InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Snow White and the Seven 'Dwarfs'...Sort of ❯ Meeting Inuyasha, Miroku and Sango ( Chapter 3 )

*** Nobunaga's Funeral***

 

I stood in front of the mirror looking at myself in my black kimono, getting ready to go to the pre-dad's funeral party, or whatever it was that Kikyo called it.

My father was dead.

I guess it really hadn't hit me yet. My dad was dead and not coming back. But for some reason I couldn't give into my grief. I could sort of feel, I felt it when I messed up and the string on my bow hit my arm. I could taste food fine, my scent of smell, hearing, feeling, and all that other stuff was working as it did before. But I couldn't break down and cry. Kaede says it's just shock, just hope she's right. I sighed as I sat on my windowsill, looking out over my woods, and watched as carriages rode up the road to my castle, and than hearing one of the servants shout who they were as they got out for my fathers funeral. On Kikyo's orders the servants were practically treating dad's funeral like a fucking party. Who the hell worries about something like upping your status at a great king, and beloved fathers funeral? Kikyo that's who. I tried to get her to make it a quiet funeral, something where dad's closest friends, family, and allies could come, have a quick ceremony, and than talk about what a great man he had been after. Kikyo decided instead that we invite pretty much everyone on the damn planet, have great rich food, and have half of my father's enemies come. Does she care? No, all she sees is their wealth and power. And she's using my dad's funeral as an excuse to get higher status, attention, pity, gossip, and fuck buddies. She and that red-eyed freak-.

What was his name again? Who cares the point is that she and that thing had sex in my parent's bed, not even three days after he died! Stupid bitch was lucky to have been fucking a demon at the time, and even my fury wasn't strong enough to take on a demon that hadn't come yet. First time I get my chance, and when I get powerful enough I swear to Kami to kill that whore. Back to the present however, I had to go down and greet the mourners. Or at least the ones who came for real and not because they were bored, or wanted to make sure my father was really dead. I got up, brushed a piece of my hair back behind my ear and started to go down.

 

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Inuyasha sighed, and crosses his arms as he stared out to the countryside.

“Why is this taking so long?” He almost screamed from boredom. Sure the ride had been fun for a while, Sango rode with them and Miroku kept trying to grope her, in till she just knocked him out cold and went the rest of the way on Kiara. Now he was bored out of his mind, Miroku hadn't woken up yet and Sesshourmaru wasn't even around to annoy. He went on his dragon Ah-Uh when he found out Sango and Miroku were riding in the same carriage together. He didn't come back either when Sango left. Inuyasha had tried to leave once before, but Sesshourmaru had put a barrier or something on the carriage. He couldn't even punch his way out the walls. Sesshourmaru must of thought he would try to run away or something.

And for someone who saw his little brother once every week he really knew him well.

So now he was stuck here. Alone. With nothing to do. But than he spotted the dirt he had and Miroku had tracked in and glanced back at his face. Still out cold. He grinned evilly and reached for the dirt.

 

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Kagome grew even angrier and angrier as the crowd acted more like this was a little party Kikyo had put together last minute than the funeral of a well respected king. It was also harder to keep her temper under control when she saw Kikyo flirting with a noble.

Kill, kill, kill, kill.

She took a deep breath as she wondered just how many people would miss Kikyo. She almost fainted in happiness when she saw her friend's familiar feather gracing the sky.

Thank Kami Kagura's here finally. Took her long enough.

She rushed outside and waited for Kagura to land. They rushed into each other's arms when she landed.

“Hey Kagome, how are you doing?” Kagura asked her friend worriedly. She looked like she hadn't slept in a week. She gave a tired smile.

“I'll be ok, is Rin coming?”

Kagura shrugged “ She said she wasn't sure, but that she was really sorry and would try to see you as soon as she can.”

Kagome sighed. “Could be worse I guess. Thank Kami you're here though, if I have to watch Kikyo flirt with another guy I'm going to kill her.”

Kagura's mouth dropped,

“She flirting with men on her husbands funeral?” the wind started to blow a bit. She shuddered in disgust.

“Come on Kag, let's go find some trees to make into firewood before I decide to make Kikyo into firewood.” She took out her fan and pulled Kagome along into the forest as Kagome smiled for the first time since her father had died.

 

 

Inuyasha was jumping off the walls with boredom. Painting Miroku's face with mud had been fun, but it didn't last when he didn't wake up right away and start freaking out. The carriage rolled to a stop, and Inuyasha went right by the door to jump out and to crush anyone who got in his way. A servant opened the door, and Inuyasha got out, somewhat controlled. He looked around, finally settling his gaze on a woman who was greeting guests at the door. He also saw that her breasts were hanging half way out. He whispered over to his brother, who was standing next to him,

“Who's the slut?”

Sesshourmaru gave him a quick glance, and almost smiled.

“King Nobunaga's wife.”

Inuyasha's mouth dropped. That was Kikyo? The dead guy's wife? Kami help anyone who tried to marry her next. She looked cold and cruel. Not someone you'd want to mate and have pups with. She smiled coldly and cunningly at him, which really freaked him out considering he was only 14 and she looked like she was 20 at the very least.

