Notes: Yeah! More stupidness and randomness! Lol. Keep reviewing, I just don't feel like writing a long note today. Thanks for all the reviewers, this story has just surpassed Just This Once in popularity. Koolio, now this is my number one fic. Please review 'Give Me A Reason' and 'May the Sun Shine Forever' too, they're going a bit slow in the review section…but MTSSF is my longest fic! -_-

Disclaimer: Not even Rumiko was ever this stupid…:-P

R&R: You know the drill

On!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

Afternoon Meeting- 2:00

<cast sits sullenly around the living room area, on couches and pillows. Loudspeaker crackles to life>

[Now, it's time to present our Valentines!]

Cast: …

[*rather evilly* Oh come, now, who shall go first? Don't be shy!]

Cast: *sweatdrop*

[Seeing as we had more difficulties this morning, *Jaken glares* we'll have to deduct the points from all of you…]

<cast stares glumly at each other>

[Unless…]

Cast: … (This '…' has more hope in it. Lol)

[You must all make a skit! The skits will be judged three hours from now, go eat lunch and then start to plan! Boys on one team, girls on the other, and Jaken and Shippo must make a small one too!]

Skit Time!- 4:00

<after much grumbling, muttering, and rude gestures all around (Shippo's accomplished his goal now…^_^;;;), the cast come back from their rooms where they had rehearsed their various skits. The boys go first….>

Kouga (nervously): ahem…

Boy's Skit

'Special Dancing'

Characters:

Kouga- Student #1

Inuyasha- Student #2

Miroku- Student #3

Naraku- Assistant

Sesshomaru- Dancing Instructor

<Naraku is seated on a chair behind a desk. Kouga, Inuyasha, and Miroku walk in. Kouga has one arm frozen, touching his armpit (A/N: His position resembles a one-armed chicken, you know, the first move for the chicken dance). Inuyasha is hunched over, shoulders almost above his head (A/N: Turtle, turtle…lol). Miroku's head seems to be permanently stuck looking at his right shoulder (A/N: Look at you right shoulder; note how your head turns to the side. This is what Miroku's position is)>

Naraku (pleasantly): Hello, how may I help you?

Kouga, Inuyasha, and Miroku: We're here for the Special Needs Dancing Class.

Naraku: First -timers, aren't we?

<Kouga, Inuyasha, and Miroku nod, with some difficulty.

Naraku (gesturing behind him): Right this way…

<a curtain draped over a washing line separates both scenes. The students walk through the curtain, Miroku with some difficulty (He has to walk sideways in order to see where he's going.)>

Sesshomaru (booming): Velcome, velcome! Time vur our first class, jaja!

<Sesshomaru walks over to his cringing pupils>

Sesshomaru: Vat haf ve here?

<Sesshomaru looks at the first pupil, Kouga>

Kouga (standing up straight): My name is Kouga. I was born with the disability of a stiff shoulder, causing my arm to be stuck in this position. *gestures with free arm*

Sesshomaru: Avight! Ve begin vith you. You vill dance *clears throat* Swan Lake!

Kouga: -_-;

Sesshomaru: And a vun, and a two…

<Sesshomaru and Kouga begin an ungainly solo from Swan Lake, with Kouga half -heartedly flapping around with one free arm, the other still frozen>

Inuyasha (snickering): He looks like a chicken, not a swan.

<Kouga glares>

Kouga (drily): Let's see you try…

Inuyasha (sniffing): Watch me.

Sesshomaru (beaming): So antuusiastic!

Inuyasha: Sure, sure…whatever. Okay, my name's Inuyasha, and I was born with the disability of having a permanent slouch, yeah, yeah, yadda, yada.

Sesshomaru: The ve shall dance…The Vunkey Dance!

Inuyasha, Kouga, Miroku: o.O;;;

Inuyasha: The Vunkey Dance?

Kouga: No dog-turd, the Monkey Dance

Miroku: Donkey? Donkeys dance?

Sesshomaru: No, no, no, no. Not the Dunkey Dance! The Vunkey Dance! (A/N: He means the funky

Inuyasha: Oh brother…

Sesshomaru (dropping his act): What about me?

Inuyasha: Nothing…

Sesshomaru (regaining his role): Vun, an a two, an a vun two free four!

<Sesshomaru comes up behind Inuyasha and picks both of his arms up, and attempts to wave them about in a strange windmill motion. Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango start to roll on the floor, clutching their sides in laughter>

Inuyasha (panting): I vink, I mean, I think that's enough.

Miroku (bowing): I'm next then! *clears throat and starts to sing to the tune of Carmen*

My name is Miroku,

I like to grope -o

I have a problem with my stupid head.

It's stuck on the side,

It can't be right

No lovely ladies will woo me now.

Inuyasha and Kouga (chorusing):

No ladies will

Woo him now,

No ladies will ever woo him now

Miroku:

Please help me sir,

I beg your advice,

Or else dear Sango will not be my wife.

