InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Talk Show! ❯ Day 22 ( Chapter 22 )

A/N- Sorry for not updating!! I was experiencing writers' block!!!!! Here's what you people want!!! Oh and thanks to those people that reviewed!!!

 

Angee: Welcome viewers!!

Inu Yasha: We get it already!!!

Kagome: Well, let Angee do her job!

Inu Yasha: I hate her job and this job!

Kagome: That's rude!!

Inu Yasha: Look in a mirror and you'll see rude!!!

Kagome: Oh yeah???????
Inu Yasha: (Gulp)

Kagome: SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! (Continues)

Angee: Ow…That has got to hurt!!!

Sango: Inu Yasha is so stubborn!
Miroku: Hai, that's true!!! (Gropes Sango)

Sango: HOUSHI!!!! HENTAI!!!! (Slap)

Shippo: Those 4 will never learn!!

Angee: (Sigh) First phone call

(CALL)
Caller: Hey!!

Gang: Hello

Angee: What's your name?

Caller: When did you guys start this?

Angee: Yesterday

Caller: Oh, okay, Eric Studley

(Angee writes it down)

Angee: Alright! Any questions?

Caller: Yes. Why am I hearing Sit?

Angee: Let Inu Yasha answer

Inu Yasha: Fahone his gany dith je!

Shippo: Translation, Kagome is angry with me!

Caller: Oh, that's usual

Sango: True, it happens daily

Kagome: SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! (Breath) SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! (Continues)

Caller: Okay… Why is she saying sit? Why not osuwari?

Kagome: Oh yeah…OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!! (Breath) (Continues)

Caller: Anyways…How's life in Vancouver?

Miroku: I absolutely love the ladies!!

Sango: Hentai! (Knocks him with Hirakutsu (Spl?)

Rin: Rin loves the food, the rides and clowns!!

Shippo: I hate clowns!! They're creepy!

Sesshoumaru: They are somewhat amusing

Shippo: That's because they throw food at themselves!! (Ex: Pie)

Angee: I agree with Sesshy!!

Sesshoumaru: Ningens (Humans)

Caller: Well, I got to go! Seeya!!

(A long dooot)

Angee: Next call

Caller: Hiya!!

Gang: Hi, hey, Konichiwa, uh, bonjour?

Caller: Nice day isn't it?

Angee: Uh, sure, what's your name?

Caller: TJ Walkerman

(Angee wrote that down)

Caller: Sooooo, you're working in Vancouver?

Gang: Hai

Caller: Do you like Canada?

Gang: Hai

Caller: You guys already said hi to me!!! Stop repeating it!!!!

Angee: Umm… TJ?

Caller: Yes?

Angee: Hai stands for yes in Japanese

Caller: Oh

Inu Yasha: Kagome, stop! Ow!!!

(Lots of osuwaris and sits)

Caller: Well, I got to go!! Breakfast for me!! Sayonara!

(A long dooot)

Angee: And he said he doesn't know Japanese

(Suddenly, everyone jerked up)

Sango: I sense an evil spirit!!!

Miroku: Get ready for battle!

(Naraku and Kohaku show up)

Naraku: Kohaku, kill them

(Inu Yasha's point of view)

Inu Yasha: I'm going to hit… Diamonds??? Underground??

(He hits rock and lava starts pouring out and BOOM!!! It blasted Inu Yasha and the diamonds to the surface) (Luckily, Inu Yasha had his red fire rat kimono and the diamonds were refined!! Whoopee!!)

(The blast hit Naraku exactly)

(The diamonds pinned Naraku against the wall)

(Everyone grins evilly)

Kohaku: Sorry, Naraku… I can't break diamonds….

Naraku: Grr…

(FYI, This is the real Naraku! Mu hu hu ha!!!)

Angee: Get him people!!!

(Grabs diamonds and puts in a safe)

(Lots of fighting sounds)

Naraku: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Angee: That's it for today!! Seeya!! I'm rich, I'm wealthy!!! I'm going to thank Inu-kun!!

TO BE CONTINUED…

 

A/N- Hope you enjoyed this chapter!! Review please!!!