InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Band ❯ School news of the day ( Chapter 5 )
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By: waterrain 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.25.2006 | Updated On: 07.25.2006 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 179 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.25.2006 | Updated On: 07.25.2006 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 179 | Status: Work In Progress
Author’s Note: I do not own Inuyasha. I’m doing my best to keep them in Character.
After all Would Sesshomaru lose his cool a lot, No he would not lose his cool.
After all would Inuyasha be polite, No not really. Mirkou is easy because he gropes chicks. Sango is easy she gets upset about Perverts. Thank you for reviewing. If you can not see All of this Please go to
www.fanfiction.net My user name is waterrain and this story is also on fanfiction.net.
Okay ^_^
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*Inuyasha’s view*
I heard that Kagome also works at Twilight as a singer. Oh well I’m not going to
quit right now. The money I make, I put that into my money into the life size bank
of myself, Yep a Inuyasha Bank not a little pink piggy bank! And I have only dollars
in there NO Coins. I’m rich, and I don’t care. I know that Kikyou and Kagome are
related. Kikyou is the leader of the cheer leaders. I don’t care how cute they are as
long as they don’t bitch. I know I’m Sexy. Kikyou turnt me bi…. How because she
stalked me ALL THE TIME, and the other cheer leaders followed me A lot, Then
some other girls stalked me. I like to have some me time. So I decide on how to make
them stop stalking me, So I decided to flirt with a GUY, The guy was Jakotsu.
Yeah… Turns out Jakotsu was gay.. So Jakotsu decided to
STALK me and then some other guys decided to stalk me trying
to turn me ALL gay. The girls followed me more wanting to be
the one to turn me ‘Straight’. Sesshomaru decided to help me
out.. Tried of seeing people asking for me. Lazy cold hearted
bastard didn’t feel sorry for me, If he did I would
die from shock. Well got a court form, So now they can’t stalk
me unless they want to be sued. I read Ranma ½ well that guy
has problems too, Just as bad as mine Or Worse. Well I’m Bi
and I don’t like clingy, slut kind of people. Me I have not EVER
kissed. I’m a virgin and damn proud of it. They think I’m not a
virgin because I look so sexy. Well To be honest I think I’m bi.. I really
don’t know. Maybe I should date, not the crazy stalking people
hell no. Sesshomaru thinks I’m bitchy because I’m a virgin MALE at 16 years old.
Now thinking about I got pissed off and I yelled “Go to fucking hell Sesshomaru!”
Sesshomaru was by my door smirking and said “Virgins first.”
I yelled “Fuck you! Non-Virgins first. You asshole!”
Sesshomaru said “You wish. At least I get laid.”
I said “Who.”
Sesshomaru said “I don’t share my sex life with my Little Brother Only with my
friends.”
I said “Yuck, I don’t wanna know.”
Sesshomaru left saying “Your friend Mirkou is here.”
I yelled “Why the hell didn’t you tell me sooner you asshole!”
Sesshomaru smirks and said “You started it little brother and I finish it.”
Sesshomaru left. I notice my lack of clothing, and thought Screw it. I had on
My red boxers.
I walked down the stairs and saw Mirkou.
Mirkou smirks and said “Your one lazy bastard my friend.”
I commented “You touch only females. So I do not need to worry besides I could
Kick your ass.”
Mirkou said “You truly are shameless.”
I smirk and said “I know that I’m sexier than you Mirkou.”
Mirkou said “No I’m sexier.”
I said louder “NO I’m sexier.”
Yeah and Sesshomaru came down and Said “Morons you are ugly compare to me.”
I sneered “Your so vain.”
Sesshomaru said “Little brother you should not be talking about vain because you are
vain too.”
I said “Damnit Sesshomaru.”
Sesshomaru smirks and walked away saying “I always get the last words.”
I said “Mirkou wanna play a game.”
Mirkou said “No because in video fighting games you always kick my ass in those. ”
I decided to sit down on the couch, and so did mirkou.
I said “I change my mind a lot when it comes to careers it’s not like I get fired. It’s just
The job doesn’t interest me anymore.”
Mirkou said “Well not become a pole dancer Or a striper Or belly dancer.”
I glared at mirkou, and said “Hell no why not ask me when I’m sad and bored Mirkou.”
I used sarcasm “When I’m depress Or when I wanna piss Sesshomaru off.”
Mirkou said “I’m a waiter in a strip bar… Wait don’t become a striper Inuyasha.”
I asked “What strip bar?”
Mirkou said “Full Moon.”
I smirked and asked “Do the customers hit up on you?”
Mirkou said “The pay is great and the customers just gawk at the stripers.”
