InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Something Has To Be Done ❯ Get the Hell Away From Me!!! ( Chapter 8 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

AN: Hey everybody! Glad you all liked the last chappie!!! All right as for the betting three people were the closest to exactly what she's gonna do. They were all possible scenarios for what I had planned so here are our lucky winners!!


INU_KAGLOVER!!!
Chibes!!!!
AAAAAANNNNDDD D
KawaiiLil-InuGurl!!!!!! Come on out girls!!!

INU_KAGLOVER,Chibes, and KawaiiLil-InuGurl: We won? WOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Now as for everyone else: sorry but these three were the closest. That's gonna be the amount of winners for each bet. And just to establish this: It does NOT count as a bet if you say that something so and so said is gonna happen. I wish I could let it count but that wouldn't be very fair to everyone else who tried hard to think of something I might put them through. ALRIGHT! NOW WHO WANTS TO PET HIM FIRST?!?!?!?!


Inu: -is brought out in a straight jacket that's slightly glowing blue with Miko power and on one of those wheely things people sometimes use to carry crates around. ( you know the one that looks kind of like a \_ and the thing is on the _ and leaning against the \ and there are wheels under where they meet..... anyway...)- -muffled curses-


Me and winners: -grin evilly-


Me: all right girls! Go ahead!


Girls: - run over and start a petting spree- AWWWW THEY'RE SOOO SOFT!!!!!!!!


One girl: THEY'RE TWITCHING!!! CUTE!!!!!!


Me: -smiles real big- all right girls! that's enough! Dont want to overwhelm the poor guy... yet.


Girls: awwwwww...... -sigh-


Me: hey you never know! If ur good... or if Inu pisses me off... you may to pet his ears again!


Girls: YAY!!!!! -all smirk since they know Inu WILL end up pissing me off.... eventually-


Inu: -more muffled curses-


Me: -smiles real big... again- what was that Inuyasha? You want them to pet your ears some more?


Inu: -swings head wildly back and forth- -something that sounds like NOOOOO comes out-


Me: all right. No more petting... for now....


Girls: -sigh-


Me: -whispers- dont worry. Ill tell you his usual sleeping times and places. You can get him then.


Girls: -smirk and look at Inu evilly-


Inu: -gulp-


Me: anyway! I dont own Inuyasha! Though Im saving up for him..... im already over 300$! think that's enough?

Rumiko Takahashi: not even close


Me: ah dang..... Before I forget there's reference to ear rubbing consequences in this but they only apply in the fic ^^ cause they only apply to Kagome!!!! Anyway, here's the chappie!



 

Something Has to Be Done


Chapter..... uh what chapter are we at? Argh..... -shrug- ah well who cares!


GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!!




All was quiet in the Inu-and-Kagome-tachi's... ((Kagome insisted..... Kag: darn right! I'm NOT going under the name of 'a member of Inu-tachi'!!!!!!)) too quiet....

 
"Are we there yet?"



Ah yes, there was the little disturbance now. "No, Shippo, for the 5 hundred thousandth time! WE ARE NOT THERE YET!!!!!" Kagome yelled at the slightly frightened kitsune. Sure, Kagome loved the little guy to bits.... but when he asks the same question 5 hundred thousand times, during an extremely hot day.... well anyone can get mad at him. Plus the fact that Kikyo had decided to 'grace them with her presence' didn't help at all.


Eyes wide, even Inuyasha had to back away from the ticked of girl. He definitely didn't want to get on her bad side today. The prospect of being strangled in his sleep had never exactly appealed to him... So, with a slight smirk, he did what he always did... made a smart comment ((kag: if you could call ANYTHING he says smart)) that would most likely get himself sat. "Can I hit him now?"



"No, Inuyasha, for the 6 hundred thousandth time, YOU CAN NOT. I REPEAT NOT! HURT SHIPPO-CHAN!!!!!" She yelled. "AND IF EITHER OF YOU ASK AGAIN I'M GONNA PUMMEL THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!! " Then, to everyone's shock, she walked over to Sango and the two girls started chatting as if nothing had happened.


"Looks as if someone has PMS...." Kikyo muttered.


"At least I can still HAVE my period!" Kagome shot back, not even looking away from Sango. "You, on the other hand can't... tell me. Is it because your nothing but a doll made out of clay with a stick up it's ass.... or because menopause came after the first fifty days ((to correspond with the fifty years she was dead)), ya old granny? " The last part came slightly muttered, but since everyone was close enough to hear it, they all promptly snickered.


