InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Best Man ❯ Watch Your Step ( Chapter 4 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: sexy_capricorn 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Drama / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.19.2006 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 905 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Drama / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.19.2006 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 905 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: See Chp. 1
Chapter IV: Watch Your Step
"Fore!" InuYasha yelled as he hit the golf ball with his driver. The ball flew across the field through the air until he heard a window crash. "Shit!" He cursed. "Sess, fuck this golf shit. Let's go to a sports bar or something. Something that driven for young male testerone. Not this old ass depend diaper required shit."
"It's a skill that takes time and...." Sessshomaru said before he wielded his driver hitting the ball sending it shooting through mid air until it landed on the green and gently rolled in the hole. "Precision." He finished.
"Aww, fuck you, Mr. perfect. Mr. I have all the answers to life's mysteries."
"Well, little brother, that's not true. I don't have all the answers. That's why I called up here today."
"What? You want me to help you with your swing because I think you pretty much got that under control."
"It has nothing to do with golf. It's Kagome."
InuYasha unknowningly tightened his grip on the metal driver. "What about her?"
"See, I don't know how to put this. I've been meaning to ask your permission because she's your best friend and you would know what's best for her."
InuYasha's grip got tighter. "Fuck you talking about, man."
"I'm sorry, but I couldn't just ask your permission. I had to jump in and handle things. Yash, you know how head strong I can be. I just had to..." Before Sesshomaru could finish his sentence InuYasha had him pinned down with the metal driver against his neck. "What is wrong with you?"
"Who do you think you are?" InuYasha growled as he added pressure to the golf club.
"What the fuck is wrong with you, Yash. I thought you would be happy."
"Happy? Why would I be happy about you fucking Kagome?" InuYasha grounded out. "She has a fiance for godsakes."
Sesshomaru used his strength to push his little brother off of him. "What the fuck are you talking about.” He said.
“I’m talking about you fucking my ex-girlfriend, brother. If that’s your real name.” InuYasha said tackling his brother again.
Sesshomaru gave his brother a confused look. “You’re completely nuts.” Sesshomaru said fighting off his brother.
“Like a fox.”
“You’re dumber than you put out to be.” Sesshomaru said pinning InuYasha down. “I’m not fucking, Kagome.”
“What?” InuYasha asked panting.
Sesshomaru got off of InuYasha and leaned back on his haunches.
InuYasha sat up. "Then what fuck are you talking about.”
“I didn’t know how to tell you, but I found Kagome’s real parents. I wanted to tell you I had the idea in my mind for a while, but I didn't know how to execute it.”
“What? Why would you do that for her?"
Sesshomaru got up. He looked out into mid air. 'Because I love her' "Because I can. That's why." He said helping InuYasha up.
"That's thoughtful ass hell." InuYasha said genuinely as he dusted himself off.
Sesshomaru shrugged his shoulders. "Well, you know..."
"Who are you and what have you done with my cold, heartless jerk of a brother."
"Oh trust me...." Sesshomaru said before he drew back his leg and kicked InuYasha in the nuts. "He's still here. That's for tackling me." He said before walking away.
InuYasha screamed as he fell onto the grass. "It's always the nuts with you." InuYasha squeaked out.
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Heavy footsteps hit the hard floor as a young man glided through the airport. His tailored suit fitting him well and he had one thing on his mind.....Kagome. He reached the sliding doors when a man in a black suit greeted him.
"Welcome to Fukushima, Hojo."
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Kagome layed on the couch covering her ears trying to drown out the sound of her friend and her husband making love. She tossed and looked at the clock. It was three in the afternoon for christ sakes! Then the sounds stopped making Kagome sigh with relief. "Finally" She said.
Soon Sango came running out in a tight next to nothing french maid outfit. "Hey, Kaggy. You're still here. It's a nice day out and you should enjoy it." Sango said walking into the kitchen.
"No, I'm okay. Now that you two have ceased. I can rest." Kagome said leaning back into the couch.
"Girl, we're hardly done. I just came out to get the whipped cream and chocolate sauce. Now, some fresh air sure does sound good right doesn't it." Sango said coming from the kitchen with a bottle of whipped cream and a jar chocolate sauce.
