InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Talk Show! ❯ Day 17 ( Chapter 17 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: IYGU
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.19.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 197 | Status: Completed

Angee: Well, yesterday ended in disaster (Stares daggers at Inu Yasha)
Inu Yasha: What? I was just trying to protect Kikyo! But then Fluffy-sama came along!
Sesshoumaru: Inu Yasha! Call me by my given name!!!!!!!!!!
(ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE BAD GUYS SHOWED UP)
Bad guys: Angee! Where's our paycheck????
Angee: Heh Heh…
Inu Yasha: I'll help! For a price…
Angee: Why you son of a (Blare horn)
Inu Yasha: How dare you!
Angee: You know your brother is 100% more mature then you!
Sesshoumaru: Half brother
Angee: I don't frikkin care!
Kagome: Inu Yasha! OSUWARI!
(BOOM)
Inu Yasha: Waft vas fat tour? (A/N- Translation: What was that for?)
Kagome: For not helping Angee!
Angee: Thanks, Kagome! I still have some bad guys here!
Sango and Miroku: We'll help!
(5 minutes later)
Sango: Now that was fun!
Miroku: How come I can't suck them in with my Kazaana?
Sango: You will destroy the building!
Miroku: Fine! At least we rid them!
(Sango feels something on her, oh-so vulnerable butt)
Sango: MIROKU!!! (SLAP) HENTAI!!!!!!!!!
(Walked back dragging the unconscious Miroku)
Inu Yasha: Well, Sesshoumaru, you wear makeup!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Your half blood disgraces MY family!
Inu Yasha: Well! You disgrace your generation!
Sesshoumaru: THAT'S YOUR GENERATION, TOO!
Inu Yasha: ARG!
Sesshoumaru: Grr…
Angee: STOP!!
Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru: NEVER!!!!
Angee: Inu Yasha! I'll tell Kagome to say osuwari!
Inu Yasha: OKAY!!
Angee: Sesshoumaru! Shake hands with Inu Yasha!
Sesshoumaru: Not on your life!
Angee: (Open doors) (Hundreds of Sesshy fans)
Sesshy fans: Fluffy!!! We love you!!!
Sesshoumaru: (Twitch)
Angee: Apologize or shake hands!
Sesshoumaru: Neither!
Angee: Okay! Your fault! Go get him! Girls! And… Boys? (Twitch)
Sesshoumaru: What can humans do to me?
Angee: More than enough!
Inu Yasha: I want to see! A Taiyoukai vs. hundreds of humans!!
Kagome: O-kay…
(FF (Fluffy Fans) tackle Sesshy down)
Sesshoumaru: AHHHH!!! OKAY! OKAY!!!
Angee: (Smirks) Security! Get these fans out of here!
Security: Hai!
(Fans got kicked out)
Sesshoumaru: (Covered with kisses) These humans are one of those possessed ones!
Sango: I'll tell you what's possessed! It's Miroku!!!
(Angee snapped her fingers and letters appeared)
Kagome: When did you learn that?
Angee: Yesterday!
Miroku: Impressive
Sango: Nice
Inu Yasha: Hmph!
Shippo: Inu Yasha, are you in one of those moods?
(Inu Yasha pummels Shippo) (A/N- poor Shippo)
Angee: Ahem! This is from:
Kaggy:
Inu Yasha, when's your birthday?
Why don't you tell Kagome, you like her!
Will you marry me?
 
Inu Yasha: I don't like Kagome! I don't know when's my birthday, and what was the last question?
Kagome: (Stunned look) Angee. Tell him…
Angee: Will you (Cough) marry me, was the quest (Cough) tion
Inu Yasha: NO
Angee: He he
Inu Yasha: Next damn letter
(A cast member runs up to Angee and whispers something and runs back)
Angee: Sorry! I'm taking calls!
Inu Yasha: Whatever
Angee: (Snaps her fingers and the letters are gone and a phone takes its place)
(CALL)
Caller: Konichiwa!
Everyone: Konichiwa!
Caller: I have a bunch of questions!
Inu Yasha: Aw, sh.. (Blare horn)
Caller: Anyways! Why are you people working here?
(Everyone stares at Angee)
Angee: They were broke, so I put them to work here…
Caller: Okay! Kagome, do you have a dad?
(Kagome starts crying)
Caller: OMG!! Sorry!
Angee: It's all right, Kagome (Patting her back)
Caller: Sorry! Bye! I am so sorry!
(A long dooot)
Angee: Are you okay, Kagome?
Kagome: (Sniffle) Yeah, I'm fine…
Rin: Kagome-Chan! Are you okay?
Kagome: Yes, Rin. I'm fine
Rin: Rin better go back, or Jaken-sama gets angry
Kagome: then scoot
Rin: Hai!
Kagome: That girl knows how to cheer people up
Angee: I know! It's those eyes of hers! They're so cute, it's irresistible!
Kagome: Do you think we could use her of some sort?
Angee: Kagome! How evil! But brilliant!
Kagome: That'll teach the boys! We'll tell Rin!
Angee: Okay!
(Goes to Rin)
Rin: Konichiwa!
Angee: Show your eyes, Rin!
(Rin looks at her, with all her cuteness)
Angee: Ah! It burns!
Rin: Are you hurt?
Angee: No, I'm just fine
Kagome: Rin! Can we teach the boys a lesson with you?
Rin: Hai!
Angee: Per-fect!
TO BE CONTINUED…
 
A/N- what has Kagome and Angee come up with? We don't know, until next chapter! Well, I obviously know! I want at least up to 15 reviews! Please!