InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Something Has To Be Done ❯ What the #$&^%# ( Chapter 7 )

AN:Hi ppl! Okay so how is everybody?! I'm glad everybody reviewed so fast cause I really wanted to get writing before christmas! So consider this my late christmas (or whatever holiday you celebrate) present to everybody! (which saves me a load of money on presents!)

Inu: cheap bitch.

Me: -glare- just WHO are you calling a cheap bitch?!?!

Inu: you. What other cheap bitches do you see around here?

clay pot: did somebody call me?

Me: -snicker- yup! ^^

Inu: oh crap she's smiling....

Kag: that's never good....

Miroku: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

Sango: women and children first!!

Inu and Miroku: HEY!!! WHAT ABOUT US?!?!

Me:-grabs their arms- you guys get to stay here with ME!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Inu and Miroku: NOOOOOOO!!!

-1 hour later-

Kag: -comes back in with Sango and other women and children- -gasps as she sees us all around a table... playing poker?!?!- what the?!

Sango: I don't believe it!!!!

Inu: neither do we!!! the wench just drew an inside straight!!!she beat the both of us!!

Miroku: -shakes head sadly at his own misfortune- again.....

Me: so what's that now guys? 56 to...an added total of 4? (as in both their wins put together)

Kag: you mean they only won 4 games against you all together?!?!

Me: no they got those during my bathroom break when they were playing each other.

Sango and Kag: O.O'''' -_-0 figures....

Disclaimer:

I don't own Inuyasha...

isn't it so sad?

I wanted him for christmas..

But I was way to bad.

Rumiko Takahashi is my hero,

you know why,

she created the best manga,

that I will ever buy,

This is my disclaimer,

it's a poem you can see,

I don't own Inuyasha,

but this poem belongs to me!!

Something Has to be Done.

What the @#&^$#&%*$#%

He ran swiftly after Kagome, never fully catching up -just to keep the chase going- but he finally grew tired of it and simply pounced on the miko-hanyou. ((NOT THAT KIND OF POUNCED YOU HENTAIS!!!)) "ACK!!!" She cried, officially meeting Inuyasha's good friend... dirt. "Well, that was certainly rude." She said over her shoulder, trying to get up but finding that Inuyasha was sitting on her legs. "Let me up!"

"Nope. Sorry can't do that." He replied, enjoying seeing her frustration as she tried to kick him off, to no avail."Hmm. Your awful comfy Kagome, I think I'll stay right here."

"Argh!! I swear I'll get you for this-hihihihi!!!Oh crap!!" She covered her mouth quickly. Inuyasha's long hair had fallen over his shoulders and ended up tickling her sides. Now she was done for.

"Oh so little Kagome is ticklish is she?"he taunted, smirking.

"You try it and you're dead!"

"I highly doubt that" he replied.... then the torture began.

"HAHA!! haha-hihihi... Inu- haha Yasha -pant- if you don't- hahahahaha!!! stop it right now..... haha.. I swear I'll- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!" Inuyasha never did find out what she was going to do to him, since right then he found a particularly ticklish spot and relentlessly attacked.

Unfortunately for our favorite Dog-boy, Kagome didn't intend on just laying back and taking it. So, when his guard was down, she quickly flipped them over. Then, while he was in shock, slammed his claws into the roots of the trees next to them, effectively keeping his arms out of the way. "Hmm. I wonder if your ticklish.... Are you ticklish Inuyasha?" She smirked. Getting no reply from him except for a defiant glare, she quickly began her own tickling.

"Argh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Okay okay! I give! I give! Uncle!!"

"Aww your no fun!"Kagome pouted getting off him."You were supposed to try to protect your ego so I could tickle you longer!"

"Feh! So you like tickling me?" He smirked. He KNEW she wouldn't be able to get a comeback to THAT.

She narrowed her eyes and walked to the now standing boy. Suddenly, she started banging on his head lightly.

"Hey what are you doing?!?!" He demanded. What was with her?

"It's not hollow!!!" She suddenly exclaimed. Then she began muttering to herself. "Okay... no hollow head... made a good point... thought up a decent come-back... ALRIGHT WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH INUYASHA?!?!?!"

Completely taken aback by her sudden outburst, he just stared blankly. He was completely caught

off-guard when she grabbed his shoulders and began shaking him back and forth. "Huh?" He finally managed to get out.

"You heard me! Who are you and what have you done with Inuyasha?!?!" She said.

"I am Inuyasha! I mean I'm me! ARGH!I don't know what I mean anymore!" He cried in exasperation.

"Prove it!"

"What?!?!" He asked. This was just getting weird....

"Jeeze! You really didn't do well with this copying thing. Your practically deaf and the REAL Inuyasha has pretty much the best hearing out of everyone I know."

Okay now things were REALLY getting strange... Had KAGOME just... complemented him? "I am Inuyasha!!!! Inuyasha is me!!!!! Why is that so hard to understand?!?!" He yelled.

"I say again, prove it!"

"Fine, sit me!" He couldn't believe he'd just said that. He'd TOLD her to SIT him!!!!Was he going crazy or something?!?!?!You know... either one would be a good possibility.... crazy.... or something... crazy... or something.....

"I don't want to!" she replied, sticking her nose in the air.

That was even weirder. "What?"

"I don't want to s-word you! You haven't done anything meriting the s-word and I've sworn to only use it when necessary!" She said.