"It sure does." Kagome said as she rushed to the front door and jetted out. She exhaled deeply and leaned against the door. 'Where was I to go? InuYasha's?' Kagome quickly shook her head. 'Kikyo's probably there.'
"Miroku!" A loud scream of pleasure belted from the house.
"I'll take my chances." Kagome said as she ran away from the house.
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InuYasha let the warm water wash over his body. The Irish Spring soap traveling down the his raw, broad chest to the rock hard planes of his abs and traveled all the way down to his toes. Once, he rinsed all of the soap off his body. He turned the shower head off before he heard knocking at the door. He quickly jumped out of the shower and grabbed a towel off the hook hanging against the door. InuYasha wrapped the towel around his waist as he walked out of the bathroom and across his apartment to the door.
"Who is it?" He sais looking through the peephole.
"It's Kagome." She said through the wooden door.
"Oh," He said opening the door. "Hey, Kaggy."
"Hey, Inu..." Kagome's breath ran away from her and she had to cough to catch it."Yasha." She squeaked out.
"Come on in." He said letting her walk into the apartment before closing the door behind her.
"I see things haven't changed in here." Kagome said looking around the lived in apartment.
"Yeah, but after me and Kik get married all thats going to change. We might get a nice house, you know, raise a family."
"That's nice." Kagome said uneasily.
"Yeah it is nice." InuYasha said as he came over to stand close behind Kagome. So close, that she feel the warmth of the steam radiating off his body from the fresh hot shower.
"Um...InuYasha?" Kagome said turning around to see the droplets of water glisten down his rock hard body making her sweat nervously. Her eyes narrowed down to the cut muscles that laid either side of his hips making them arrows pointing down to...
"Kagome, what's wrong?"
"Could you please put some clothes on." Kagome managed to get out.
"Oh, don't act new, Kaggy. You've seen more than this, but for you I will. Since I know how uncomfortable you can get around half naked men. Are you this way with Hobo?" InuYasha said as he walked to the back.
"It's Hojo and, no, I'm not. I've changed!" Kagome said looking around the living room.
"Yeah, right. The day you change for a man is the day pigs could fly!" He yelled from the back room.
"What makes you think I couldn't have!" Kagome yelled back.
He came out from the back with a black wife beater and basketball shorts. "The day I'll know you've change for a man is when you...um...shit, I don't know...get a tattoo of his name on your left ass cheek."
"What?" Kagome shrieked.
InuYasha chuckled. "Yep, that's right. Name. Left ass cheek. Then you've convinced me."
"Well, we both know that's not going to happen." Kagome said shuddering at the thought. "Do you even know how dirty and germ ridden those needles could get. I was watching 20/20 and this lady got Hepatitis C while getting a memorial tattoo for her grandmother."
"See? You haven't changed. You're the same old Kagome." He said sitting down on the couch.
"Whatever." She fumed as she plopped down onto the couch next to him.
"Don't get mad. It doesn't matter if you don't ever change. I will always like you the way you are." InuYasha said throwing an arm around her shoulder.
Kagome blushed and smiled. "Thanks, Yash."
"Welcome. Now enough of the gushy stuff he said as he removed his arm. I know how you are when people get to touching you."
Kagome shook her head. "I don't mind. I trust you."
"Yeah, but it's probably for the best to stop." InuYasha said getting up and walking towards the kitchen.
Kagome whipped her head around. "What do you mean, "it's best to stop"."
"Do you want something to drink?" InuYash said with his head buried in the refrigerator.
Kagome was about to ask the same question to get the answer she wanted, but then decided against it. "No, I'm okay."
"Good because I didn't have anything anyway." InuYasha said closing the refrigerator. "If Kikyo doesn't got shopping for me every other week, I'd starve in here." He said walking into the living room to sit down on the loveseat across from Kagome.
"Ol' InuYasha, the delivery king. Have you ever been into a supermarket?" Kagome joked.
InuYasha chuckled. "Hey, remember that time we went shopping together and got like 100 packs of ramen and came back and ate it all in your dorm."
Kagome smiled. "Yeah, that was fun. It was also the night...um...nevermind."She said blushing.
