InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Survivor: Modern -day Villa ❯ Brainstorming ( Chapter 5 )

Mini -challenge Brainstorming- 12:00

<In Kagome's room, Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango are sitting in a circle braiding each other's hair while discussing their mini -challenge. Shippo is resting on Kagome's bed, asleep.>

Kikyo: So let me get this straight; We're supposed to send a valentine…to any guy of our choice?

Kagome: Well, do you want to send one to one of the girls?

Kikyo (making a face): I'm not gay, ew… and besides. After the meeting was over I asked The Voice if we could, *hastily* just out of curiosity. He said no, only to members of the opposite genders.

Sango (smiling): Yea! That means we'll get like, tons! *starts to look slightly sick* wait…no, that might not be a good thing…

Kagome (dreamily): I hope Inuyasha sends one to me…

Sango: I hope…ew, never mind…

Shippo: *snore*

Kikyo (thoughtfully): Hmm…Who's Jaken sending one to?

Kagome: …

Kikyo: …

Sango: …

<All three rush off to Kagome's bathroom, retching and gagging along the way. Meanwhile…>

Inuyasha: Ouch! How do you turn down this friggin' thing anyways?

<The boys are sitting on the floor of the kitchen, each wearing a headset that is wired up to Kagome's Dog Translator, which they are using as a speaker to hear what the girls are saying.>

Miroku (leaning in to adjust a knob on Inuyasha's headset): Here's the volume control. There.

Naraku (sulking): No fair! Nobody told me we couldn't send a valentine to the same gender…

Sesshomaru: Who am I going to send one to? Hmm…

Naraku (optimistically): I could dress up as a lady and you could send one to me then, couldn't I?

Inuyasha/ Miroku/ Kouga: o.O;;;

Sesshomaru (scowling): Now remember Naru -poo, we agreed that if we ever got hitched, I would be the wife.

Naraku (growling): Fine, fine…

Inuyasha/ Miroku/ Kouga: -_-;;;;

Jaken (turns up the volume on his headset): But wait, if we can only send one to the opposite gender…won't the girls get like, five times as many as we do?

Naraku (looking put -out): Yeah…

Miroku (starry -eyed): I know who I'm sending one to…

Kouga: Me too.

Inuyasha: Hey!

Kouga: You better keep you paws off MAH WOHMAN dog -turd.

Inuyasha: Same to you, wimpy wolf. *everyone stares. Inuyasha blushes and turns away growling*

Naraku (looking around): Hey, is anyone here sending a valentine to Kikyo?

<Everyone stares>

Naraku (hurriedly): Just kidding, just kidding…

Inuyasha: Hey, there's no sound coming out of these things…

<All of them immediately begin fiddling with the wires and turning up the volume on their headsets. Meanwhile…>

Kagome: …

Kikyo: …

Sango: …

<Kagome motions for the others to take her lead. All three creep up to the tiny microphone that's dangling off Kagome's dresser. Noting the direction the wire is heading, all three nod and Kagome holds up three fingers.>

Kagome (one): …

Kagome (two): …

Kagome (three): …

All three girls: AIE!!!

<However, their scream is completely drowned out by the echo resounding from the living room, consisting of their voices magnified 400 times louder, feedback squeals, and the screams and screeches of Jaken, Miroku, Sesshomaru, Kouga, Naraku, and Inuyasha as their ears are literally torn apart.>

A/N: Major thnx to Lavender Valentine for being a great idealist! Go bug her, and she might update faster! Please keep reviewing, I have so few! *sniffsniff* Love ya!