I said “The set up is.”
Mirkou said “One section is the Guy stripers and on the other section Female stripers.”
I said with sarcasm “Yeah I’ll be a striper and have people gawk at me and I’ll.”
Mirkou cut in saying “Inuyasha don’t become a striper.”
I said “I don’t like being told what to do. Hmm maybe.”
Mirkou groans and said “ Are you going to quit your job again.”
I said “Not yet. I don’t want to be a striper.”
*Sesshomaru view*
Hm before Inuyasha starts to think about being a striper. I’ll make sure NO stripe bars
will hire Inuyasha. Heh My little brother shall not shame the family name. I got a date
with Rin tonight. Inuyasha doesn’t think I know that he thinks he is Bi. Heh I read his
Journal everytime Inuyasha is gone. So I know Inuyasha like a book. Inuyasha thinks I’m
a cold hearted bastard don’t need a Journal to know that. Inuyasha has not ever kissed,
Dated, and a Virgin. Funny people at school think Inuyasha is not a virgin. Never trust
the rumors. Okay my little brother really needs a love life, and I’ll be damned if a brother
of mine will die a virgin…. Well he could go to heaven and I might go hell… Well If I’m
going to hell then I’m bringing my little brother down too. I’ll have to ask Rin and ask
her do the matching up of my little brother.
*Kagome’s view*
Okay I have dated before when I was just 12 years old I dated a Guy called Joey
Ameson. Joey was and still is Vain with a capital V. Joey is a Playboy that Jackass. I
thought I loved him, but he was just was a lying cheating son of a bitch. Yeah Joey was
older than me age 14 years old.
Yeah right now I heard someone call my name to come sing. I know a good song sort of
reminds me of some guys.
I said “I’ll be singing Youre So Vain Lyrics ,Artist: Carly Simon.”
I singed “
You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (so vain)
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
*Mirkou View*
Inuyasha has always told since we were little, ‘Stop fucking groping the girls Asshole.’
Yeah he always had a dirty mouth even when we were young, When I heard that I gapped
at those words directed towards me. I mean come on I was only 6 years old…. Well I
started groping the girls at age 5. Inuyasha has never kissed, Never dated, and Still a
virgin. Yeah I’m a like a dirty old man and Inuyasha is like a sweet little girl…. Damn
Inuyasha would KILL me if I told him he is a sweet little girl. He is not polite, and hardly
sweet at all. I think he’ll maybe die a virgin and try to get into heaven.
I mused aloud “Hm maybe that’s why Inuyasha is pissed off all the time.”
Shit I sound that aloud…
He glared at me and said “Mirkou you moron, I’m not pissed off all the time.”
I thought Yeah I remember when I spiked Inuyasha’s drink, We were 14 years old and he
was all clingy to anything Me.. Damn I wish Inuyasha was a female., Sesshomaru oh he
was pissed off at ME Jeez it’s like he knows EVERYTHING.. Oh maybe because I left
that book on how to spike a drink out in plain sight , The tv he drooled on it Yuck, Yeah
and he was pissed off at me for two days, Oh it was hell because a lot of bad stuff
happened in those two days. First day I got beat up by 25 girls they thought I stole their
bra’s, 3 boys they thought I kissed their girlfriends, Then the young easily to anger
female teachers thought I took pictures of them and write pervert comments, Then the
old male teachers thought I wrote on how old people are ugly, Then the couch thought I
stole all of the gym shorts of the females, Damn I was in so much trouble for stuff I
didn’t do, and I had a feeling It was somehow Inuyasha’s fault, Never proved it. I said to
Inuyasha “I’m sorry for spiking your drink.” suddenly was not in trouble anymore on the
3rd day. Inuyasha had just smiled at me and Said “I forgive you.” If Inuyasha did that
then DAMN he is evil… I learnt do not spike Inuyasha’s drink OR somehow there will
be hell to pay. Well the school news of the day was Inuyasha’s and Kagome’s Job at
Twilight, and now more people will want to go to Twilight.
I said “Fine Inuyasha your not pissed off all the time.”
Inuyasha said “I’m happy that I’m a guy.”
I said “Yeah because the world is not ready for such a fighting cursing worse than a sailor
kind of woman. Yeah you would not make a good woman.”
Inuyasha knows how to cuss in all kinds of Languages. Yeah he knows a Lot of cuss
Words and All kinds of insults. Yeah if you don’t speak in whatever Languages Inuyasha
could insult you and you would not know it till you look it up. Amazingly no one has
tried to kill him yet, Lucky bastard. Kouga wants what he can’t have which is Kagome,
Damn he pissed Inuyasha off for not shutting up about Kagome because you can only
listen for so long not for Two hours Straight.