"Yeah, I know." InuYasha said leaning back into the loveseat. The room then was filled with an uncomfortable deafening silence. "So...um..."
"Yes?" Kagome said eagerly to end the muteness that was consuming the room.
"What brings you here?" He asked. "I mean, I wasn't expecting you or nothing. Well, it's not like I don't want you here. I'm glad actually. I'm just....talking too much." InuYasha finished with a defeated sigh.
Kagome giggled. "Sango and her husband were...um...doing it like wild beasts in heat."
"What did I tell you? I'll tell what I told you because I was there when I said it. That....that...girl is nothing but a....a....a freaky, wild, crazy whore that doesn't respect you or herself."
"Inu...."
"Let me finish. If she was a real friend, she would've respected your stay there and kept her legs close. It's a wonder she's not pregnant yet."
"Inu...."
"You know what? She probably had about five abortions already."
"Sango's against abortion." Kagome drawled.
"Do you honestly believe everything that comes out of that monkey's mouth."
"InuYasha?!" Kagome whined. "Stop already."
"Well damn Kagome!" InuYasha exclaimed. "Just don't say her name around me. You already I'm going to do."
"Yeah, I know."
"I bet she's...."
"InuYasha?!" She exclaimed. "Shut it up. Can we please change the subject."
InuYasha raised his hands in defeat. "Alright, alright. Um...you going to the brunch tommorrow?"
"Brunch? With who?" Kagome said gettting nervous already.
"Kikyo's family."
Kagome groaned. "Uggh. Do I have to go?"
"No, but I want you to. I need somebody there for me."
"And who's going to be there for me." She whined
"Sesshomaru's going to be there. Plus, that Kouga guy you like so much."
Kagome gave her friend an evil eye. "Great. Can I at least bring...."
InuYasha raised his hand. "Don't say it. You can't bring that girl."
Kagome groaned. "I don't want to."
"I'll be there for you." InuYasha said looking sincerely into her eyes.
Kagome hoped that she wasn't blushing hard as a tomato as his golden eyes boar into her. "Fine." She said giving in.
"Cool."
"Yeah, I'm might go see my parents grave afterwards. Wanna come?" Kagome said.
"Yeah, of course." InuYasha said before sighing. Sesshomaru gave him the resposibility to tell Kagome about her real parents. How was he to do that? He knew Kagome like the back of his hand, but when the subject of her parents was something she kept dearly to her self. "Um...Kagome?"
"Yes."
"I have something to tell you. I mean it's really important and I don't know how to express it."
"What?" Kagome said getting worried.
He could feel her anxiety and he didn't want to stress her anymore than he had to. "I...well...we um...well you see..." InuYasha sighed he couldn't bring himself to do it.
"Just spit it out, Yasha."
"I got a tattoo." He quickly said then winced at the stupid lie he made up.
"Really? Of what and where?" Kagome said shocked.
"Of a...um...some pawprints."
"Pawprints?"
"Yeah, on my....um...ass."
"What?! You're nuts."
"Yeah, I'm insane." InuYasha said with a nervous chuckle. He mentally sighed. 'That was so stupid.'
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Hojo dropped his bags onto the hotel room bed. His job was in jeopardy because of this. He sighed as he sat on the bed. Hojo reached into his pocket and pulled out a little black box. "I'm promised and if I have to make you understand, I will." He whispered. It wasn't easy tracking her down when he came back to the house to find out that she was gone. Her secretary refused to give him any info about her whereabouts. Probably because she hated his guts for some reason, but after pulling a couple strings at his job he found out where she was....her hometown. The same town she told him she was running away from and also the same town her ex-lover turned best friend resided.
'I can't give up on you, Kagome'
A/n: Well, that's that.
Chapter IV: Watch Your Step
"Fore!" InuYasha yelled as he hit the golf ball with his driver. The ball flew across the field through the air until he heard a window crash. "Shit!" He cursed. "Sess, fuck this golf shit. Let's go to a sports bar or something. Something that driven for young male testerone. Not this old ass depend diaper required shit."
"It's a skill that takes time and...." Sessshomaru said before he wielded his driver hitting the ball sending it shooting through mid air until it landed on the green and gently rolled in the hole. "Precision." He finished.