“My Lords, I thank you greatly for coming to my late husbands funeral.” She bowed low enough for everyone to see up to her navel. “I know he would have been happy about you being here.” Her focus was than turned to Sango and her father. “Thank you for coming also. Would you like to meet my step daughter?” she asked to Sango, playing the role of loving stepmother very well. When she said stepdaughter Miroku decided to wake up, and jump out of the carriage.

“Inuyasha and I would love to meet Princess Kagome also my Lady.”

Everyone just stopped and stared at Miroku for a minute, trying not to laugh. Finally Kikyo added

“She's in the woods somewhere if you would like to find her. There's also a lake around also when you need it.” Miroku blinked, confused, he opened his mouth to say something but Sango and Inuyasha grabbed him and pulled him along. Kikyo turned to Sesshourmaru and gave him one of her slutest smiles and her arm.

“Shall we go in my lord?”

 

Kagome released another arrow at the log, splitting it into kindle, as Kagura sent another wave of her wind power at a tree, cutting it into logs. Whenever they were mad, they always came out here to “cut wood” it didn't hurt anyone besides the wood. It also gave the castle a lot of firewood for the winter. It let them vent and bitch as long as they wanted to without anyone coming to tell them to stop. You wouldn't want to go near a bunch of pissed off girls throwing trees around either.

 

Inuyasha, Sango, and Miroku rode on Kiara's back as they flew over the skies, looking for Kagome.

“Were the hell is this wench?” Inuyasha asked for the 50th time. And instead of giving Inuyasha the same reply Miroku had given him the other 49 times he hit him over the head.

“Hey what you do that for?”

“Inuyasha just shut up.”

“Feh”

“Hey I think I see them!” Sango said and pointed to a clearing where it looked like, wood or something was being thrown around. Kiara stopped and hung in the air, not sure what her mistress wanted her to do. Inuyasha tilted his head to the side and stared at the clearing.

“Are they being attacked or something?”

Sango shrugged, grabbed her weapon just in case, and asked Kiara to go down to the clearing. They flew down and saw what looked like a girl in a purple kimono, waving a fan around and cutting trees, and than a girl in a black kimono shooting at logs with a bow and arrow. They landed, and got off. Miroku, being the idiot he is, stepped on a stick, freaking Kagome out, which caused her to shoot towards his direction. The arrow just brushed his cheek. Her eyes widened.

“Sorry! I didn't mean to shoot you!”

“Feh, watch where your pointing that thing wench, you could have taken his head off.”

“Personally, I'm surprised you care so much Inuyasha.” He muttered under his breath, which he chose to ignore.

“Hey my names Kagome not wench! Ka-go-me learn how to say it!”

He crossed his arms, “Feh, yeah well…”

He didn't get to finish because Miroku after hearing her reveal her name rushed over and kneeled in front of her.

“Princess Kagome, I forgive you of any harm you have done me. You are so strong and lovely, will you bear my children?”

Kagome's eyes widened and she knocked an arrowhead hard against his head.

“Lecher!”

He rubbed his head, and moved to Kagura who had just been staring the whole time.

“What about you my lady? Will you bear my children?”

Kagura hit him hard against his face with her closed fan.

He fell back, muttering about the pretty birdies flying around his head, while Inuyasha pouted,

“No fair! I've been hitting him for years and he never starting talking about birds!” he complained. Kagura and Kagome rolled their eyes and turned towards Sango.

“Friends of yours?” Kagome asked. She closed her eyes and sighed,

“Please, I just met them a couple days ago, we came up together for your fathers funeral. I'm sorry for your father's death. I've been told he was a great man.”

Kagome nodded
”Thank you, oh! I haven't told you our names yet, you know mine, and this is Kagura, one of my best friends.”

“Hello, I'm Sango, and the lecher is Miroku and the idiot is Inuyasha.”

He stood up and crossed his arms. “Feh” Kagome than noticed his ears.

“Oh! Your ears are so cute!”

He looked alarmed, and than looked scared when she came up and started rubbing them, but starting purring when she hit the right spot. She giggled

“Your ears are so soft and fuzzy!”

He moved away from her hands.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't get use to it, you're not touching them again.”

“Come on, please?”

“No.”

“Pretty please?”

“I said no wench.”

“And I said not to call me wench I have a name, use it!”

“Why should I?”

“Because I said so!”

“You can't tell me what to do!”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah!”

Miroku, Sango, and Kagura sweat dropped as they watched the two argue, and than watched Kagome chase Inuyasha around to rub his ears again.

“Oh yeah I forgot to ask you why do you have mud all over your face?” Kagura asked Miroku. He turned pale

“I have mud on my face????” he screamed and ran towards the nearest water source while Sango and Kagura stared after him, and than burst out laughing.

“You want to go get something to eat?” Kagura asked.

“Hey don't leave me with him!” Kagome yelled as she pulled his hair.

“What makes you think I want to be here with you wench?”

“Hey you stupid-“

The rest of them started to drown them out at that point and start to talk, waiting for them to finish fighting. At least it had been an interesting afternoon.

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