InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Switch! ❯ Kanna the Candy Freak! ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer: WHY!!!?! FINE! I DON'T OWN INUYASHA OR ANY RELATIVE CHARACTERS!!! MEANIE LAWYERS!!!

Jen-Jen: LIZ.Q!!! PLEASE GIVE ME A BREAK FOR ONCE!!!!!!! PLEASE I BEG OF U!!!

Sesshoumaru: Can I come with her? PLEASE!!? BEING IN RIN'S BODY IS TOTURE!!!

Liz.Q: FINE!! BUT I HAVE TO PUT THIS SHOCK BRACELET IN CASE U GUYS WON'T RUN AWAY! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Both: DARN!

(ZAP!)

Sesshoumaru: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?

Liz.Q: reflex ^_^

(back at the show)

Kanna: (deadpan voice) And now here's our host, Liz.Q!(muttering)I thought we were going for ice cream. >= /

Liz.Q: (whispering to Kanna) studdup, I'll give you some candy >=D

Kanna: CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY!!

Liz.Q: (muttering) wow, scary (hyper mood) HIYA EVERYBODY!!!

Audience: HI LIZ.Q!

Liz.Q: Today we're going to switch bodies!!!

Jaken: With who? (he is still taking care of Rin, who is still in Sesshy's body)

Liz.Q: Can I see your staff??

Jaken: Sure!

Liz.Q: (grabs the staff and hits him on his ugly head) LET ME FINISH I WAS ABOUT TO SAY U DWEEB!!

Jaken: WoW! She's even more scarier than Lord Puffy Fluffy Pants!

Liz.Q: DARN-TOOTHIN'!

Everybody except Rin, who just smile: (sweatdrops)

Liz.Q: oooook our guest today is a person who see aura!

Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Liz.Q: HER NAME IS KAGOME!!!

Kagome: Can we finished this already?

Liz.Q: Wow I didn't knew u were so crabby at nite?

Kagome: And I didn't know that a girl who is wanted in several countries is hosting her own sh-

Liz.Q: (puts tape on Kagome's mouth and laughs nervously) hahahahahha (thinking) damn miko girl almost screw me up!

Liz.Q: okie dokie today u'll be switching bodies with (Kanna does a drum roll) Kirara!!!!!!!!!!

Kirara (sango's cat): meow?

Liz.Q: ok SWITCH!!!!!

Kirara:(who is in Kagome's body) meow?

Kagome: AHHHHHHHHH!! I'M A CAT!!!

(Buyo comes out and finds Kagome in Kirara's body attractive)

Kagome: NO!! BUYO GET AWAY FROM ME!!! BUYO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Liz.Q: AWWWWW they're doing the "monkey lovin"

Kanna: Don't you mean "Kitty lovin" and plus I think Kagome is avoiding Buyo, and plus-WHERE'S MY CANDY!!!?

Liz.Q: YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR DELICOUS CANDY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Kanna: Then I'll try to steal your soul then!!! Mwahahahaaha >=D

Liz.Q: GET AWAY FROM ME U PALE FREAK!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!

Kagome: GET AWAY FROM ME, BUYO!!!!!

Kirara: meow? (starting lick itself)

Jen-Jen: HEY WE'RE BACK!! Hey Lord Puffy Fluffy Pants, I think we miss something on the show today while we were gone.

Sesshoumaru: (still in Rin's body in case u guys forgot =) Truthfully I rather not know what just happened rite now.

I hope u guys like this fic!!! I'm starting to make my own Lord Puffy Fluffy Pants Plushie >=D

Ok bye bye for now!