Author’s Note: Please Review is it good or bad? I do not own the song Your so vain. Is this story line good?
After all Would Sesshomaru lose his cool a lot, No he would not lose his cool.
After all would Inuyasha be polite, No not really. Mirkou is easy because he gropes chicks. Sango is easy she gets upset about Perverts. Thank you for reviewing. If you can not see All of this Please go to
www.fanfiction.net My user name is waterrain and this story is also on fanfiction.net.
Okay ^_^
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*Inuyasha’s view*
I heard that Kagome also works at Twilight as a singer. Oh well I’m not going to
quit right now. The money I make, I put that into my money into the life size bank
of myself, Yep a Inuyasha Bank not a little pink piggy bank! And I have only dollars
in there NO Coins. I’m rich, and I don’t care. I know that Kikyou and Kagome are
related. Kikyou is the leader of the cheer leaders. I don’t care how cute they are as
long as they don’t bitch. I know I’m Sexy. Kikyou turnt me bi…. How because she
stalked me ALL THE TIME, and the other cheer leaders followed me A lot, Then
some other girls stalked me. I like to have some me time. So I decide on how to make
them stop stalking me, So I decided to flirt with a GUY, The guy was Jakotsu.
Yeah… Turns out Jakotsu was gay.. So Jakotsu decided to
STALK me and then some other guys decided to stalk me trying
to turn me ALL gay. The girls followed me more wanting to be
the one to turn me ‘Straight’. Sesshomaru decided to help me
out.. Tried of seeing people asking for me. Lazy cold hearted
bastard didn’t feel sorry for me, If he did I would
die from shock. Well got a court form, So now they can’t stalk
me unless they want to be sued. I read Ranma ½ well that guy
has problems too, Just as bad as mine Or Worse. Well I’m Bi
and I don’t like clingy, slut kind of people. Me I have not EVER
kissed. I’m a virgin and damn proud of it. They think I’m not a
virgin because I look so sexy. Well To be honest I think I’m bi.. I really
don’t know. Maybe I should date, not the crazy stalking people
hell no. Sesshomaru thinks I’m bitchy because I’m a virgin MALE at 16 years old.
Now thinking about I got pissed off and I yelled “Go to fucking hell Sesshomaru!”
Sesshomaru was by my door smirking and said “Virgins first.”
I yelled “Fuck you! Non-Virgins first. You asshole!”
Sesshomaru said “You wish. At least I get laid.”
I said “Who.”
Sesshomaru said “I don’t share my sex life with my Little Brother Only with my
friends.”
I said “Yuck, I don’t wanna know.”
Sesshomaru left saying “Your friend Mirkou is here.”
I yelled “Why the hell didn’t you tell me sooner you asshole!”
Sesshomaru smirks and said “You started it little brother and I finish it.”
Sesshomaru left. I notice my lack of clothing, and thought Screw it. I had on
My red boxers.
I walked down the stairs and saw Mirkou.
Mirkou smirks and said “Your one lazy bastard my friend.”
I commented “You touch only females. So I do not need to worry besides I could
Kick your ass.”
Mirkou said “You truly are shameless.”
I smirk and said “I know that I’m sexier than you Mirkou.”
Mirkou said “No I’m sexier.”
I said louder “NO I’m sexier.”
Yeah and Sesshomaru came down and Said “Morons you are ugly compare to me.”
I sneered “Your so vain.”
Sesshomaru said “Little brother you should not be talking about vain because you are
vain too.”
I said “Damnit Sesshomaru.”
Sesshomaru smirks and walked away saying “I always get the last words.”
I said “Mirkou wanna play a game.”
Mirkou said “No because in video fighting games you always kick my ass in those. ”
I decided to sit down on the couch, and so did mirkou.
I said “I change my mind a lot when it comes to careers it’s not like I get fired. It’s just
The job doesn’t interest me anymore.”
Mirkou said “Well not become a pole dancer Or a striper Or belly dancer.”
I glared at mirkou, and said “Hell no why not ask me when I’m sad and bored Mirkou.”
I used sarcasm “When I’m depress Or when I wanna piss Sesshomaru off.”
Mirkou said “I’m a waiter in a strip bar… Wait don’t become a striper Inuyasha.”
I asked “What strip bar?”
Mirkou said “Full Moon.”
I smirked and asked “Do the customers hit up on you?”
Mirkou said “The pay is great and the customers just gawk at the stripers.”
I said “The set up is.”
Mirkou said “One section is the Guy stripers and on the other section Female stripers.”
I said with sarcasm “Yeah I’ll be a striper and have people gawk at me and I’ll.”
