InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Talk Show! ❯ Day 20 ( Chapter 20 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: IYGU
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.21.2005 | Pages: 7 | Words: 4.0K | Visits: 208 | Status: Completed

A/N-Need reviews!!! PLEASE!!!! Oh and the gang is on the plane in this story!!!! This is my longest story ever!!!!!!!!!!
 
(On flight)
Inu Yasha: Why do I have to wear this rope?
Kagome: It's a seatbelt!
Inu Yasha: Oh
Sango: Is Vancouver a good place to relax?
Angee: Not really…
Miroku: Well, I'm going to be relaxed!
Angee: That's true…
Sango: I'm going to, ugh!
Angee: Heh hee
Inu Yasha: I know what Angee means…
Kagome: Angee, why aren't we in first class, but in coach? (Third)
Angee: Well, 2 people in our group has 1st seats…
Sango: Might I guess whom?
Angee: Go for it!
Sango: 1 of them could be Sesshoumaru
Inu Yasha: Why that son of a (blare horn)
Angee: Right, oh and Inu Yasha, stop swearing!
Inu Yasha: Feh, what about the second one?
Miroku: Rin of course
Angee: Ding ding! Give the monk a prize!
Inu Yasha: Why them?????
Flight Attendance: Shh!
Inu Yasha: Feh
(The screen blinks to take off seatbelts)
Kagome: Inu Yasha, I'll take off your seatbelt!
(Takes off seatbelts)
Inu Yasha: Thanks
Kagome: Your welcome
Angee: Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and everyone else, do you need help?
Everyone: No! We saw Kagome do it
(Takes seatbelts off)
Kagome: Hey Angee! Want to teach everyone how to play Go-Fish?
Angee: Yeah
Kagome: Here are the rules! We each get 5 cards! Okay! We start with one person…
Naraku: I call first! Anyone got a problem with that????
Everyone: No…
Kagome: Okay…Take out your pairs! Then we start! The first person then calls a number in their hand! Okay, Naraku?
Naraku: Anyone got a 5?
Shippo: What's a five?
Sango: Right here! (Hands it to him)
Inu Yasha: Here, feh… (Throws it to him)
(Naraku puts them down)
Naraku: Victory is mine!
(A/N- HAHAHHAHAHAH)
Angee: Uh huh… Kagome is next!
Kagome: Got any queens?
Everyone: No
Kagome: You don't say `No,' you say go fish!
Everyone: Go-Fish!
(Kagome draws a card)
(She puts down a pair)
Angee: Anyone got an ace?
Naraku: Damn (Gives her the card)
Inu Yasha: Anyone got any 7's?
Koga: Damn you, mutt-face! (Gives card)
Kagura: Anyone got any 4's?
Everyone: Gold-Fish!
Kagura: Ugh (draws a card)
Kanna: Does anyone have any 10's?
Kagura: Aw (Passes the card to her)
(Kanna puts it down)
Shippo: Have any girls?
Everyone: Huh?
Shippo: This card!
(Shows a queen)
Angee: That's a queen!
Shippo: Got it?
Ayame: Grr…
Miroku: Dang
Kagome: Ugh
(Those people handed the cards to him)
Sango: Got any kings?
Naraku: Shit (Give her the card)
Sango: He he
Miroku: Anyone got any 2's?
Shippo: Here (Gives)
Koga: Got any 8's?
Inu Yasha: Dammit (Throws)
Naraku: Here (gives)
Ayame: Got any 9's?
Naraku: Here! I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu Yasha: He cheated!
Naraku: Sore loser!
Koga: Damn
(Sesshoumaru comes)
Angee: Sesshy! You missed one hell of a game!
Sesshoumaru: I care less
Inu Yasha: How the (blare horn) did you get to 1st class???????????????????????????
Sesshoumaru: That is none of your concerns
Inu Yasha: Why you son of a (blare horn)!!!!
Sesshoumaru: If you want to find out, ask lady Angee
Angee: (Blushes) Ahem, He asked the flight attendance.
Sesshoumaru: I asked where the facilities were, for Rin, but she offered to let a friend and I sit in 1st class, how could I reject?
Inu Yasha: Easy! Say no!
(The lights blinked for them to put their seatbelt on)
Sesshoumaru: (Walks back to 1st class)
Kagome: Inu Yasha! Put on your seatbelt!
Inu Yasha: NEVER!!!
Kagome: Fine! Fly to the other side of the plane, for all I care!
(And guess what? He flew to 1st class)
Angee: Okay….
(Inu Yasha grunted back)
Inu Yasha: Just my day, my sore eyes saw the ladies massaging Sesshy-bitch and his companion Rin and the burning eyes
Angee: How rude! You dissed Sesshy and made the monk jealous!
Inu Yasha: Feh
(Reached destination)
Flight Attendance: Everyone! Get your luggage! We are ready to land!
(Lands)
(Everyone gets his or her luggage and leaves)
Inu Yasha: How'd we get here? The scents here are different!
Sango: Magic?
Miroku: Definitely magic; I should know!
(Angee and Kagome; laughing hilariously)
Inu Yasha: Why are you guys laughing?
Angee: You don't want to know!
Miroku: Now, let's see this Vancouver!
