InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Talk Show! ❯ Day 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Translations

Youkai-demon

Hanyou-half demon

Osuwari-sit

Konichiwa-good morning

Kazaana-wind tunnel

Baka-stupid

Hai- yes

Hentai- pervert

 

(Angee walks to Sesshoumaru's room)

Angee: Wake up!

Sesshoumaru: As sleepy humans say, “5 more minutes!”

Angee: But the letters has come in!

Sesshoumaru: Fine, but I need to eat something.

(Black rings around his eyes, must have been nightmares)

Angee: JAKEN!!!! Bring Lord Sesshoumaru's meal in!!!!

Jaken: Hai, mistress. (Jaken places food on table)

Angee: Now go away!

Jaken: Hai. (“Waddles” away)

(Sesshoumaru dumps food into plant pot)

I don't eat human food, you fool, thought Sesshoumaru. (Referring to Angee)

Angee: First letter!

 

Dear my beloved Sesshoumaru,

I am a dog Youkai princess from the east. I have heard that you are a great Youkai. I have a damn Youkai brother named Koouna. Maybe we should meet.

Sincerely,

Princess of the east

 

Sesshoumaru: You should describe more of yourself. You heard right that I was a powerful Youkai, unlike my brother.

Inu Yasha: What was that?

Angee: Go away, baka!

(Kagome drags Inu Yasha away)

(Rin comes in)

Sesshoumaru: Hai, Rin?

Rin whispers: I have to go….

Sesshoumaru: Fine, Lady Angee, where are the facilities?

Angee: To your left, why?

Sesshoumaru: Rin needs to “go.”

Angee: Oh. Next letter.

 

Dear Sesshoumaru,

Can I pummel your half brother?

By??

Sesshoumaru: “I” pummel MY half brother! (Obviously came back)

Angee: (sigh) Sesshoumaru….
(Kikyo appears out of nowhere)

Angee: Kikyo? I wasn't expecting you here.

Kikyo: Angee, you wrote this whole talk show, how could you not expect me???

Angee: Right…

(Inu Yasha appears)

Inu Yasha: What the hell are you doing here?
Kikyo: I might ask the same.

Inu Yasha: Sesshoumaru, of course.

(Kagome comes in)

Kikyo: Must go! (Disappears)

Kagome: Huh? What happened? (Spots Inu Yasha trying to kill Sesshoumaru)

Kagome: OSUWARI! (Drags Inu Yasha outside)

Angee: Next letter!

(Cricket sound)

Angee: I SAID NEXT LETTER!!! RIN? WHERE ARE THE LETTERS????

Rin: Not here.

Naraku's voice: You better call it a day! MU HU HU HA MU HU HU HA!!!!

Sesshoumaru: I could hunt him down, but I'm not allowed to…

(Angee, pulling out a contract, found, “Don't kill anyone” and added, “Kill Naraku”)\

Angee: Happy? Now get him!

Sesshoumaru: Are you sure?

Angee: Certainly! Now go!

(Sesshoumaru practically flew away)

Angee: Sorry people, it got cut short, wait till the next chapter.

TO BE CONTINUED…