Okay... that HAD cheered him up... but how the hell would he get her to s-word him now? He couldn't say some weird fact about her 'cause anyone who had spied on them could have known anything he could say. So the s-word was the only way. But what to do?

'KISS HER!!!!!' His demon side screamed.

'The hell?What do you mean kiss her?' he thought back, confused.

'-_-0 I meant kiss her as in put YOUR lips against HER lips... What other kind of kissing is there that will go in a PG-13 situation?'

Okay, now on top of being confused, Inuyasha was downright irritated.

'I know what you meant!' he thought to his demon side in frustration.

'Well if you knew what I meant why the hell did you ask you idiot?!?!'

'ARGH!!! Okay. Let me rephrase this-' he tried, only to be cut off.

'Wow. An eight letter word. I'm impressed. Let's see if you can get up to nine letters within the next 100 years.' his demon side taunted.

'Better then just growling all the time!' he retorted.

'Growling IS a language!I'm bilingual!'

'Whatever. Anyway what I meant was: how will kissing her work?' He asked.

'Simple. Whenever you got too close to her when you first met she pushed you away. So kiss her and she'll sit you... or she'll kiss back which is good. Either way it gives you an excuse to kiss her. And we all know you want to!' his demon side replied.

Inuyasha sighed. He knew what he had to do. But he was doing it under protest!! Well... sorta. So, he stepped up to Kagome, hooked his fingers under her chin to tilt her head up, and laid a big one on her.

Though he was extremely surprised, not to mention happy, to find that she actually kissed him back!

Though, all to soon, it had to end (only 'cause they needed air), and the couple parted. Silence reigned in the small clearing, until it was broken by two words.

"Sit boy."

And so Inuyasha met up with his good friend, dirt. Muttering a few choice words that would make a sailor blush, he got up. "What was that for?!?!" he demanded.

"Well I had to make sure it was really you that I was kissing, didn't I?" she replied.

"What happened to 'only when necessary'" he asked.

"Well I'd say it's pretty necessary if I want to do this without worrying who you are." she said before standing on her tip-toes and softly pressing her lips to his. Any doubts on either parties minds immediately disappeared. All that mattered was this moment. Not all that long after (two minutes) they parted, panting slightly. Blushing, Kagome looked down and leaned her head on his chest. "Remind me to suspect your identity more often."

Inuyasha smiled, this was definitely turning into one of the best days of his life, second only to.....uh actually.... this day WAS the best day of his life... Not that it had much competition... "I'll have to act weird more often as well." he replied.

"No. I don't want you to change." came her reply.

His grin grew wider. Her words had truly touched him. Gently, he wrapped his arms around her at the waist and held her close. She was like him now. A hanyou, an outcast. But together, they had a whole category all to themselves. He'd been right in his thoughts after the meeting of Jinengi (manga version for those who've only seen the anime).Even though ever since his birth, he'd had no place in the world. But now, this girl, Kagome, she was his belonging place. And nothing was ever going to change that.

He'd make sure of it.

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And there's another chappie! Sorry it's shorter then usual but that was just the perfect ending.... I'll make sure that the next chappie's longer. Okay? Anyway. THEY KISSED!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!!!! PARTY!!!!!!! Okay now for those of you HAVEN'T read the manga in the end of the Jinengi episode Inuyasha thinks that 'this is where I belong now' as he's looking at Kagome soooo I just decided to interpret it like that. It goes well though no? Anyway I was mondo surprised at how fast everybody reviewed for those five I asked for. I'm glad that everyone like the last chappie (and the ones b4 that for that matter) and a few people have commented that I'm funny.... Well believe it or not that's BIG news to me! Usually I'm the one who says the wrong this and causes the awkward silence... Oh well. Guess writing just brings out the good in me(or the evil at some points.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!). In any case I'm thankful that everyone's been so supportive. Oh and before anyone get's scared that I'm doing a good-bye speech THIS IS NOT I REPEAT NOT THE ED OF THE FIC!!!! No way in hell I'd end it all here!!! There's hardly been any Kikyo bashing for crying out loud!!

IMPORTANT NOTE! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T READ ENDING ANs PLEASE READ THIS ANYWAY!!!

Okay some people have asked if they can 'bet' on Inuyasha too. Well guess what! You can! Here's the 'bet' for next chapter:

What will Kagome do if/when Kouga calls her his woman?

Yes, next chapter is a Kouga Chapter (bout time I put him in if you ask me). All right figure out what your going to guess and just put it in your review! The one(s) who get it right will get to -drum roll- rub Inu's ears!!!

Inu: WHAT?!?! I DIDN'T AGREE TO THAT!!!

Me: Well too bad! Anyway make your 'bets' people! There will be a 'bet' for every few chapters with a different prize each time! And for the record YES I DO know already what she'd going to do so NO I will NOT be picking favorites! (That means you those who I know outside reviews. You know who you are!) So think hard and place your 'bets' now!

-note- no money will be bet. It is merely a guessing game and is only called betting for a connection to the fanfiction. This has been a public note from Chihiro's writing LMT. Any questions? Call 1-800-TOTALLY-FAKE-NUMBER-THAT-WONT-WORK. Thank you.

NOTE FOR FANFICTION.NET READERS!!!!

just so you know for sure I changed my name (just cause) I AM Kaiya-miko/hanyou25 but I decided to change it.

Ja ne!

Chihiro. (That's my new name on ff.net so I'm gonna stick with it okay? Okay.)