InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Story of Nonsense ❯ Barrels of Sake!!! ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
A/N: I want to thank Lady of the Deadly Dance for suggesting the idea for this chapter. If it weren't for her, this chapter would have been very VERY stupid and dull. And also, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING MENTIONED IN THIS FIC EXCEPT FOR ME!!! OK, I'm going crazy today. Plz R&R ^^
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Lynxzeo: Soooooo boooooorrrriinngggggggg....

IY crew: *doing... stuff (Non-hentai for all you perverted minds out there!!!)*

Lynxzeo: *Gets zapped by a sudden insperation* Inukit.

Inukit: What??

Lynxzeo: *Whispers into Inukit's ear*

Inukit: Yea...

Lynxzeo: *to the Inu-crew (who are still doing... stuff)* People, since it's sooooo boooooorrrrring here, let's just have some sort of contest!!

Bankotsu: What kind?

Inukit: I know, how about if we get the guys to drink sake as much as they can? The last one standing wins!!

Jakotsu: Sounds good.

Lynxzeo: Inukit? *winks*

Inukit: *nods and disappears... somewhere else*

Sesshomaru: Where did she just go?

Lynxzeo: I have absolutely no clue.

Sesshomaru: But you told her to go!!

Lynxzeo: I have no clue about the location of where she had teleported off to.

Inukit: *reappears again* ~in sing-song voice~ I'm ba-ack!!

Lynxzeo: Wow, that was quick, did you-?

Inukit: Yup.

Suddenly 10-ton barrels of sake appear out of nowhere and squashes the (poor) guys.

Guys: *Getting squashed* GYAAAHHHHH!!!!

Inukit: *GIANT sweatdrop* Uh, heh heh... sorry about that. I guess I still have to work on those multi-teleporting stuff thingys...

Lynxzeo: Well, let's just focus on the fact that the guy will suffocate under there unless we move the barrels.

*~exactly 12 minutes and 43 seconds later...~*

InuYasha: *gasp* That was *wheeze* NOT what I thought *pant* the contest was.

Miroku: Yea, who can *gasp* stand after *pant* a HEAVY 10-TON barrel *gasp* is pressed on *wheeze* top of you!?!?!?!

Rest of the guys: *panting and gasping for air*

Naraku: *resembling a spring 'cause he was standing straight up and the barrel squashed him almost flat* ... *tries to walk but starts to bounce (like a pogo stick)*

Boing boing boing boing...

Everyone else: O.o

Lynxzeo: OK, now that we got off our bad teleportation and suffocation problem which was caused by 'someone', let's get the drinking contest started!!!

Inukit: You try teleporting 12 10-ton barrels of sake if you're so good!

Lynxzeo: ^^ Eh heh heh...
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Sorry about this super-short chapter but I'll make up for it in the next!! Plz review ppl!!

~Lynxzeo~