InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Switch! ❯ Switch!: Kagome and what-the-f***?! ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer: stupid law…I don't own INU YASHA OR ANY RELATIVE CHARACTERS (T_T) sobbing

Liz.Q: SO SORRY MY BELOVED FANS THAT I HAVEN'T UPDATE FOR A WHILE!!!!!

Jen-Jen: awwww it's ok (pats Liz.Q on the back)

Liz.Q: (glares at Jen-Jen)

(back at the show)

Kanna: (deadpan voice) and here's our host, Liz.Q!!! (whispering) Where's Jen-Jen??

Liz.Q: Feh! The pathetic mortal has the flu!

Sesshoumaru: (still in Rin's body) Awwww u miss your "buddy wuddy" don't you?

Liz.Q: Don't make me send Rin out!

Sesshoumaru: Why? What can that little girl do to me? She ADORES me!!!

Liz.Q: Rin!!!

Rin: (still in Sesshy's body) Hai! (Hai=Yes)

Liz.Q: you want to play with Lord Puffy Fluffy Pants's hair?!!!

Rin: Hai!

Liz.Q: And just for today, you guys will be back at your old bodies until the makeover is finished >=D

Sesshoumaru: NOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! RIN GET AWAY FROM ME!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Screaming Backstage)

Liz.Q: Ok today in our show because last time was a bit of a screw up, please welcome, KAGOME!!!!

Audience: (clapping)

Kagome: (grumpy) (muttering) Why me?

Liz.Q: (pats Kagome on the back) there there, today you will be switching with (drum roll) NARAKU!

Audience: GASP!

Naraku: Hello mortals (gives a really creepy simile)

Liz.Q: (sweatdrop) Hey how's you're bump on the head that Sesshy gave you on his b-day party?

Naraku: (glares)

Kagome: HAHAHAH I REMEMBER THAT THAT WAS THE FUNNIES-

Naraku: I'M GOING TO KILL U!!!

Kagome: AHHHH!

Liz.Q: OK SWITCH!!!

(POOF)

Inu Yasha: HOW DARE U TRY TO HURT KAGOME, NARAKU!!!!

Kagome: No Inu Yasha, it's me Kagome, I'm just in Nar-

Inu Yasha: PREPARE TO DIE NARAKU!!

Kagome: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Naraku: Inu Yasha, SIT!!!

(BOOM)

Inu Yasha: (@_@)#

Naraku: This is fun to do!!! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!

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Inu Yasha: (@_@)######

Kagome: (sigh) Can we switch back now?

Liz.Q: I guess it is kinda annoying when Naraku does it. (POOF)

Naraku: awwwwww I was just getting started =/

Jen-Jen: I'M BACK EVERYBODY!!!

Liz.Q: JEN-JEN!!! Oops I mean you're late! (thinking) I gotta keep my evil rep going

Rin: (back at her old body) LOOK RIN DID TO SESSHOUMARU-SAMA'S HAIR!! ISN'T HE THE PRETTIEST!!!!

Sesshoumaru: (at his old body) Can I switch back to Rin's body now???