InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The attack of the bishies ❯ Probabilities ( Chapter 4 )

CHAPTER IV

The morning greeted two girls with a great mood, rested and ready to start traveling again. It also met two men with bags under their eyes and foul moods. They were being so moody that Sango and Kagome climbed on Kirara and let the men do all the walking.

"That is so unfair," Miroku told Inuyasha when they had stopped for lunch by a creek. "I usually get to ride on Kirara. . ."

"Hell, you're so weak!"

"Like you don't miss carrying Kagome-sama. . ."

The girls were returning then with water to start the cooking, giggling to themselves. The guys just eyed them suspiciously, and Inuyasha pointed his ears, and heard their conversation.

"What are they saying?" Miroku asked, impatiently.

"Sango's saying that the Hoto-something guy is so hot. . . that hair and. . . damn it, Kagome! Stop talking about that bastard's eyes!"

"Huh?"

"Kagome is talking about that Hatori. . ."

By the time the girls reached them they both had sour expressions on their faces. They looked quite crossed.

"Is there something wrong with you two?" Kagome asked. "You look terrible."

"It's nothing, wench!"

"Osuwari!"

That did it for Inuyasha. At least he would be quiet for a while.

"Houshi-sama," Sango said approaching, "what's wrong?"

"Nothing," he said, trying to stay calm, but failing, and speaking in a rather harsh tone.

"I was just worried about you!" she said and slapped him hard as she felt his hand on her rear end.

With both men quietly sitting by a tree, Kagome and Sango could dedicate themselves to prepare lunch without any annoyance. How could it be that these guys were so annoying? Couldn't they just fall to their knees and declare their undying love for them? Nah, that would be too cheesy. . . and completely out of character.

While cooking they both got lost in their own thoughts, and casually they were both imagining how they would like to have them proposing.

Sango imagined a quiet moment by the river or something, sitting alone with him, like they did so many times that he ruined the moment. Just that this time he wouldn't. He would pass his arm around her shoulders and pull her close to him, and having her so close he would tell her he loved her, and would ask her to bear his child.

Kagome, on the other hand, imagined something completely different. She imagined being pinned between a tree and his body, and him telling her about his feelings, looking at her straight in the eye. She would be completely trapped, and he wouldn't want to let her go.

Of course these thoughts made both girls start blushing furiously and even giggle after a while.

"What's wrong?" Shippou asked, which only made the girls blush further. By this time the guys were already looking at them, aware of the situation, and they were both further irritated.

"They're probably thinking about those two," Miroku whispered between his teeth.

Inuyasha growled to himself.

Not much later they were all eating, the girls and Shippou talking, the guys in silence. But this time the girls were just talking about normal every day things, for according to plan, they would only talk about the bishies when they knew they were listening but they didn't know they knew. That way it would make them more suspicious.

The poor men were so annoyed by then that they were starting to get desperate. Not being able to take it anymore, both swallowed their lunch rather quickly and left. Inuyasha to the top of a tree, and Miroku at its base.

"They're hiding something," Miroku said, "and I don't know what it is."

"I am getting tired of this," Inuyasha said and punched the tree, making the birds fly away. "Women are just too hard to understand.

"I am worried too. . ."

"What if they. . ."

"Let's not think about that, shall we?"

"I don't know you, but I can't help it!"

All Kagome and Sango could do was crack down and laugh until they ran out of breath. They even rolled on the grass trying to calm down, while Shippou looked at them as if they were crazy. Kirara purred.

"Did you see their faces?" Kagome said. "They looked as if they were gonna explode!"

"They almost choked on their food," Sango said, wiping off tears. "Especially Inuyasha, I think you should get ready to dance."

"Me? No way! Miroku-sama is falling first!"

"Yeah, right."

"I'm telling you, you are dancing, Sango-chan."

"I am not."

Shippou looked at them and sighed.

"What exactly is going on?" he asked.

Both looked at him.

"Would you be willing to help?" Sango asked, getting closer.

"Yeah, Shippou-chan could be of great help. . ." Kagome said, also approaching.

Shippou looked at them very scared, and started sweating. He ran and hid behind Kirara, who only looked at her master and friend, also sweat-dropping.

Now with Shippou as their ally, the girls kept on mentioning their respective bishies at whatever opportunity they got, and sometimes even when the guys were just right there. They took a lot of pleasure in seeing them suffer, and each night they told each other they were going to lose. One night they even brought Shippou into the discussion.

"Ne, Shippou-chan," Kagome said, "you have observed the guys closer. . . and you have bathed with them and all, so you must have heard their conversations. . . who do you think will fall sooner? Inuyasha or Miroku-sama."

"Hmm. . ." Shippou said placing a hand on his chin. He was actually enjoying this little game, especially since he knew it would bring those stubborn adults together. "If I were to decide. . . I'm not really sure. The competition is quite closed. There are times when it seems that Miroku will just jump out and be the first. . . he becomes quite frantic. But then again, there's Inuyasha, who keeps on cursing and cursing and saying that if you are planning something he'll see to it that it doesn't get fulfilled. Plus they keep on rambling about their murderous plans. . ."

"Darn it," Kagome said, "I was really hoping you'd say Miroku-sama. . ."

"You don't want to dance in your underwear!" Sango said, giggling.

"Not only that," Kagome said, "I just think your face will be worth seeing when you have to dance in front of Miroku-sama in underwear."

"Well, at least I wouldn't have to worry that much," Sango said thinking.

"About what?"

"Well, if I dance in underwear you'll probably laugh, houshi-sama will be a hentai, Shippou won't understand, and Inuyasha won't give a damn. But if YOU dance. . . I am sure Inuyasha will mind, and houshi-sama. . ." she became angry, ". . . he'll be a hentai anyway!"

"Oh, you're right. . . I am in disadvantage here. . ."

"Your terms!" Sango cried victoriously. "Now you stick to them."

`Damn. . .' Kagome thought. `I somehow have to make Miroku-sama make his move quickly. . .'

With those thoughts she kept on walking until they reached a village.

So people, that's the next chapter I hope you guys liked it. Hmm, what could Kagome possibly have in mind? And who will fall first? Inuyasha or Miroku?? Let me know what you think, and then be surprised ;) As always, please review I am in BA thesis time, so the more reviews I see the more encouraging I get to steal some time at night to write this (which I am definitely enjoying ^____^), coz during the day I read for my BA thesis Cheers, and don't forget to review!