InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Switch! ❯ Miroku and.....Sango? ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: (crying) I DON'T OWN INU YASHA OR ANY RELATIVE CHARACTERS!!! But I do own Jen-Jen! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Jen-Jen: FREE ME!!!!!

(Back at the show)

Jen-Jen:(still in a deadpan voice) And now here's our host, Liz.Q. (whispering) I haven't eaten for a week! Free me!

Liz.Q: (pokes Jen-Jen) (thinking) Whew, she's still alive (back at the show) Hiya Everybody!!!

Audience: Hi Liz.Q!

Liz.Q: Today We're going to play-

Stranger from the Audience: HEY YOU!!

Liz.Q: What is it, mortal, oops I mean person. ^_^;;

Stranger: You're the one who shot my brother last week and I like to say is-

Liz.Q: (pressed down on the backspace and erase stranger) MWAHAHAHAHA! NO ONE EVER TALKS BACK TO ME!!! UNDERSTAND?!

Everybody: (sweatdrops)

Liz.Q: Ok in our game today we will have our favorite monk on the show, Miroku!

Miroku: Hey Liz.Q, will you bear my child?

Jen-Jen: I'LL DO IT!!! ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF THIS FIC!!!

Liz.Q: (facing Jen-Jen) Quiet you! You'll never leave!! (facing Miroku) errr, no I don't want to. Today you'll be switching bodies with (drum roll) Sango!!!

Jen-Jen: Is the drum roll necessary?

Liz.Q: (glares at Jen-Jen)

Jen-Jen: (nervously) hehehe never mind. ^_^;;;

Sango: WHAT?! YOU WANT ME TO SWITCH WITH THAT PREVERT?! WHO'S KNOWS WHAT HE'S GOING TO HIMSELF IN MY BODY?

Miroku: I won't do anything perverted on your body. (evil smirk)

Liz.Q: hmmmmmm, Sango does have a good point. That's why I have a back up plan!!!

Everybody: BACK UP PLAN?!

Liz.Q: Yup! ^_^ (so proud) instead of Miroku switching with Sango, he'll be switching with (drum roll) Jaken!!!

Everybody including Jaken who is taking care of Rin (who is still in Sesshy's body): What???!

Liz.Q: Okie dokie! SWITCH!!!

(POOF!)

Miroku: AHHHHHHHH!! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE AND BODY ARE GONE!!!!!! Well at least I don't have my Air Void.

Jaken: I CAN'T CONTROL MY HAND!!! IT'S SUCKING EVERYTHING!!!!

Audience: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (got sucked in the Air Void)

Jen-Jen: TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!

Liz.Q: OOO NO YOU DON'T!!! (grab Jen-Jen)

Jen-Jen: DARN!

Liz.Q: Ok that's our show for today and those who didn't get sucked into the Air Void, we'll see u next time ;D BYEEEEE!!

Jaken: HOW DO U STOP THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sesshoumaru: (still in Rin's body) All I did was signed an autograph, who knew the paper I signed was a contract. (sigh)