InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stuck With You ❯ Mix up ( Chapter 5 )

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERBODY!!!!!!

Thanks for saying happy birthday to me! ^_^ I had to write this chapter really fast and that's really hard to do for a person as lazy as me or as slow a typer as me so anywayz here's the next chapter.

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Stuck With You

Chapter 6: Mix up

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Kagome's appetite had greatly lessened by the scene laid out before her so she couldn't eat much even if she tried. She had gotten full rather quickly and really had nothing to do so she simply started daydreaming unaware that her gaze had switched to Inuyasha's direction.

When Inuyasha finally finished his meal, he sat back and said to no one in particular, "Well, that'll keep me full for the night!" Kagome seemed to suddenly snap back to reality when he said that and turned away slightly blushing from just noticing that she was staring at Inuyasha. At least he didn't notice. She told herself over and over that Inuyasha was ugly.

The banquet was soon over and people slowly started getting up. "Inuyasha, you must go sleep in Kagome's room tonight. It seems all the guest rooms are under… renovations," Queen Ichigo said or rather lied. So what if Inuyasha's table manners weren't all that great? It still wouldn't stop the Queen from trying.

Inuyasha nodded but he was going to dump `Kagome' the moment they got into her room. He didn't want to start a big scene or anything. Inuyasha started planning it out in his head. `Kagome, love, it would never work out between us. We just weren't meant to be,' and then he would jump out the window for the big getaway. Yeah…that sounded good.

Inuyasha looked around for the big fat ugly lady he thought to be Kagome and spotted her. He walked toward her and said, "Hey you!"

The big fat ugly lady turned around and said, "Who? Me?" She had a really thick accent. She didn't understand though. He was the cute dog that won the tournament, wasn't he? Why would he ever want to talk to her, the cook?

"Well, duh! Who else would I be talking to?" Inuyasha said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Where's your room?" he asked her.

"Me? My room?" she stuttered, "Vy?" (A/N the spelling goes with her accent. It's not a typo and you might also find her grammar weird. It's supposed to be like that) she asked uneasily.

"Huh? Your mom told me to go sleep in your room….Remember?" Inuyasha asked her with one eyebrow raised.

This time it was her turn to raise an eyebrow, "Vat you talking about? Mother died long time ago," She told him. `Vat wrong vith him? Maybe he thinks me princess. I did not think I so pretty!' she thought. "I am not princess. Flatter me you think so. Princess over there," she pointed somewhere off to the side.

`What?!? I thought she was the princess.' Inuyasha slightly reddened in embarrassment. "Feh! Of course! I knew that! You're way too ugly and fat to be the princess!" Inuyasha went to look where she pointed. He heard the big ugly fat lady, with a beard I might add, sniffle and then turn to run away. As arrogant as he was, Inuyasha just smirked. She deserved it.

Kagome heard a voice call her name. She looked around and saw her mother motioning her to come over to where she was. Kagome walked away from the spot she was in and walked over to her mother. Sango came over and happened to be standing in the exact same place Kagome was just in.

When Inuyasha had gone to look where Mrs. Biguglyfat had pointed, it was none other than Sango standing there looking around. How was this possible?

Flashback

"Inuyasha, my dear!" exclaimed a very cheery voice. Inuyasha turned to find the queen smiling at him. "So glad you could make it! Now, the banquet is about to start. Why don't you sit next to the princess?" The queen pointed at a chair. Next to the chair sat Mizuho on one side and a very ugly, fat lady on the other.

End Flashback

The queen told him to sit next to the princess and even pointed to the chair. He was sure he wasn't sitting next to this girl. In fact, he was sure he had never seen this girl in his entire life. He shook his head out of his daydreams. "Oi,"

Sango looked at him dully. `Probably asking for directions. The castle is very big anyhow,' she thought. "What?" she asked him.

He didn't want to make the same mistake twice about the princess. It was already embarrassing enough the first time. "Are you….. Are you princess Kagome?" he asked quietly.

"Me?" she laughed slightly. "No, I'm Sango. I work here. Can't you tell by the clothes I'm wearing?"

"Oh….," Inuyasha said. `Aha! I knew it! It's not the princess!' He decided to be nice to Sango. "Could you tell me who and where she is?"

Sango tried hard not to just burst out laughing, but a giggle still escaped her mouth. She tried to make her face serious and looked at Inuyasha face to try to answer him. But as soon as her eyes met his, she burst out laughing.

"Well that's awfully nice of you! The one time I try to be nice to another person they just have to burst out laughing at me!" he irately looked at Sango who was still laughing. "What?!? It's not that funny! Just because I risked my life to win the tournament where the prize is to marry the princess doesn't necessarily mean I know the princess so stop friggin laughing at me!" Inuyasha thought about what he said and well…. He had to admit he would be laughing too if it wasn't him in the bad position.

"I'm terribly sorry," Sango said with her face scrunched up because she was trying so hard not to laugh. "It's not my place to laugh at you." She bowed her head slightly hiding a great big grin in her face. She had to apologize, because she was a servant. She got her face straight and looked up again. "Princess Kagome is right over there," she pointed.

Inuyasha looked where she pointed. Hey, wasn't that Mizuho?

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Dun dun dun. Ha Ha. I'll just leave it there and save the yelling and screaming for the next chapter. See you!