Sango: I beg your pardon! *Kagome and Kikyo throw teasing looks at her*

Sesshomaru (sniffling): Oh, that es sad, very bad, too, in singing, you have nun. Zilch. But en eemphaseez, oh! It makes me vant to…*shivers*…dance…

Miroku (nervously whispering): Hey, hey! Sesshomaru, this wasn't part of the script we decided on…

<without any warning, Sesshomaru abruptly grabs Miroku's arms, and seize the flailing limbs into a awkward tango pose. After a brief pause where Sango, Inuyasha, Kagome and Kouga gawk, both men, cheek to cheek, began to execute a flawless tango across the floor, much to Naraku's annoyance>

Inuyasha (elbowing Kouga):

He's learned to dance,

Kouga:

He's learned to dance,

But he's still stuck firm in his crooked stance,

Inuyasha:

As stiff as a can,

As stiff as a can

Kouga:

As stiff as a can,

He's stuck that way

Inuyasha:

But if he tries,

And his necks bends,

then maybe he'll get to

woo women!

Sesshomaru (letting go of Miroku whose head is unfortunately, still, stuck): Okay, now it ez time for my treatmunt! You, ze one with ze arm-in-pit syndrome, you go first!

<Kouga hobbles over, looking apprehensive>

Sesshomaru: Un, two free!

<Sesshomaru and Kouga begin to prance across the stage. After many unbalanced jumps (with Kouga landing on the bottom), Sesshomaru begins his 'cure'. Halfway across the room, he drops a dollar bill on the ground. Seeing it, Kouga immediately scrambles for it, forgetting his free arm is in Sesshomaru's hands>

Kouga (holding up the bill, looking triumphant): Aha!

Sesshomaru (snatching the bill): Bwa ha! You are fixed!

Kouga (confused): Really? *notices that the arm used to grab the bill was his supposedly 'injured arm'* I'm a free man! *whoops*

Sesshomaru:

Inuyasha (whispering): Remember our agreement, okay? Not too hard…

<Sesshomaru ignores him and yanks his free arm, causing Inuyasha to yelp>

Sesshomaru: Ah un, too, free!

Jaken: Er, sir, Ah -un's not here, you know…

Sesshomaru: L

Jaken: Sorry, sorry mi'lord, please continue!!

Sesshomaru: Ahem… Now, where were we?

<spots Inuyasha trying to sneak offstage>

Sesshomaru: Not…so…fast!

<Sesshomaru grabs Inuyasha, and picks him up, twirling around and around, and then throwing him to the floor>

Inuyasha (gasping): Mercy, mercy! *stands up* You, you…

CENSORED

<cast gasps, Sesshomaru looks calm>

Sesshomaru (smirking): Ah, a *beep* I might ve, but vey, vou're cured!

Inuyasha (looking at his back): Hey, cool!

Sesshomaru: Next!

<Miroku, extremely apprehensive after the 'cures' Kouga and Inuyasha received, walks over to Sesshomaru>

Miroku: Er, you know, I read somewhere that cases like mine are usually hopeless, so I'll just save you the trouble and leave now, okaywhere'stheexithaveanicedayandgoodbye!

Sesshomaru (grabbing Miroku by his robe collar): Not…so…fast…

Miroku (blubbering and raising his hands into the prayer position): Oh please, kind sir, don't let the Dark Lord take me yet, I haven't groped Sango today yet!

Sango: … *smacks herself on forehead*

Sesshomaru: Don't be a vaby, it vill not hurt…much

<Sesshomaru grabs Miroku and pulls him up, and they begin their tango, Miroku still weeping. Sesshomaru spins Miroku around in a complicated twirl, and when Mirlu faces him again, Sesshomaru slaps him. Hard>

Miroku: Ouch!

Sesshomaru: Vixed!

Miroku: What?

Inuyasha: I think he said you're jinxed.

Kouga, Nah, he winked.

Sesshomaru: VIXED, F-I-X-E-D! VIXED!

Kouga, Inuyasha and Miroku: Oh.

Miroku: Oh! *checks his neck* OH!!

Naraku (coming back into room): There, see? The awesome, majestic, lordly Sesshomaru has worked his magic fingers on us again! You're cured!

Kouga, Inuyasha, and Miroku: Yea! Thank you!

<three men leave. Sesshomaru and Naraku smile at them. Suddenly Sesshomaru's expression changes>

Sesshomaru: Wait, did they…

Naraku (freezing): Uh…oh…

<both dash out of room>

Sesshomaru and Naraku: WAIT, YOU FORGOT TO PAY!!!!!!!!!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~

Reviews:

Fanfiction.net-

Sarura122

JoJo10

Miko Ariko-901

Lavender Valentine

kim

kikyo hater

Tsuki Yume

Amreld

keryth

Sliver Wolf or.S.W.

Lavender Valentine

Honey Bee33

Animespiral-

Becca

Hakkaku

KOGAGIRL

SoMEONES WATCHING

person

uykgdo87yr

nefer

Loriice

Animefreak

Christine

HoneyBee33

kelsey

hikari

Saras angle

jessica

crackAjackA

no name

marie

kitsuni_the_fox

The pillowdestroyer

luvthatemma

Chibisemo

RIN -rocks

MediaminePyrinukai

Vivi

jdls

Trixie

Sirene

Ayumi

Fanfic.org-

None

Mediamine-

Mental

Hiromaru

Dreamfox WindWolf

inu_obsessed_chic27