InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Talk Show! ❯ Day 5 ( Chapter 5 )

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(Everyone groans)

Kagome: What happen?

Angee: Let's see, Sesshy, offered 3 shards to Inu Yasha…

(Everyone faints again)

(Sesshoumaru splashes water on all of them)

Angee: What the?

Sesshoumaru: Inu Yasha, here is your shards.

(Faint)

Sesshoumaru: You humans keep fainting!!!

(Woke everyone up)

Angee: HUH?

(Miroku and Sango comes in)

Sango: Lady Kagome!

Kagome: Inu Yasha and I received 3 shards…

Miroku: Really?

Kagome: …From Sesshoumaru.

Sango: You have got to be kidding!

Inu Yasha: It's true…

Angee: Hey! I got an idea, which suddenly popped up out of nowhere!

Everyone: What is it?

Angee: Why not turn Sesshy talk intro “Gang” talk?

Kagome: (giggle) Sesshy…

Sesshoumaru: Watch your mouth, wench!

Inu Yasha: I don't want to join this!

Kagome: But, more fans might send in jewels…

Inu Yasha: OKAY! First phone call!

Angee: How'd you know that?

Inu Yasha: What happened top those times, when I suddenly come out of the blue?

(CALL)

Caller: Konichiwa!

Everyone: Konichiwa!

Caller: Can I have all of your autographs?

Angee: OKAY!! (Grabbing papers, pens and autographs)

Caller: I'll be waiting outside! Give it!

Angee: Right away! (Gave autographs to person)

Caller: Thanks, now for questions! Why doesn't Inu Yasha admit feelings to Kagome?

Inu Yasha: That won't happen!

Caller: #2, I thought Sesshoumaru hate humans, why Rin?

Sesshoumaru: (Ignoring question)

Caller: Hmph, last, but not least, Miroku, why do you keep groping Sango?

Sango: Yeah, why? (Glare)

Miroku: It's these cursed hands! They're possessed!

Angee: Time's up, bye!

(A long dooot)

Angee: Next!

(Call)

Caller: Konichiwa!

Everyone: Konichiwa!

Caller: I collected some jewel shards! Actually, I found some, want them?

Inu Yasha: Yah, baby!

Caller: I take that as a yes, I'm personally delivering them.

Angee: Rin, honey, could you go get them?

Rin: Hai, Lady Angee!

(Rin runs and get them)

(A long dooot)

Rin: Rin got them!

Inu Yasha: Gimme! Gimme!

(Rin hands it to him)

Kagome: I see 8 of them!

(Everyone sees a shadow)

Naraku: Give me the shards!

(Inu Yasha, getting into battle mode)

(Angee grabs the phone and whispered something)

Angee: Naraku, better get out of here or get ripped apart!

Naraku: How can I possibly…

(Mobs of Naraku haters rip him apart)

A/N-Everyone actually hates him…

Angee: OMG! Blood and gore everywhere! Sorry readers! Got to cut it short! You don't want an ugly scene!

TO BE CONTINUED…

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