InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stream of Consciousness: A LiveJournal Collection ❯ Swish and Thud ( Chapter 107 )
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By: King Baka 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy / Angst | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.25.2012 | Pages: 1 | Words: 465 | Visits: 645 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy / Angst | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.25.2012 | Pages: 1 | Words: 465 | Visits: 645 | Status: Completed
Title: Swish and Thud
Community: First Tweak
Theme: New Clothes
Place Earned: none (only 1st selected)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor
Universe: Canon
Word count: 300 (0-300 limit)
Summary: Inuyasha and Miroku discover a new wonder from Kagome’s time.
Warnings: none
Swish and Thud
*Swish. Thud*
“That’s amazing! I hardly felt a thing!”
*Swish. Thud*
“I agree. This is the most incredible wonder I have seen from Kagome-sama’s world.”
*Swish. Thud*
“Oi, wench! Why the hell didn’t you tell us about these before?!”
“What on earth are they doing?” Sango pondered, staring at the two males in bewilderment.
Kagome sighed, burying her face in her hands. They can’t possibly keep doing this for much longer, can they? But the dull knocking sounds continued, only increasing her mortification. That one was Inuyasha, swinging Tetsusaiga, in its rustic form, up between Miroku’s legs. And this next one was the monk retaliating in kind with a sweep of his staff. Now they were laughing gleefully, even as they continued to pound ever harder on each other’s genitals. And so the cycle of buffoonery continued.
“Blame my brother,” Kagome replied. “He came home from baseball, and Inuyasha accidentally hit him…there, then wondered why it didn’t hurt. So guess who had to go spend her money on a jock strap and cup? And let’s get some for Miroku-sama and Shippou-chan too since it’s so freakin’ amazing!”
“Mine’s too big for me, Kagome,” Shippou said, holding up the limp sides of the waistband in his hands. Kagome couldn’t help but giggle; he simply looked too adorable trying to wear that thing while pouting like that.
“Don’t worry, Shippou-chan,” she cooed. “You’re not missing much. Sooner or later one of them is going to get hurt, and—”
“Wait, bouzu! It’s slip—”
*Swish. THUNK!!!*
Inuyasha managed a strangled cry and collapsed in a heap. Miroku looked horrified for a moment, then bolted. He was wise to flee; Inuyasha would be out for retribution when he finally managed to stand up again.
Kagome smirked. Heh, in about an hour or so…
A/N – Ow…
Converting /tmp/phpMyMoXp to /dev/stdout
Community: First Tweak
Theme: New Clothes
Place Earned: none (only 1st selected)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor
Universe: Canon
Word count: 300 (0-300 limit)
Summary: Inuyasha and Miroku discover a new wonder from Kagome’s time.
Warnings: none
Swish and Thud
*Swish. Thud*
“That’s amazing! I hardly felt a thing!”
*Swish. Thud*
“I agree. This is the most incredible wonder I have seen from Kagome-sama’s world.”
*Swish. Thud*
“Oi, wench! Why the hell didn’t you tell us about these before?!”
“What on earth are they doing?” Sango pondered, staring at the two males in bewilderment.
Kagome sighed, burying her face in her hands. They can’t possibly keep doing this for much longer, can they? But the dull knocking sounds continued, only increasing her mortification. That one was Inuyasha, swinging Tetsusaiga, in its rustic form, up between Miroku’s legs. And this next one was the monk retaliating in kind with a sweep of his staff. Now they were laughing gleefully, even as they continued to pound ever harder on each other’s genitals. And so the cycle of buffoonery continued.
“Blame my brother,” Kagome replied. “He came home from baseball, and Inuyasha accidentally hit him…there, then wondered why it didn’t hurt. So guess who had to go spend her money on a jock strap and cup? And let’s get some for Miroku-sama and Shippou-chan too since it’s so freakin’ amazing!”
“Mine’s too big for me, Kagome,” Shippou said, holding up the limp sides of the waistband in his hands. Kagome couldn’t help but giggle; he simply looked too adorable trying to wear that thing while pouting like that.
“Don’t worry, Shippou-chan,” she cooed. “You’re not missing much. Sooner or later one of them is going to get hurt, and—”
“Wait, bouzu! It’s slip—”
*Swish. THUNK!!!*
Inuyasha managed a strangled cry and collapsed in a heap. Miroku looked horrified for a moment, then bolted. He was wise to flee; Inuyasha would be out for retribution when he finally managed to stand up again.
Kagome smirked. Heh, in about an hour or so…
A/N – Ow…
Converting /tmp/phpMyMoXp to /dev/stdout