InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Band ❯ Memory's part one ( Chapter 7 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclamier: I do not own Inuyasha.
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Inuyasha's view:
When I was 4 years old my father told me bed time story's about half-demons becoming hero's, Tall tails, Demons,
Princess, Princes, Fairy's, and elves. All kinds of story's, and I always fell asleep.
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When I was 5 years old I use to pick a few wild flowers for my mother every day, My mother always puts them in a tall slim gold bottle. I picked my older half-brother pink daisy's and sometimes other flowers

Sesshomaru always asked "Why?" and I always said " Because your so girly Sesshy."

Sesshomaru would glare at me and grabbed the pink daisy's and commented "Your girly for picking flowers little brother."

I really don't know what sesshomaru did with the flowers that I gave him. (Sesshomaru puts the flowers in a book to make them flat, and keeps them in a huge sliver covered book)
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When I was 7 years old and I said to Sesshomaru "I'm going to take fighting lessons"
Reason as to why is because I heard on the news about the robbing of money going on.
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When I was 11 years old, I hummed "Your such a dumbass dear brother of mine." Sesshomaru was not happy at me,
and before Sesshomaru said anything to comment on my rudeness. The Male Teacher about 23 years old named Mr.Klitson said to me "Yo Inuyasha want to sleep with me. Your too cute to be 11." I blinked and looked at my older half-brother who was glaring at Mr.Klitson the kind of glare that seemed to say You-Asshole-I'll-kill-you and I decided to be rude to Mr.Klitson because of that.. No one else noticed Sesshomaru's glare.

I said sicking sweetly " Oh Mr.Klitson."

Then I said coldly "Why in the seven firey pits of hell would I sleep at your dirty old small smelly place. Oh and you old bastard, Fuck off I'm not 'Cute'."

I looked at Sesshomaru who was trying not to laugh and I flipped Mr.Klitson off, and walked away to Mirkou who was gapping like a gold fish. Yeah even young I had a way with words.

Mirkou had said to me on that day " You just cussed at a teacher, and flipped him off. You are my hero for today."

Yep and amazingly I didn't get into trouble. Mr.Klitson was fired the next day... (What I Inuyasha didn't know was that Sesshomaru told an officer and Mr.Klitson was fired as a teacher. Mr.Klitson tried to flirt with Sesshomaru after Inuyasha left. Lets say Sesshomaru was not happy..down right pissed off.) -
When I was 13 years old.

Mirkou said "You know what 'sex' is."

I said "Dumbass it means your male or female. My sex is male."

Mirkou looked as if he'll laugh and said " Dumbass... you never listened in health class."

I said "It is dull damnit."

Mirkou mutter "To think most females think males think of sex all the time."

I said "I don't think what's the big deal of being male."

Mirkou bangs his own head on the wall muttered "Your are clueless, and hopeless."

I said with my hands on my hips looking pissed off "I'm not clueless you peverted asshole."

Mirkou said "I need some more friends that are like me."

I said "I thank heaven I'm not like you"
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When I was 15 years old.

A female about 18 years old asked me "Wanna sleep with me at my house. Your so cute."

I said "Why in the seven firey pits of hell would I sleep at your dirty old small smelly place. Oh and you old bitch, Fuck off I'm not 'Cute'."

When I told Mirkou, He said "Your a total dumbass."

I said "Why do you say that."

Mirkou said "She wanted to have sex with you."

I said "You mean she wanted to be male with me."

Mirkou groans loudly "I give up, Your a hopeless case, My dear friend. You don't listen in health class."

I said "I'm not a hopeless case. Health class is dull."

(Mirkou was thinking "Females everywhere do not have to worry about Inuyasha drugging their drinks. I'm more worried about Inuyasha. Inuyasha is the most clueless person on earth who doesn't know what 'Sex' means. I know what 'Sex'
means. I knew what sex means since I was 8 years old.")

Mirkou said "Will you ever date."

I said "Nope."

(Mirkou thinks 'I pity anyone who wants Inuyasha...the're just asking for heart break.')

Mirkou asked "Do you know what a date is?"

(Mirkou thinks'PLEASE let Inuyasha know what a date is.')

I said "A date is like what month it is, and the day that is a date like June 13 1985 on Monday."

Mirkou bangs his head on a wall. (Mirkou thinks 'He doesn't know what a "Date" is...Damnit I give up.')

I said "You're going to lose brain cells dumbass."

Mirkou said "I give up."

I commented "On your brain cells."

Mirkou glares at me and said "On your damn common sense."

I said "Dude it is not cool to jump off cliffs."

Mirkou walks away saying "Your a Hopeless case.No wonder one would go Insane."
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Present I'm 16 years old:

I thought 'I'm not a hopeless case...I just never listen to that dull health class...'

I said to mirkou " I'm not a hopeless case."

Mirkou said "You really don't know what sex is and a date is...For the love of heaven do not answer me..."

I said "Asshole sex is a male or female. A date is A date is like what month it is, and the day that is a date like July 24 1872 on Tuesday."

Mirkou looked up to the sky muttering "Heaven help me."

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