"Well, I was actually ALIVE during those years... albeit sleeping, but what does that make me?" Inuyasha called back, he was actually starting to enjoy these little 'make fun of Kikyo' things.... and it shocked him to no end.


His thoughts were cut off at Kagome's yell of "Grandpa!!!!" and soon he became aware of the girl latching onto him from behind, arms around him neck, legs around him just above the waist.


"Har har, very funny. Now get off Bitch." he said, trying, and failing, to shake her off.


"But Grampy!!!! I wanna stay with YOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!" Was her reply, followed by her locking her arms in place and burying her face, and most of her back, under his long hair.


He was just about to try the old 'I think I'm gonna fall' routine when Kagome said softly, just for him to hear, "If your THAT old... Imagine how old Fluffy-sama is!! Great- Great-Great-Grandfather material... dont you think? With a cane... wrinkles... arthritis to boot!Watching movies Miroku recommended... " To which he promptly fell, face first, into the path, laughing his head off.


Getting off the laughing hanyou, Kagome looked at the shocked, curious, and slightly angry faces of her companions, and most hated enemy, just shrugged, gave Sango the 'I'll tell you later' look and continued on her way down the path.


Later that day.


"God, I wish they would stop staring at me!!!!" Kagome said exasperated. Ever since they had arrived in the village the men had been giving her... inappropriate looks, which ticked both her and Inuyasha off to no end. Actually he seemed quite a bit more protective and... dare she think it... possessive ever since the kiss they had shared. Though she supposed she should have expected it with what she was wearing, which was a tank top and shorts, both baby blue, the lightest color she could find in her back pack.


'You and me both.' Inuyasha thought. He was about ready to rip their heads off if they took a single step towards HIS Kagome. 'Wait... since when is she mine?' ^Since I said so^ His demon side retorted. 'And since when did your opinion matter?' Inuyasha replied. It took all he had not to keep walking down the street and not stop and yell for everyone to hear. ^Since I could always destroy that stupid clay bitch next time I get out if you don't listen to me.^ &Personally I'm starting to wonder why we keep her with the group anyway...& his human side piped up. & I mean all she does is either mope that we wont kick Kags ou-& 'AND SINCE WHEN DO YOU CALL HER KAGS?!?!?!?!'Inuyasha mentally roared. & Jeeze.... someone's PMSing.... anyway. She's either pissed that we wont kick Kagome out, or she stays behind. Naraku hasn't attacked since before Kagome left a year ago, so what's the point?& he continued.


"Hey Inuyasha? You okay?" Kagome asked, waving her hand in front of his face. They were climbing the hill towards the lord of the village's house and Inuyasha hadn't yet said a word... strange. Even the waving didn't help. The hanyou simply walked on, as if in a trance,thousands of emotions flashing over him face. 'Must be a demon/human mental conversation.' she thought. 'I know how annoying those are....' ^&Hey! We resent that!!^& her demon and humans sides yelled. Wincing, she thought of a way to break the trance. 'What would you guys suggest?' she asked them. ^& RUB HIS EARS!^& they cried back. Shrugging her shoulders lightly, Kagome walked over to the unsuspecting hanyou and.... you all guessed it! RUBBED HIS EARS!!!!!((fangirls everywhere scream: lucky bitch!!!))


^Hey! You feel that? Feels good^ Inuyasha's demon side said.&Yeah. What is that?& His human side asked. 'Dunno.... feels like.... feels like..... EARS!!!!' ^&Ears?!^& They asked, confused. 'Someone's rubbing my-er our ears!!' ^& SHIT!!!!!^& both human and demon side yelled.


Outside Inuyasha's mind, Kagome was as shocked as everyone else when suddenly, Inuyasha just grabbed her around the waist and ran into the forest with her!"EEP!!" She cried. "Inuyasha! Snap out of it!!!! Hey!!! Are you listening to me at all?!?!?!?!" She was brought out of her yelling when she landed on the forest floor with a thump, and was almost immediately aware of a weight settling on top of her. 'Oh. My. God.' She thought. 'He's on top of me!!!!'


