InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Talk Show! ❯ Day 21 ( Chapter 21 )

Angee: Kagome's saying osuwari to Inu Yasha every second she sees him!

Shippo: Inu Yasha is being a baka!

Miroku: I must agree!

Inu Yasha: I heard that!

Mailman: Package for Inu Yasha the baka!

Inu Yasha: Grr…

Mailman: From Kagome Higurashi!

Inu Yasha: (Sigh)

(He opened the package)

(The package was a voice recorder)

It repeats: OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! (A million, billion, zillion times later) (Inu Yasha is 900ft in the ground)

Angee: Ohh…

Sango: Kagome is really mad…

Miroku: You said it

Shippo: Kagome is REALLY mad

Inu Yasha: I get the point already!!!

(Inu Yasha jumps out of pit)

Angee: Maybe I'll get someone to fix the ground…

Inu Yasha: First phone call!

Angee: Wow! He must be really pissed!

(CALL)

Caller: Ne How! (Hi!)

Sango: What?

Angee: It's Mandarin

Miroku: Uh huh

Caller: Ahem! I am Mandarin but I also speak English, Chinese and Japanese!

Miroku: What are your questions?????

Caller: Where is Kagome?

Angee: She has some issues with Inu Yasha

Inu Yasha: Shut up, wench

Caller: Rude

Inu Yasha: Feh

Caller: Miroku, why are you a pervert?

Miroku: I am not a Hentai!

Sango: sure…(Twitch, twitch)

(Caller laughing)

Miroku: Grr…

Caller: What are your favourite colors?

Inu Yasha: Red

Sango: Pink and black

Miroku: Blue and black

Shippo: Green and orange

Angee: Blue and purple

Sesshoumaru: This is a waste of breath

Rin: Orange, white, red, purple and green (Describing Sesshy)

Naraku: Red and black

Caller: Bye!

(A long dooot)

Inu Yasha: (Pointing to Sesshoumaru, Rin and Naraku) Where'd you guys pop out of?

Sesshoumaru: None of your concerns

Angee: I wonder where Kagome is

Sango: I haven't seen her all day!

Miroku: Me neither!

Inu Yasha: Who cares?

Kagome, from a distance: OSUWARI!!!!!!!!!!

(BOOM)

Naraku: Ouch…

Angee: Ok… Next call

(CALL)

Caller: Le ho! (Hi)

Inu Yasha: Amoher ha ngage…

Angee: Another language is what he means…

Caller: Aw hai chong mun a! Le puk guy!

Gang: Umm…

Caller: I'm Chinese, you dopes!

Inu Yasha: Oh…

Angee: Any questions?

Caller: Yeah! Duh…

Angee: Rude, much?

Caller: What are your favourite colors?

Inu Yasha: didn't we already answer that?

Caller: Just answer it!
(Everyone answered the same thing)

Caller: Thanks! Bye!

(A long dooot)

Angee: Well, I thought of something that came out of the blue, again… I'll write the names down of the callers! Next call!

(CALL)

Caller: Hey!

Gang: Umm…

Angee: What's your name?

Caller: Amy Chang

(Angee wrote her name on paper)

Angee: Thanks…

Caller: Why doesn't Inu Yasha dump Kagome and be with Kikyo and Kagome with Koga?

Inu Yasha: I'm not going to let the flea-bitten wolf get MY Kagome!!!

Kagome: Really? (Softly)

Inu Yasha: Yes

Koga: What so you mean?????

Ayame: Koga! What about me???? We're betrothed!

(Koga winced)

Koga: Oh yeah…

(Kagome and Inu Yasha made up! Aw….)

Angee: How cute!!!!

Sango: He he…

Caller: Goodbye! Ja ne! Sayonara!

Gang: Sayonara!

(A long dooot)

Angee: Seeya tomorrow viewers! (Whispering)

TO BE CONTINUED…

 

A/N- Sorry I didn't update for sooooo long! I was at a FRIEND'S house! Well, review as always! Seeya! Oh and sorry if it's sooooo short!