yes he did, Princess Kagome. What's your point?”

“Well my lord, since King Nobunaga is dead, that would make her next in line for the throne. If Queen Kikyo did what we think she did than what's to say she won't kill her to? Should we protect her?”

Sesshourmaru paused.

“No, if I'm right Princess Kagome will be fine. You are dismissed.”

Inuyasha and Miroku started to run down the hall before the slayers could even get up.

They got to Inuyasha's room, out of breath.

“Wow, who do you think this Kikyo is?”

Inuyasha shrugged

“Who cares?”

“Did you hear them talking about Princess Kagome? What I wouldn't give to meet her.”

Inuyasha raised an eyebrow.

“Weren't you just talk about Lady Sango a minute ago?”

“Yeah, but I just want to meet and fondle Princess Kagome, not marry,” he sighed dreamily.

“I hear that Princess Kagome is the most beautiful maiden in her kingdom. Skin white as snow, lips red as blood, hair black as…”

“Feh I don't give a damn what the wench looks like, come on lets go annoy the toad.

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Inuyasha and Miroku ran down the hall, laughing all the way, talking to each other about how brilliant Inuyasha's plan to glue Jaken's feet to the ground was.

“Inuyasha, Lord Miroku come here a moment.” Sesshourmaru said as they passed his office.

“Feh,” Inuyasha crossed his arms as he stepped in the room.“What the hell do you want now? We're busy ya know.”

“Be glad you're of my bloodline little brother, or you would be dead for speaking to me that way.”

“Yeah yeah yeah, what is it?” Inuyasha asked, a little more respectful because of the threat.

“ You and Lord Miroku will come with me to King Nobunaga's funeral tomorrow. Your parents said it was all right and agreed to let you stay here longer Lord Miroku. Go get ready”

“Hey wait a minute! Who says we want to waste the summer going to some dead guys funeral? We're got plans too you know!”

Sesshourmaru sighed, turned and faced Miroku,

“King Nobunaga's daughter, Princess Kagome will be there, I'll like you two to comfort the princess in anyway you can. Lady Sango will be there also.”

Miroku bowed low, “We will be happy to help comfort Princess Kagome in anyway she needs us my lord. Come Inuyasha, let us get ready.”

He grabbed Inuyasha's arm and dragged him away, while Inuyasha muttered curses under his breath.

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AN Yay!! It's finally done. Hope you liked it. Sorry again that it took awhile to write. Review please!!!!!!

Oh, who thinks I should pair Kouga up with Ayame or Kagura, tell me which one you'd rather see. I have no idea yet what I want to do with those three.