InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Talk Show! ❯ Day 6 ( Chapter 6 )

Sesshoumaru: Seeing Naraku being tore up is quite amusing.

Angee: The janitor spent all night cleaning this place up!

Kagome: He missed a few spots…(Points to splotch of blood)

Inu Yasha: This place reeks of Naraku's scent! Yuck!

(Every demon nodded)

Angee: Well, first phone call.

(CALL)

Caller: Konichiwa!

Everyone: Konichiwa!

Caller: I have a question.

Angee: Okay…

Caller: Why won't Naraku die, when he is cut dead?

Everyone: Dunno.

Naraku: I'm immortal.

(Everyone gasps)

Miroku: You're alive??????

Naraku: Yes

Sango: Go get him Kirara!

(Kirara chases him away)

Caller: Weird… Okay, why doesn't Kagome take off the prayer beads off Inu Yasha?

Inu Yasha: Yeah! Why?

Kagome: It's for his own good and I saved him from Kagura's “Dance of the dragon” attack. Oh and he needs to behave!

Caller: Why doesn't Sango dump Miroku? He is sooooo ewww!

Sango: I didn't even date him! How can we break up?

Miroku: What do you mean by ewww?

(Gropes Sango's butt)

Sango: Hentai! (Slap)

Caller: Ehh, bye…

(A long dooot)

(Door went ding dong)

Miroku, with a red slap mark on his face: I'll get that.

(Opens door)

Miroku: Hey, guys! A visitor! She goes by the name of Kounnatine!

(Sesshoumaru opened his bored eyes)

(Miroku comes in with a beautiful lady)

Miroku kneels down: Would you bare my child?

(Sango whacks him on the head with Hirakutsu)

(Miroku fell unconscious)

Sango: Hentai!

Kounnatine: Where is Sesshoumaru-sama?

Angee: Right here! (Pointing to Sesshoumaru)

(Kounnatine walked towards him and starts talking, then they went in deep conversation)

Angee: Next call!

(Call)

Caller: KONICHIWA!

Everyone: Konichiwa!

Caller: I want to know how many things are held in Jaken's staff.

(Jaken came) (Sesshoumaru excused himself)

Sesshoumaru: What are you doing here?

Jaken: I…I had a…a question and I…need to answer…it…

Sesshoumaru: If you do not look after Rin, I will please myself by clawing your head off, understood?

Jaken: Hai, mi'lord! (Waddles quickly away)

(Sesshoumaru, once, again, joined the conversation)

Caller: I didn't get a damn answer to my question! Oh, never mind… Bye!

(A long dooot)

(Kikyo comes in)

Angee: Why are you here?

Kikyo: You all want some coffee?

Everyone: Ermm… Okay….

(Took coffee and drank it)

Kikyo: Inu Yasha, come with me

Inu Yasha: All right!

(Everyone gasps)

Angee: What the???????

Kagome: Where are you going?????

Kikyo: We're going to hell.

Inu Yasha: I like it!

Kagome: Osuwari! (SMASH)

(Knocking some sense into Inu Yasha)

Inu Yasha: What am I doing here? Wasn't I on that chair?

Kagome: What did you put in that coffee?

Kikyo: One of my Inu-youkai controlling pills, called “Inu-youkai Controlling Pills” 40 yens a pill

Sango: She's not very good at making brand names….

Kagome: You got that right.

(Mobs of Inu-youkai fans ran in)

(Sesshoumaru, Inu Yasha and Kounnatine screamed in terror)

Kikyo: Cha ching!

Kagome: I want one!

Inu Yasha: DON'T EVEN TOUCH ONE!

Mobs crying: Drink this!!!

(Inu-youkais ran in terror)

Angee: We can't do a show without the Inu youkais…well, seeya viewers next chappie!

To be continued…