InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Talk Show! ❯ Day 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Angee: This is the first day of Sesshy's job.

Sesshoumaru: Shut up.

Angee: Whatever, first letter.

 

Dear Sesshoumaru,

I would like to say how people beat themselves up just because they accidentally cheered for your brother. Those people are your fans and they themselves up `cuz they cheered for your little brother. Damn that guy. (I mean &*(^*)

 

Sesshoumaru: You could curse in front of me and of notice; I still don't get a thing you wrote, except the part of my damn brother. And yes, you are correct of my arrogant little half brother, half witted, half youkai of mine.

Angee: Don't hurt yourself. Next letter!

 

Dear all time favourite, smoochy, coochy, loochy, fluffy, wuffy, duffy Sesshoumaru! I love you and everything on you! Can I marry you?

From,

Sesshoumaru fan

 

Sesshoumaru: Dear scary mortal, don't call me arrogant names and you cannot marry me, you are not worthy.

Angee: Next letter!

 

Dear dreadful, crazy, nutty, Sesshoumaru. Stupid bitch! HAHA!

 

(Sesshoumaru trying to beat up writing)

Angee: Sesshy, what the hell are you doing?
Sesshoumaru: What kind of letter is that?

Angee: Hey, isn't that Inu Yasha behind you?

Sesshoumaru: I know that.

Angee: Watch out for…

(Inu Yasha swings tetsaiga)

Sesshoumaru (ducks): Inu Yasha, why do you have to intend on killing me? (Smirks)

Inu Yasha: Die!

Sesshoumaru: Isn't that my line?

(Kagome comes in)

Kagome: Osuwari! (CRASH!)(Kagome drags Inu Yasha out)

Angee: Next…Letter!

 

Dear Sesshoumaru, how's your day?
From,

?????

 

Sesshoumaru: Uhh…

Angee: Isn't that Naraku over there?

Sesshoumaru: I know that.

Naraku: So you noticed.

(Miroku comes in)

Miroku: Kazaana! DIE!!

Sesshoumaru: That saying was meant for me!

Angee on a megaphone: GET OUT!!!

(Naraku and Miroku gets out)

Angee: Next letter! (Smiles)

 

Dear goo goo ga ga goo ga goo ga ga (fart sound) POOPY!

From,

Baby_bad123??

Sesshoumaru: Where are the letters that actually make sense?

Angee: Don't know.

Sesshoumaru: I better rest.

Angee: OK

Sesshoumaru: I quit, too.

Angee: You can't.

Sesshoumaru: Why not?

Angee: You're on contract and there are fans depending on you. Oh and you better sleep here or get rummaged over by crazed fans! Want to sleep over?

Sesshoumaru: Fine!

TO BE CONTINUED…….