InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stream of Consciousness: A LiveJournal Collection ❯ An Unfortunate Assignment ( Chapter 12 )

Title: An Unfortunate Assignment

Community: inucomedyclub

Theme: Shippo

Place Earned: none (no places awarded due to lack of votes)

Genre: Comedy

Rating: PG-13

Word count: 448

Warnings: none

*Set after manga chapter 506*

 

An Unfortunate Assignment

 

Greetings trainees,

 

Your next assignment is to masquerade as a beautiful woman long enough to lure a man into bed with you. You must also steal his fundoshi to earn full points.

 

PLEASE keep in mind that you will receive no points for actually having sex with the man.

 

 

Shippo stared slack-jawed at the latest communication from the kitsune school. I have to do WHAT?!!! This little assignment was a recipe for disaster; there were so many ways this could go very wrong. Not for him, mind you, but for the other kitsune who weren't blessed with his exceptional skills. The Great Shippo was no coward!

 

A few minutes later, a gorgeous young lady could be seen strolling down the main roadway of the large village. The task wasn't too difficult; he merely walked into the nearest tavern and sipped on some sake. When a man approached him, he feigned a high level of inebriation and the man eventually invited him back to his room at the inn. Jackpot.

 

It was only when Shippo got inside said room did he begin to have second thoughts, specifically when the stranger removed all of his clothing except his fundoshi and stalked toward him with a predatory glint in his eye.

 

“W-wait a moment! Uh…” he stalled, thinking quickly. “Why don't you let me rub your back?” The man acquiesced, realizing he had a good thing going here and not wanting to blow it. Unfortunately for him, that gave Shippo the opportunity to knock him over the head with a water bucket. Now the man lay sprawled on the floor unconscious, his mostly-naked ass sticking up in the air. Shippo belatedly wondered if the extra points were worth it. Eventually, he removed the fundoshi before stuffing it in his robes and dashing outside. He was breathing heavily, still in his womanly form when he heard a voice that sent a chill down his spine.

 

“You look troubled, young miss,” Miroku crooned, placing his hand gingerly on the stunning female's backside. “Perhaps I can be of assista—”

 

“Aw! Gross, Miroku!” Shippo cried, his transformation instantly coming undone. Both males stared at each other in absolute horror.

 

“Y-your skills have improved, Shippo,” Miroku tried, but the kit merely folded his arms over his chest and glared.

 

“You know, Shippo, what we have here is a failure to communicate. When you transform into a beautiful woman, you must tell me so I'll grope someone else!”

 

No more was said on the matter until that night, when Inuyasha found the fundoshi in Shippo's clothes while the boys were bathing. And to this day, the young kitsune still has not heard the end of it.