InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Surviving in Disney World ❯ Ah, Young Love! ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any related iteams. (Though I wish it were not so!) I also do not own Disney World, or any other related Disney iteams and/or characters. Thanx to those who have given me ideas: Arcueid,The Vampire Princess; sakurasango; and last but not least: kit46. (I never shirk my duities to give credit where credit is due.)

"GHAAAA!" Jaken bolted away from the duck that was chasing him, quacking menacingly the entire time. It seems that Asa had decided to give Disney World a petting zoo (no one is sure why, but because she is an all-powerful mystical being, she can do whatever she pleases), and decided to take the gang there.

The adults were allowed by the caretakers to stay outside, but all the small children were almost forced to go and "pet the pretty animals" as they had said. Jaken protested, but because he was so short, he had to go in and face the horrors of the petting zoo.

While Rin and Shippou were happily getting aquatinted with the barnyard animals, Jaken was sitting in a corner giving hostile glares to all animals that passed. Unfortunately, he managed to glare and/or insult all of the most proud and territorial animals there. This caused mass chaos, and ended in Jaken being chased by a horde of animals. Most of them got tired of chasing the ugly little toad (who didn't look like he would taste good anyway) and left. All except the duck. The duck was determined to get at him and attack with all its might. (Which wasn't all that much, since he was made to sit and look cute his entire life and not to attack annoying little toad demons.)

Just when it looked like Jaken would get away, Jaken acted like Jaken and tripped, then fell.

After many shouts of terror, and malevolent quacks, the duck left Jaken. Jaken was now afraid of ducks, and would take great joy in taking a fork and stabbing it into his meat whenever he ate duck. This caused Sesshoumaru to wonder if it was time to look for a more sane vassal. (The rest is all up for your imagination.)

Back to the present. The group struck on, Asa leading the way and still grinning a grin that was far too large for he face.

::About 1 hour later::

Inuyasha was strutting along, feeling very confident that he was could take anything that this place could throw at him. Oh, was he wrong.

The wind blew his hat off, which exposed his dog ears. That in turn triggered a series of events that would make the poor hanyou cringe in fear for many years to come. While he chased after the disobedient hat, he heard something that mad him want to pull his ears off: a fan-girlly voice.

"OMG! THOSE EARS ARE SO CUTE! And the guy with them is hot! Hey, dog boy! Over here!" Inuyasha looked up to see a girl in a Minnie hat and other Minnie clothing (T-shirt, necklace, ect.) running towards him.

"HI! My name's Michelin, but you can call me Minnie. Wow! Cool ears! Where'd you get them?Do ya wanna go and get a smoothie or something? How about a date? Hey! I know! LET'S GET MARRIED!" Because she said this at about 150 words per minute, the only thing Inuyasha could acutely define out of all this was the part about getting married. This made him look at the girl funny, then try to bolt off in the opposite direction. Unfortunately, "Minnie" shot after him and managed to grab his leg. He managed to drag himself to were the rest of the gang was, but still had his newest fan-girl attached to his leg.

"I HAVE A HOT BOYFRIEND WITH DOGGY EARS!" she shouted. Kagome was livid.

"SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SI T!SIT!SIT!!" Was shouted until Kagome had to take a breath to shout more efficiently. This is when Inuayasha stood up for himself.

"WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BOYFRIEND IS!" (Keep in mind that they did not really have boyfriends in the Feudal Era of Japan.) Kagome stopped her rampage, and kindly looked down at Inuyasha with a sweet smile on her face.

"I'm sorry, Inuyasha. I hope that you can forgive me." Inuyasha stared at her with relief playing across his face. This relief soon turned to horror as he watched her "deal" with the overly-confident fan-girl. Let's just say this involved a frying pan, some rope, and a giant DVD player with DVD's that were so sappy, they were locked in a vault, never to be seen by mortal eyes. (How Kagome got these is quite beyond everyone, but one thing that is clear is the fact that irked girls who like bishies can get whatever they want.)

After Kagome finished, it began to rain. Kagura glared at the sky.

"I hate getting wet." she snarled.

Asa grinned. "Let's go to Splash Mountain. We'll have fun there."

A/N: I realize that they don't have petting zoos in Disney World, but the idea was so funny I couldn't resist. ^.^

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