InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Soul Survivor ❯ Soul Survivor - Might As Well Enjoy It ( Chapter 11 )

Soul Survivor - Chapter 11

By Majicman55

 

 

Disclaimer: No, I certainly do not own any of the characters in InuYasha.

 

 

Kagome (and Kikyo) looked up to find InuYasha looking back down at them adoringly.

 

“InuYasha…”

 

“I can't believe we actually did that.”

 

“In…InuYasha.”

 

“I love you so much, Kagome. Just think. At this very moment, you may be getting pregnant with our pup…or even pups!”

 

“I'd say it's a certainty,” thought Kikyo.

 

“Shut up!” shouted Kagome.

 

“Huh?”

 

“I mean, we…the three of us…have something important to talk about before this happens.”

 

“I'd say you've got about ten to fifteen minutes,” thought Kikyo. “Do you know that I can actually watch the process going on inside our body? It's quite fascinating. Oops! Make that ten minutes.”

 

“The three of us? What are you talking about?”

 

“Huh? What?” Kagome was just a mite distracted. “InuYasha? I'd like you to meet someone you already know very well.” Kagome paused for a moment. “Kikyo?”

 

“Kikyo?” InuYasha was puzzled. “Are you okay, Kagome?”

 

“Say something, Kikyo,” thought Kagome.

 

“Maybe I don't feel like it.”

 

“I'm fine, InuYasha,” replied Kagome. “Or at least as fine as I can be lying here full of your semen about fifteen…”

 

“Ten.”

 

“…ten…minutes from being pregnant.”

 

InuYasha looked downcast. “You're not happy?”

 

Kagome sighed. “I'd love to have your…pups…InuYasha. But we had talked about this and decided we'd wait for me to graduate…and maybe until after college.”

 

“Nine minutes.”

 

“But you said you had changed your mind from watching Sango!”

 

Kagome glowered at the ceiling for lack of a better place to direct her frustration. “Damn it. That was Kikyo!”

 

InuYasha blinked…once, twice. “Is it because…I'm…a hanyou?”

 

“No, of course not.” Kagome began stroking InuYasha's ears. “I wouldn't have you any other way.”

 

“Eight minutes.”

 

“Would you stop that?” hissed Kagome.

 

“Stop what?” InuYasha was getting really worried, now. “Are you sure you're okay?”

 

“Let's just say I've been of two minds lately.”

 

“Ha-ha.”

 

InuYasha looked hurt. “I…I understand. I guess we shouldn't have…”

 

“Seven minutes.”

 

Kagome just looked annoyed. “WOULD YOU STOP THAT?”

 

InuYasha drew back. “I…I'll leave.”

 

“Come back here!” shouted Kagome.

 

“Okay! …but I'm so confused.”

 

“Would you say SOMETHING, Kikyo?”

 

“Six minutes.”

 

“Grrrrr!”

 

“Kagome?”

 

“You know, I've really gotten to like your old girlfriend, but she's being a bit of a bitch right now.”

 

Kikyo was giggling in Kagome's head.

 

“Five minutes.”

 

“Kikyo?”

 

“Yes, InuYasha?”

 

InuYasha's eyes got VERY big. Kagome was speaking in Kikyo's voice. Is…is that you, Kikyo?”

 

“In the flesh.” Kikyo paused. “Well, in Kagome's flesh…which is about four and a half minutes from being quite pregnant.”

 

“Well, yeah. That's what we were trying for.” Kagome was just staring at him…only he had the eeriest feeling that he was looking into Kikyo's eyes. “Kikyo? Is that really you?”

 

“Sure is, dog boy.”

 

“Oi. Only Kagome calls me that.”

 

Kagome/Kikyo giggled. “We kind of share the same thoughts, now.”

 

His mate's voice changed back to Kagome's normal voice.

 

“In…InuYasha. You remember when the part of my soul that Kikyo had came back to me?”

 

InuYasha looked away for a moment. “Yeah.”

 

“Well, I sort o' got Kikyo with it.”

 

InuYasha stared into Kagome's eyes. “What?”

 

The girl's voice changed again.

 

“Four minutes,” she said out loud. Then, to InuYasha, “Hi, lover.”

 

“Wh…what?”

