InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Switch! ❯ Happy Birthday Lord Puffy Fluffy Pants! ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer: evil lawyers, I DON'T OWN INU YASHA OR ANY RELEATIVE CHARACTERS!!!

Liz.Q: (poking Sesshoumaru)

Sesshoumaru: (still in Rin's body) what?

Liz.Q: (still poking)

Sesshoumaru: WHAT!?

Liz.Q: Guess what today is?

Sesshoumaru: My freedom day?

Liz.Q: Of course not, little human =)

Sesshoumaru: I'M NOT HUMAN!!! U MADE ME TO GO A HUMAN'S BODY!!!

Liz.Q: ok whatever, the point is today is (drum roll) YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Sesshoumaru: My what?

Liz.Q: Your birthday ^_^ Since you don't have a real birthday, I'm going to make one for you to celebrate your b-day!

Sesshoumaru: Well it seems sorta acceptable, meaning that people will praise I, Sesshoumaru for his b-

The Inu Yasha Gang & Jen Jen: HI LORD PUFFY FLUFFY PANTS!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD PUFFY FLUFFY PANTS!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!

Rin: (still in Sesshy's body) How old are u n-

Liz.Q: (puts hand over Rin's mouth) Let's not go there. Jen Jen get the cake!!!

Jen Jen: Why me? Why can't Kanna do it?

Liz.Q: (glares at Jen Jen)

Jen Jen: You're the boss ^_^;;

(runs and gets the cake)

Jen Jen: Here you go Lord Puffy Fluffy Pants!

Liz.Q: (looks at the cake) JEN JEN!!!

Jen Jen: What Liz.Q?

Liz.Q: U SPELLED BIRTHDAY WRONG!!!!!

Jen Jen: NO I DIDN'T!! >=T

Liz.Q: YES U DID, U SPELL IT LIKE THIS: B-E-R-T-H-D-A-Y!

Jen Jen: hehehe oops

Liz.Q: (sigh) whatever, anyways we're going to play: HIT THE PINTA!!!

Jen Jen: I think u spell "Piñata" wrong.

Liz.Q: (glares at Jen Jen) (turns to the group) the point of the game is to hit the piñata and have the candies come out!

Inu Yasha: THAT'S EASY!! (takes out the Tetsusaiga) WOUND OF-

Liz.Q: (hits him on the head with a bat) U HAVE THE LET THE BIRTHDAY BOY DO IT FIRST!!!! AND HE'S HAS TO BE BLINDFOLD!!

Kanna: When do I get the candies?

Liz.Q: When Lord Puffy Fluffy Pants hits the piñata, duh!

Kanna: THEN HIT ALREADY SESSHY!!!! HIT!!!!!!!!!! (thinking) MUST- HAVE- CANDY!!!!!

(puts the blindfold and spins around and trying to hit)

Sesshoumaru: (feeling dizzy) whoa I feel wuzzy-

Liz.Q: Sesshy!! YOU'RE NOT AT THE RIGHT DIRECTION!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO HIT US!!!!

Everybody: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

(Sesshoumaru hits Naraku on the head by accident)

Kagome: Are you guys ok??

Sesshoumaru and Naraku: (@_@);;;

Shippo: TIME FOR PRESENTS!!!!!!!!

Kanna: I rather have some candy instead.

Sesshoumaru: (quickly recover) This present is from Miroku (shakes the box and unwrap it) It's an arm -_-;;

Miroku: Happy B-Day! ^_^

Sesshoumaru: This present is from my weakling half breed brother.

Inu Yasha: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

Sesshoumaru: (unwrap his brother's present) another arm -_-;; ALRIGHT DID EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM GAVE ME AN ARM!!!!!!!!?

(Everyone except Rin raise their hands)

Shippo: The arm I gave you is made out of paper ^_^

Sesshoumaru: Rin, what did u gave me?

Rin: (still in Sesshoumaru's body [sry if I kept annoying u guys with reminding) Well, since Rin can't afford you an arm like everyone else, Rin got Sesshoumaru-sama this teddy bear!

Everyone except Sesshy: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Sesshoumaru: STUDDUP! Thank you Rin, wow this teddy bear is soft! Where you got it from?

Rin: Well, Rin didn't have any money. So Rin use your tail and sew up it and made a teddy bear out of it!

Jen Jen: I think Sesshoumaru-sama fainted.