And indeed he was. Inuyasha lay there trying to get his emotions in and instincts in check. "Kagome.... Have I ever told you why I don't like it when people rub my ears?"He growled out, his bangs hiding his eyes.


"No not really."


"It's because of the fact that a female rubbing a males ears is a sign of trust and familiarity that causes the male to want to mate. And I REALLY don't think now is a good time for that!!!!!"


"EEP!!! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU- I...HOLY SHIT!!! I'm SO gonna kill fluffy!!! He should have told me about this!!!" She yelled.


Inuyasha flattened his ears to his head. She didn't have to be so loud about it....


"Hey... wait a minute...." The suspicious tone of her voice caught his attention. He hadn't said anything had he?


^& DUMBASS!!!!^& His demon and human side yelled.


"You said... 'now isn't a good time...' does that mean.... you'd actually consider it if it were a good time?" She blinked innocently up at him, curious.
'Oops.' he thought. "Uhhh... that is to say...... I-"


"Hey! Dog-turd! Get off my woman!!!((-shudder- you have no idea how hard it was to type that.....))"


"Huh?" Both Kagome and Inuyasha said, simultaneously, moment broken, scrambling to get as far away from each other as possible. Kagome scooted over to the base of a tree on one end of the clearing, and Inuyasha jumped into a tree on the other side.


"Thanks! Hey Kagome!"


Kagome looked up, surprised, to see Kouga on his knees in front of her, holding her hands in his.


"Oh god.... Your not gonna propose again are you?" She asked, suspicious.


"No. I just came to see how my woman is doing." Kouga said, then was ripped away from her, and flung into a tree by a very irate half-demon.
 
"KAGOME IS NOT YOUR GOD DAMN WOMAN!!" He yelled, unsheathing Tetsusaiga.


Inuyasha was about to use the wind scar on the wide eyed demon when suddenly a small clawed hand was placed on his arm. "Now, now Inuyasha. Play nice or don't play at all." Kagome said. But Inuyasha saw something the now smirking Kouga didn't. Anger. And it wasn't directed at him. So, wanting to watch this for himself, backed off and sheathed Tetsusaiga once more. Though he kept up the disappointed and upset act. Just for fun.


"Ha. Serves you right dumbass." Kouga sneered.


"Kouga..." Kagome said, a little too sweetly. Not that he noticed....


"Yes my woman?"


"Well, I'd hate to break this too you.... actually that's a complete lie. I'm not your woman. I never HAVE been your woman and if I EVER hear you call me that again OR if I ever hear you make fun of Inuyasha again, I'LL CASTRATE YOU AND SHOVE 'MICROSCOPIC KOUGA' DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!!GOT IT?!?!?!?!?!" She yelled, by the time she had finished Kouga was practically shivering at the cold glare she was giving him... and Inuyasha was laughing his ass off.


With an "EEP!" and a cloud of dust, Kouga high-tailed it out of there as fast as he could go... until... "What the hell?!?! Where did my jewel shards go?!?!"


"Keep running wolf-breath!!!" Kagome called out, tossing and catching two freshly purified jewel shards in one hand.


And Inuyasha? ... He was still laughing his ass off.





AN: Short yes. And I apologize. But schools really coming down hard on me you know? I fugured short chapters as often as possible would be better then 1 decently long chapter every couple of months you know? Anyway. No bets for the next chapter, since I have no idea where I'm going with this at the moment.... That's another reason it's so short. Writer's block is somewhere in the room and I can't get him to leave..... Oh well


Inu: -walks in- done already? -is actually smiling-


Me: O.O I dont like that look.....


Inu: calm down. You mostly made up for the ear thing with what happened to Kouga. -smirk- did I ever tell you your brilliant? -goes so far as to actually HUG me-


Me: -pushes him off- WTF?!?!Save that for Kagome!!!!


Inu: Sorry.


Entire reader population: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH INUYASHA?!?!?!


Inu: -_-0 why does everyone keep asking me that? I'm in a good mood! Sue me!


-Rabid group of lawyers come in- ((and I have nothing against lawyers... actually I plan on being one myself))alright how much you got?


Inu: O.O I withdraw my earlier comment....


Me: lol. Anyway bye guys!!!!!



Chihiro... err Kaiya.... ARGH!!!


Authoress of Something Has to be Done. ((perfect!!! oh and if someone gives me a good name for the bye thing since I can't use both I'll let you pet Fluffy's tail thingie))