InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Survivor: Modern -day Villa ❯ Time For Lunch...Or Maybe Dinner ( Chapter 6 )

Notes: Have you ever heard 'Dancing All Alone' by smile. DK? If you haven't you haven't experienced the true meaning of life yet…jeez, that song is good. It's from a Dance Dance Revolution band. Awesome to the max. very short chappie, srry! Keep reviewing! Oops, that's next section… Mucho thnx for all the good ideas! Have now three good challenges in my head…lol

Disclaimer: I don't own, but I can dream, right?

Sesshomaru/Inuyasha/Naraku: *trembletremble*

Author (evily): Hehehe….and dream I will…

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Lunch- 12:30pm

<cast is seated around a large, wooden table located just outside the kitchen. All of the boys (exempt Shippo, he was with Kagome at the time of the accident) are giving death glares to the girls, who are trying extremely hard not to laugh at the winces the boys make whenever someone talks>

Kagome (carefully not looking at Inuyasha): Hey, who's going to cook?

<no one answers>

Kagome (beaming): Alright! I will!

<many of the boys wince. Inuyasha and Miroku wince for different reasons…(A/N: Hehe, they are the only two who have actually tried Kagome's actual cooking…NOT Ramen….)>

Inuyasha (sweating profusely): Eh, eh, I don't think that would be nessecary…

Miroku (smoothly): We wouldn't want you to get your beautiful, silky skin to be burned and charred by the stove, darling. How about….Naraku cooks?

Kagome: …

Naraku (very happy): Yea! Let's see….*taps forehead) Okay, chicken pot pie tonight, with a side of green beans, with just a hint of pepper…. Hmm, maybe some pie for dessert, oh this is going to be so much fun!

<cast slowly edges off, unknown to the still-rambling Naraku>

Naraku: maybe apple, or blueberry, or pumpkin? Or maybe…wait. What was that comment about the charred skin?

Many hours later…- 9:00pm

Inuyasha (pounding on the door): Let us in!

Sesshomaru (moaning): So…tempting…

Miroku (weeping): Stop teasing us! (AN: Ew, get your mind out of the gutter! Ewewew!!!)

Kikyo (screeching): You do not need nine straight hours to cook a lunch! It's already dinnertime!

Shippo (bawling): I'm hungry…

<door opens>

Naraku (huffily): It was only eight and a half hours…

<Naraku is ignored as famished cast rampages in and starts to tuck in voraciously>

Naraku (pleased): Wow, you actually like it? And to think that the only thing in the refrigerator was two raw chunks of meat, an expired yogurt, and three cans of carbonated water….

Next Day- 8:30

<the cast has somehow managed to all go to sleep, although many awake in the middle of the night in search of a bathroom to resume puking. Inuyasha is the first to awake…>

Inuyasha (yelping): Who forgot to turn off the a/c?

<the cast soon tumbles sleepily out of their beds…>

Sesshomaru (teeth clattering): Iii…i…i….cccc…ccccan ssee my oown bbb….brrr….breath…

Kagome (jumping from foot to foot): Is it just me, or is it…snowing?

<cast quickly races to the windows>

Jaken (squawking): But it's July!

[So we've heard.]

<most of the cast are slack -jawed in wonder at the five foot snow storm going on outside their house>

[Since we had word that…er… it was July, we decided to send in a professional team to create snow for those who were being…difficult…]

<Jaken mutters>

[And we also decided to make the valentines due today! Tata! We'll have our Valentine meeting at 2, toddle -pip! Oh, and if you don't have them, minus 2000000 for you!]

<cast is shocked>

Sango: Have any of you actually…made your Valentines yet?

<cast shakes their heads. They stare at each other. Suddenly realizing the situation they're in, all ten people immediately run out of the living room, instantly ramming themselves stuck in the narrow hallway>

Shippo: Ouch, my tail!

Kouga (snarling): Kagome, I didn't give you permission to snuggle up to Inuyasha!

Inuyasha (being squashed by Miroku): I'm not next to her at all, she's over there! Ouch, who pinched me?

Miroku (sheepishly): Sorry, I thought you were Sango…

Inuyasha: o.O;;;;;;

Kagome (shrieking): Oh my gawd, this isn't Inuyasha, it's Sesshomaru!!!

<all of the cast turn their heads over to see Kagome completely ensnared in Sesshomaru's elaborate armor>

Sesshomaru (wailing): This isn't what it looks like! Stop staring!

<cast struggles futilely to get free. Naraku starts to cry. It's not much of a surprise that come afternoon, nobody has their Valentine's finished…>

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