InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Story of Nonsense ❯ Wrath of the Hula Girls ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

A/N: I do not own InuYasha, hula dancing, or anything else mentioned in this fic except for me. This was written for fun. Please don't take it too seriously. Pleaz R&R
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Lynxzeo: Muahahahaha!!! As the writer, I can do anything I want to you guys!! Prepare for the worst!! The most silly, the most idiotic, BLANKNESS!!!

Inu-gumi: O_o

Lynxzeo: What?

Kagome: I think she's a bit too hyper today.

Others: *nods*

Lynxzeo: *starts racing around in circles* Hehehehehe!!!

Inu-gumi: -_-'

Kagome: Waaay too hyper.

Sesshomaru: *arriving with Jaken, Rin, and Ah-un* Aloha, chums!! Whassup, dudes and dudettes??

Inu-gumi: O.o

Sesshomaru: *Sees Lynxzeo still running in circles* What's up with her?

Sango: Too hyper today.

Lynxzeo: *Stops running around in circles* Hey, the cross-dresser is here!!

Sesshomaru: *vein pop* What did you call me!?!?!

Lynxzeo: Cross-dresser.

Sesshomaru: Why you...! *Attempts to slash Lynxzeo but she caught his wrist in the process and began squeezing the wrist hard, VERY HARD*

Sesshomaru: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...

Lynxzeo: *huge grin* Say mercy!

Sesshomaru: Nevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr!!!!

Lynxzeo: *is squeezing the wrist soo hard that Sesshomaru's hand start's to swell up and turn red*

Sesshomaru: *sooooooo low* Mercy.

Lynxzeo: *releasing the wrist* Now, while we wait for the rest of the *ahem* guests to arrive, let's have some entertainment!!

*~moments later~*

*InuYasha and Sesshomaru are forced into hula girls' thick grass skirts, flower bracelets, necklaces and wreaths, and coconut-shell bikini tops*

InuYasha: Um, why the hell are we doing this!?!?!?!

Lynxzeo: No one else would volunteer so yeah, it's you and Sess. Now start dancin' and singin'!! *lame hula girl music comes on from out of nowhere*

Sesshomaru: No and you can't make us.

Lynxzeo: Wanna bet??

*~5 seconds later~*

InuYasha and Sesshomaru: *badly singing and dancing traditional hula dance* Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks...

Everyone else: *laughing their heads off (not literally, duh)* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Jaken: AHAHAHAHAHAHAA- *Pop*

Everyone else: O_o

Jaken's head: *rolling around* How come I'm not dead?

Lynxzeo: *puts Jaken's head back onto his body* Hurry it along with the singing and dancing already. We haven't got all day you know.

*~10 minutes later~*

Naraku: *arriving with Kagura and Kanna and sees Inu and Sess hula dancing* O_o AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Kagura: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Kanna: O.o *laughs silently*

InuYasha: OK, bastard!! You can stop laughing now!!

Lynxzeo: Maybe I should...

*~moments later~*

Naraku: *also dressed in hula girl outfit and singing and dancing along with Inu and Sess* Oh le oh le, oh le oh le, oh le oh le, oh le oh le. Oh baby, hot hot hot!! Oh baby, hot hot hot...

Everyone else ex Sess, Inu, Naraku and Kanna: AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kanna: *Silent laughter*

*~10 minutes later (yet again)~*

Kouga: *arriving* Ah, I think that dog-turd is finally getting some exsersise!! Now, to sit back with my woman and enjoy the show!!!

InuYasha: What'd you say, wolf!?!?!?

Kagome: I'm NOT your woman!!!

Lynxzeo: I think maybe this guy also could...

*~5 seconds later~*

Kouga: *dressed in hula girl outfit and singing and dancing along with Inu, Sess, and Naraku* Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top. When the wind blows, the baby will fall...

Lynxzeo: *through the laughter* Ok people!! We have just one more group of people arriving in about 10 minutes so I'll just have the boys to stop hula dancing...

Inu, Sess, Naraku, and Kouga: Phew!

Lynxzeo: ...and instead they will perform ballet!!

Inu, Sess, Naraku, and Kouga: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

The Shichinin-tai arrives and sees Inu, Sess, Naraku, and Kouga in hula girl outfits.

Shichinin-tai: O.o AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Jakotsu: Kawaii!!!!!!!!! *runs up to InuYasha* You look absolutly adorable!

Bankotsu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! You *gasp* look *choke* ridiculous!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Mukotsu: GEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

Ginkotsu: Yesh.

Kyoukotsu: *munches on a unknown thing*

Lynxzeo: Ok, that's enough.

*~3 seconds later~*

InuYasha: Hey!! My normal clothes are back!!

Lynxzeo: That's the power of... the WRITER!!!!! Now that everybody's here, Let's get down to business!!

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Whee!! Chapter 1 done!!! OK, I know it's a bit short but I'll try to make the next ones longer. Please review!!


~Lynxzeo~