Angee: Watch out for fans!!!
(Mobs came with pencils, papers, pens, DVDs, cds, posters, etc.)
Inu Yasha: Eep
Kagome: Uh oh!
Angee: Over here! (Pointing to a hotel)
(Everyone ran there)
Inu Yasha: There are more fans here then in Tokyo!
Angee: I know!
Inu Yasha: You B (Blare horn)
Angee: You swore!
Kagome: How the English know us?
Angee: TV shows…
Kagome: WHAT??
Miroku: What's a TV show?
Angee: Well do you know that box that shows pictures?
Sango: Yes…
Angee: Well, every one of your adventures is there
Everyone: WHAT??????????????????????????????????????????????????
Angee: Heh
Inu Yasha: As in, hunting the Shikon jewel is worldwide???????????????
Sesshoumaru: you mean to say that we're…
Kagome: FAMOUS??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Angee: Yes
(Kagome, starry eyed)
Angee: Ok! We will now pick rooms!! We have 7 rooms! Ok, these are the people, Inu Yasha, Kikyo and Inu Yasha, Miroku, Sango, Shippo and Kirara, Rin, Sesshy and Jaken, Naraku, Kanna, and Kagura, Ayame and Koga, and then there is me! All alone…
Kagome: Poor Sango and Angee….
Inu Yasha: Yah
Angee: You guys could go exploring! I'll look after the children!
Kagome: I want to see the clothes here!
Angee: Well, seeya later!
(They walked out of the hotel)
Angee: Let's see if the villains want to explore
(Walks to Naraku's room)
Naraku: Yes, Angee?
Angee: Do you guys want to explore the city?
Naraku: No thanks
Angee: Oh well
(Walks out of room)
Angee: No point in staying around and doing nothing…
(Looks after the kids, but then came up with a plan… The kids helped out)
(Back at the gang)
Kagome: they have a Wacdonalds here! But the W is upside-down!
(At Tokyo: Wacdonalds, At Canada: McDonalds)
Inu Yasha: I saw you here before!
Sango: These kimonos are weird!
Miroku: Hai! She is right!
Kagome: Oh yeah! You guys don't know about present era clothes!
Sango: You got that right!
Inu Yasha: I'm hungry!
Kagome: Ok!
(Mobs of Inu Yasha fans came)
Sango: Let's do what they please and sign autographs!
(All agreed)
(2 hours later)
Kagome: I think my hands are ASLEEP or DEAD…
Inu Yasha: I know! But at least we got rid of the crowd!
Sango: MY HANDS!!!
Miroku: I can't believe I'm saying this but… FIGHTING YOUKAIS ARE WAY EASIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Angee's room)
Angee: Kids! We are ready!
(Gang comes back)
Kagome: Hey! Are we doing a show here, too?
Inu Yasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: here, too?
Inu Yasha: I'm cursed!
(Running around)
Kagome: Osuwari!
(Inu Yasha meets his friend Mr. Ground)
Angee: Inu Yasha, Mr. Ground, and Mr. Ground, Inu Yasha!
Inu Yasha: What'd you do that for?
Angee: First phone call!
(CALL)
Caller: Hi!
Gang: Eh… Hi?
Caller: Oh yeah! You're Japanese!
Angee: They'll understand!
Caller: Ok… Did you guys take the plane to Vancouver?
Kagome: Hai!
Caller: Translation?
Angee: Yes
Caller: Oh
Miroku: We came here by magic!
Caller: Ok …
Kagome: Don't mind him
Caller: Are the villains here?
Angee: Yep
Caller: Bye!
(A long dooot)
Kagome: Next call!
(CALL)
Caller: Bonjour!
Kagome: uh…
Caller: In France, bonjour means hello!
Inu Yasha: Whatever
Caller: Why doesn't Inu Yasha dump Kikyo?
Kagome: Yeah, why?
Inu Yasha: She was my first love!
Kagome: Oh so that's it!
(She stomped away)
Inu Yasha: kagome!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Go after her!
Inu Yasha: I don't take advice from jerks!
Sesshoumaru: Then take advice from the gang!
Gang: Go after her!
Inu Yasha: FINE!!!
(Goes after her)
Angee: BOOYA! We rock!
Miroku: We made him go!
Sesshoumaru: We are in a hearing distance, you know
Sango: Oh
(Kagome's changing room)
Kagome: Inu Yasha is such a bastard!!!
Inu Yasha: What??????????
Kagome: Osuwari, sit, chau (Sit in Chinese), whatever!
(Bam)
Inu Yasha: You're being shallow!
Kagome: Talk about shallow!
(Gang outside changing room, listening)
Sango: Harsh
Sesshoumaru: Inu Yasha deserves it!
Miroku: Listen!
(Inside)
Kagome: You know what? I don't want to see your face again!
Inu Yasha: Same here!
(Outside)
Shippo: Poor Kagome!
Miroku: Inu Yasha's coming!
(Everyone whistling or reading something, upside-down)
(Inu Yasha rolls his eyes)
Sesshoumaru: Never lose anyone you love, Inu Yasha
Inu Yasha: Grr…
(Inu Yasha stomped to somewhere)
Angee: Oooo…Seeya tomorrow, viewers…
TO BE CONTINUED…
 
A/N-Man this was long! REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!