InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Story of Nonsense ❯ Enter Inukit, the Teleporting Trouble-Maker ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

A/N: I do not own InuYasha or anything else mentioned in this fic except for me. Inukit is a free person of her own will *sniff*. This was written for fun. Please don't take it too seriously. Pleaz R&R
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Lynxzeo: OK people!! What do you guys want to do?

InuYasha: Kill Naraku, Bankotsu, Jakotsu, Mukotsu...

Lynxzeo: Too much blood shed.

Kagome: Go peepee!!

Everyone else: O.o

Kagome: What!?!?!

Inukit: *appears out of nowhere* Hey, Lynxzeo!! Long time no see!!

Lynxzeo: *runs over to Inukit sooooo fast that she knocks her over* Inukit!!! You smell different, somehow.

Inukit: OK, OK, calm down and.. THAT'S all you can say!?!?!

Lynxzeo: What?? What else do you want to know!?!?!

Sesshomaru: Let's run away while we have the chance!!

The rest ex Lynxzeo, Inukit, (who are still bickering) and (for some strange reason,) Kagome: Yeah!!! *Stampedes off like, well, [insert something crazy here (What!?! I can't think of anything to put here!!)]*

Lynxzeo: ...so how's your momma?

Inukit: Fine. And how's your poppa?

Lynxzeo: Hey!! I told you about a hundred times not to ask about my pops, OK??

Inukit: Oh, so he's ok?

Lynxzeo: Oh, oh, shut u- hey!! Where is everybody?!?!?!

Inukit: I think they took Kagome's advise.

Lynxzeo: What advise? Kagome never gave them an advise.

Kagome: Oh, you mean the one that I said for them to go peepee?

Inukit: AHHHHH!!! You're still here?!?! Eeeevillll.... *casts spell on Kagome*

*~Somewhere else...~*

InuYasha: Hey, Kagome!! I'm hungry!! What do you have in your backpack this time?

No response

InuYasha: Did you even listen, wench?

Still no reply

InuYasha: Hell, I'm talking to you!! *whips around* Kagome??

Miroku: Why are you talking to Kagome when she's not even here? Wait a minute, she's not HERE?!?!?

InuYasha: Don't tell me that you scared her away with your "famous" quote, did ya?

Miroku: Why don't you ask her next time?

InuYasha: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Sango: Sesshomaru, Naraku or the Shichinin-tai might have kidnapped her for... the instant noodles!!!

InuYasha: NO!! NOT THAT!! ANYTHING BUT THE NOODLES!!!!!!! *starts running around in circles like Lynxzeo did*

Sango, Shippo, and Miroku: *HUGE sweatdrops*

InuYasha: *Now running in perfect squares* ...NOODLES!! NOT THE NOODLES!! NOT THE...

Miroku: *bonks InuYasha on the head with his staff* OK, shut up already!

InuYasha: *stops running* Aiai, cap'n!

Sango: Is it just me or is InuYasha a bit too crazy today?

Miroku: No, it's not just you, it's all of us!!

Sango: OK, now you are going there too, houshi-sama.

*~Another somewhere else~*

Jakotsu: Please!! Can't I just go see cute little InuYasha again??

Bankotsu: You are seriously freaking me out.

Jakotsu: That's good. Pullllleeeeeaaaaaaassssseeeeeee??????????

Bankotsu: Police? *jumps around and looks around* Where?

Inukit: *appearing out of nowhere* Hello!! There's no police in the feudal times, remember? Police weren't invented in the feudal times!! Well at least I think... *disappears*

Kyoukotsu: Uhh... that was scary.

Mukotsu: Finally, you got something right for once!!

Kyoukotsu: I did-?

*~Back to Lynxzeo~*

Lynxzeo: *playing Monopoly with Kagome while Inukit watches. Her game piece lands on Kagome's property* No!! Why me!?!?

Kagome: Cha-ching!! Money in the bling!! (what my friend always says when we (rarely) play Monoploy)

Lynxzeo: Awww... $2,500 wasted...

Kagome: Ha!! You only got $100 left!! *rolls dice* 9. one.. two.. three.. four.. five.. six.. seven.. eight.. NINE! *game piece lands on a bunch of Lynxzeo's property* NOOOOO!!!

Lynxzeo: *evil grin* Revenge...

Inukit: Um, guys?

*~Suddenly the rest of the crew stampedes back (and sadly trampling the Monoploy [Lynxzeo and Kagome jumped out of the way just in time])~*

Inukit: That was quick.

Lynxzeo: Nooooo!! Not the Monoploy!! Anything but the Monoploy!!!

InuYasha: Hmmm... That sounds quite familiar...

Sesshomaru: Why are we back here again?!?

Lynxzeo: I dunno, but now that you're all here..*uses land shift and raises a bunch of mountains around so the crew can't escape*..you can't leave!! *evil grin*

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Finally, this one is over with! Kraziness resides in the next!! plz review

~Lynxzeo~