InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stream of Consciousness: A LiveJournal Collection ❯ Naming Mr. Winkie ( Chapter 16 )

Title: Naming Mr. Winkie

Community: Iyhedonism

Theme: You named your dick what?

Place Earned: none

“Best Dick Name” Place Earned: 1st (3-way tie)

Genre: Comedy

Rating: R

Word count: 100 (perfect drabble)

Warnings: none

 

 

Naming Mr. Winkie

 

“Mr. Mole,” Koga stated

 

“Why Mr. Mole?” Kagome asked before she could stop herself. Koga smirked devilishly, taking her into his arms.

 

“Because it seeks out only the finest flowers. Then it buries in deep, and it doesn't leave until it's wrecked the whole garden.”

 

“You bastard! Come back here so I can castrate you!” Inuyasha yelled after the departing wolf. “That's not even a good name!”

 

“Well, Inuyasha, what would you name yours?” Miroku asked. The hanyou thought about it for awhile, then smirked evilly.

 

“How about `Mr. Bigger Than His!'” he exclaimed, dropping his hakama. Kagome promptly fainted.