 

“It's just me, your little Kikyo. Your friends, Kaede and Miroku, tried a spiritual re-fusion, but I altered the spell just a little. Just enough so that both of us are here, in this body.”

 

“Kagome!”

 

“She's perfectly safe, InuYasha,” said Kikyo. “I'll let you talk with her again. And by the way, three minutes.”

 

Kagome sighed.

 

“Ka…Kagome?” said InuYasha.

 

Yeah, it's me.”

 

“What's this `minutes' thing about?”

 

Kagome sighed again. “It's the time till we're really pregnant.” Kagome looked into her mate's confused eyes and realized that no one in his age realized that there was a difference between the time you made love and the time you got pregnant. “The moment of conception, InuYasha. The moment when your sperm finds my egg.”

 

InuYasha just looked confused.

 

Kagome sighed.

 

“Two minutes.”

 

“Damnit!” thought Kagome. She realized that both she and InuYasha were still nude. “Come here.” She beckoned the poor, confused hanyou into her arms, hurriedly guided him into her (thank the kami for his ability to always be ready), mumbled a quick incantation and shouted “sit!”

 

“Ooooh!”

 

“Ka-Kagome! What are you doing?”

 

“If I'm going to get pregnant, I'm going to enjoy it!”

 

There followed a chorus of “sits” that only quit when a giggling Kikyo counted down from ten to zero.

 

…followed by a loud scream of “Inu-ya-shaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

 

…which was called into the local police from blocks around the Higurashi shrine.

 

 

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“Ka…Kagome?”

 

“She's resting.” It was Kikyo's voice.

 

“Ki…Kikyo?”

 

“Yes, InuYasha.” Kikyo giggled. “Bet you didn't think you could get two mikos pregnant at the same time, did you, InuYasha?”

 

It was the first time a hanyou ever fainted.

 

 

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Hours later, in the middle of the night, InuYasha awoke. He was sleeping on his back with Kagome snuggled into him as she always liked to do, one of her legs thrown over his. He smiled. It was all a dream. After all, Kikyo couldn't really be inside Kagome. That had to be a dream.

 

But what was that smell?

 

Kagome's scent…had changed. It was subtle, but…

 

It was almost like two…no, more than two…scents mixed together.

 

There was Kagome's scent and one…two…th-three……four…

 

FOUR?

 

“Kuso!” Kagome was gonna kill him.

 

“In…InuYasha?”

 

“Kusokusokusokuso!” He had to settle down. “Ummm, Kagome?”

 

“Yeah?” Kagome snuggled closer to InuYasha.

 

“You're gonna kill me for this, b-but you're…”

 

“…pregnant? Yeah, I know.” She reached up, fondling one of InuYasha's ears.

 

“And you're not upset?”

 

“I guess we can handle one…”

 

Kagome paused as InuYasha held up his hand. He held up one, two, three…four fingers. “Four?”

 

“Kagome?”

 

“FOUR?”

 

“Calm down, Kagome.”

 

“That bitch, Kikyo, said she had made us super fertile, but FOUR?”

 

“K-Kikyo?” InuYasha's head was swimming. The Kikyo thing was a dream, right?

 

“Yes, the little bitch.” Kagome turned to her mate. He didn't look very steady. “InuYasha?”

 

The world started spinning. “It really is you, Kikyo.”

 

His mate's voice changed. “In the flesh, sort of.” She bowed.

 

<KLUNK>

 

“He fainted.”

 

“It seems so. I believe it's the second time.”

 

“Why is HE the one fainting? I should be the one fainting.”

 

“Let him sleep. We have more important things to do.”

 

“Yeah? Like what?”

 

“Like thinking of names. Two boys, two girls. Now, what names do you like?”

 

Kagome sighed.

 

 

 

A/N: I guess it is a lot to take in. Kagome and Kikyo in the same body…and four pups?

 

This has been a massive rewrite of a story that I was never that happy with to begin with. Why? I'm just not comfortable writing extensive sex scenes. It feels like I'm trying to gain readers by titillating them. Frankly, I'd rather just hint at the sex…go only so far and leave the rest to the imagination. I'd rather only write about it when it's absolutely necessary to the story.

 

So let me know what you think. I'm especially interested in the opinions of anyone who actually read the original version.

 

Guess there's just the epilogue to go.

 

As always, please read and review. And thanks!