Mirkou cut in saying “Inuyasha don’t become a striper.”
I said “I don’t like being told what to do. Hmm maybe.”
Mirkou groans and said “ Are you going to quit your job again.”
I said “Not yet. I don’t want to be a striper.”
*Sesshomaru view*
Hm before Inuyasha starts to think about being a striper. I’ll make sure NO stripe bars
will hire Inuyasha. Heh My little brother shall not shame the family name. I got a date
with Rin tonight. Inuyasha doesn’t think I know that he thinks he is Bi. Heh I read his
Journal everytime Inuyasha is gone. So I know Inuyasha like a book. Inuyasha thinks I’m
a cold hearted bastard don’t need a Journal to know that. Inuyasha has not ever kissed,
Dated, and a Virgin. Funny people at school think Inuyasha is not a virgin. Never trust
the rumors. Okay my little brother really needs a love life, and I’ll be damned if a brother
of mine will die a virgin…. Well he could go to heaven and I might go hell… Well If I’m
going to hell then I’m bringing my little brother down too. I’ll have to ask Rin and ask
her do the matching up of my little brother.
*Kagome’s view*
Okay I have dated before when I was just 12 years old I dated a Guy called Joey
Ameson. Joey was and still is Vain with a capital V. Joey is a Playboy that Jackass. I
thought I loved him, but he was just was a lying cheating son of a bitch. Yeah Joey was
older than me age 14 years old.
Yeah right now I heard someone call my name to come sing. I know a good song sort of
reminds me of some guys.
I said “I’ll be singing Youre So Vain Lyrics ,Artist: Carly Simon.”
I singed “
You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (so vain)
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
*Mirkou View*
Inuyasha has always told since we were little, ‘Stop fucking groping the girls Asshole.’
Yeah he always had a dirty mouth even when we were young, When I heard that I gapped
at those words directed towards me. I mean come on I was only 6 years old…. Well I
started groping the girls at age 5. Inuyasha has never kissed, Never dated, and Still a
virgin. Yeah I’m a like a dirty old man and Inuyasha is like a sweet little girl…. Damn
Inuyasha would KILL me if I told him he is a sweet little girl. He is not polite, and hardly
sweet at all. I think he’ll maybe die a virgin and try to get into heaven.
I mused aloud “Hm maybe that’s why Inuyasha is pissed off all the time.”
Shit I sound that aloud…
He glared at me and said “Mirkou you moron, I’m not pissed off all the time.”
I thought Yeah I remember when I spiked Inuyasha’s drink, We were 14 years old and he
was all clingy to anything Me.. Damn I wish Inuyasha was a female., Sesshomaru oh he
was pissed off at ME Jeez it’s like he knows EVERYTHING.. Oh maybe because I left
that book on how to spike a drink out in plain sight , The tv he drooled on it Yuck, Yeah
and he was pissed off at me for two days, Oh it was hell because a lot of bad stuff
happened in those two days. First day I got beat up by 25 girls they thought I stole their
bra’s, 3 boys they thought I kissed their girlfriends, Then the young easily to anger
female teachers thought I took pictures of them and write pervert comments, Then the
old male teachers thought I wrote on how old people are ugly, Then the couch thought I
stole all of the gym shorts of the females, Damn I was in so much trouble for stuff I
didn’t do, and I had a feeling It was somehow Inuyasha’s fault, Never proved it. I said to
Inuyasha “I’m sorry for spiking your drink.” suddenly was not in trouble anymore on the
3rd day. Inuyasha had just smiled at me and Said “I forgive you.” If Inuyasha did that
then DAMN he is evil… I learnt do not spike Inuyasha’s drink OR somehow there will
be hell to pay. Well the school news of the day was Inuyasha’s and Kagome’s Job at
Twilight, and now more people will want to go to Twilight.
I said “Fine Inuyasha your not pissed off all the time.”
Inuyasha said “I’m happy that I’m a guy.”
I said “Yeah because the world is not ready for such a fighting cursing worse than a sailor
kind of woman. Yeah you would not make a good woman.”
Inuyasha knows how to cuss in all kinds of Languages. Yeah he knows a Lot of cuss
Words and All kinds of insults. Yeah if you don’t speak in whatever Languages Inuyasha
could insult you and you would not know it till you look it up. Amazingly no one has
tried to kill him yet, Lucky bastard. Kouga wants what he can’t have which is Kagome,
Damn he pissed Inuyasha off for not shutting up about Kagome because you can only
listen for so long not for Two hours Straight.
Author’s Note: Please Review is it good or bad? I do not own the song Your so vain. Is this story line good?