InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stream of Consciousness: A LiveJournal Collection ❯ The Other Side ( Chapter 1 )

Title: The Other Side

Community: inucomedyclub

Theme: Behind Shoji Doors

Place Earned: none

Genre: Comedy

Rating: PG

Word count: 549

Warnings: none

 

 

The Other Side

 

Opening the shoji door, Miroku yelped in shock and fell flat on his ass. Well, at least now I know where that strange aura is coming from… Where there should have been a room there was only blue light, swirling incandescently.

 

“What the fuck?!!!” he heard Inuyasha yell from inside the next room, and he hurriedly climbed to his feet and jogged to see what was up. He arrived to the single most bizarre sight his eyes had ever beheld. An irate Inuyasha was holding Kagome protectively in one arm, glaring at yet another Inuyasha, this one busy making doe eyes at her and waxing poetically.

 

“Your hair is finer than the most luxurious silk, your face puts all the Kami in the heavens to shame…” That sort of romantic crap that just made Miroku sick to his stomach. A miko-garbed Kagome was also standing off to one side with her arms folded, mostly ignoring everyone in the room. It was eerie how much she looked like a certain undead miko who shall remain nameless. To top it off, there were two Sangos as well! They looked identical, but their body language easily told him which was the Sango he knew. One of them ambled over to him, her hips wiggling suggestively as she walked, grinning a positively sultry smirk. Miroku gulped, this imposter Sango having more of an effect on him than he would have liked. He was fond of his old Sango and loved the challenge that came with being her fiancée, but damn it all if this new one wasn't tempting him in the basest of fashions!

 

“I like you better than the other Miroku. He's always busy with his boyfriend Jakotsu,” the new Sango said, giving the monk the final piece he needed to solve the puzzle.

 

“What the hell is going on, bouzu?” Inuyasha asked.

 

“I believe there is a door to an alternate dimension down the hall. These visitors must be our evil twins from the other side.”

 

“WHAT?!!!” all three of his true friends shouted.

 

“Think about it. They're basically our opposites; evil Inuyasha is a hopeless romantic, evil Kagome is a traditional miko, and evil Sango is a total slut! Not to mention that evil me is apparently a raging homosexual.”

 

“We're not bad!” evil Sango declared. “We like it here. It's much better than being servants to King Naraku and Queen Kagura. Can we stay?”

 

“Hell no!” Inuyasha bellowed, grabbing both his and Kagome's evil twins and tossing them into the portal. “And stay the fuck out!”

 

But unfortunately, evil Sango wised up and mimicked her twin perfectly so that it was impossible for anyone to tell them apart. Miroku sauntered around them, pretending to inspect them closely. Then he grabbed both their asses at the same time. The one on the left smacked him immediately, but the one on the right was a full second late. Grabbing the latter, he tossed her into the portal.

 

“Hahaha! I knew I could trick you like that!” the remaining Sango declared. Miroku looked crestfallen, and trudged off to repent. My dear Sango…what have I done? As soon as he was gone, Sango started cackling again.

 

“Sango?” Kagome hedged hopefully.

 

“Yeah, it's me. I just wanted to screw with his head a little.”

 

 

A/N - Inspired by South Park episode 215, “Spooky Fish.” Man, was it tough to make word count this time!