"Aww, fuck you, Mr. perfect. Mr. I have all the answers to life's mysteries."
"Well, little brother, that's not true. I don't have all the answers. That's why I called up here today."
"What? You want me to help you with your swing because I think you pretty much got that under control."
"It has nothing to do with golf. It's Kagome."
InuYasha unknowningly tightened his grip on the metal driver. "What about her?"
"See, I don't know how to put this. I've been meaning to ask your permission because she's your best friend and you would know what's best for her."
InuYasha's grip got tighter. "Fuck you talking about, man."
"I'm sorry, but I couldn't just ask your permission. I had to jump in and handle things. Yash, you know how head strong I can be. I just had to..." Before Sesshomaru could finish his sentence InuYasha had him pinned down with the metal driver against his neck. "What is wrong with you?"
"Who do you think you are?" InuYasha growled as he added pressure to the golf club.
"What the fuck is wrong with you, Yash. I thought you would be happy."
"Happy? Why would I be happy about you fucking Kagome?" InuYasha grounded out. "She has a fiance for godsakes."
Sesshomaru used his strength to push his little brother off of him. "What the fuck are you talking about.” He said.
“I’m talking about you fucking my ex-girlfriend, brother. If that’s your real name.” InuYasha said tackling his brother again.
Sesshomaru gave his brother a confused look. “You’re completely nuts.” Sesshomaru said fighting off his brother.
“Like a fox.”
“You’re dumber than you put out to be.” Sesshomaru said pinning InuYasha down. “I’m not fucking, Kagome.”
“What?” InuYasha asked panting.
Sesshomaru got off of InuYasha and leaned back on his haunches.
InuYasha sat up. "Then what fuck are you talking about.”
“I didn’t know how to tell you, but I found Kagome’s real parents. I wanted to tell you I had the idea in my mind for a while, but I didn't know how to execute it.”
“What? Why would you do that for her?"
Sesshomaru got up. He looked out into mid air. 'Because I love her' "Because I can. That's why." He said helping InuYasha up.
"That's thoughtful ass hell." InuYasha said genuinely as he dusted himself off.
Sesshomaru shrugged his shoulders. "Well, you know..."
"Who are you and what have you done with my cold, heartless jerk of a brother."
"Oh trust me...." Sesshomaru said before he drew back his leg and kicked InuYasha in the nuts. "He's still here. That's for tackling me." He said before walking away.
InuYasha screamed as he fell onto the grass. "It's always the nuts with you." InuYasha squeaked out.
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Heavy footsteps hit the hard floor as a young man glided through the airport. His tailored suit fitting him well and he had one thing on his mind.....Kagome. He reached the sliding doors when a man in a black suit greeted him.
"Welcome to Fukushima, Hojo."
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Kagome layed on the couch covering her ears trying to drown out the sound of her friend and her husband making love. She tossed and looked at the clock. It was three in the afternoon for christ sakes! Then the sounds stopped making Kagome sigh with relief. "Finally" She said.
Soon Sango came running out in a tight next to nothing french maid outfit. "Hey, Kaggy. You're still here. It's a nice day out and you should enjoy it." Sango said walking into the kitchen.
"No, I'm okay. Now that you two have ceased. I can rest." Kagome said leaning back into the couch.
"Girl, we're hardly done. I just came out to get the whipped cream and chocolate sauce. Now, some fresh air sure does sound good right doesn't it." Sango said coming from the kitchen with a bottle of whipped cream and a jar chocolate sauce.
"It sure does." Kagome said as she rushed to the front door and jetted out. She exhaled deeply and leaned against the door. 'Where was I to go? InuYasha's?' Kagome quickly shook her head. 'Kikyo's probably there.'
"Miroku!" A loud scream of pleasure belted from the house.
"I'll take my chances." Kagome said as she ran away from the house.
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InuYasha let the warm water wash over his body. The Irish Spring soap traveling down the his raw, broad chest to the rock hard planes of his abs and traveled all the way down to his toes. Once, he rinsed all of the soap off his body. He turned the shower head off before he heard knocking at the door. He quickly jumped out of the shower and grabbed a towel off the hook hanging against the door. InuYasha wrapped the towel around his waist as he walked out of the bathroom and across his apartment to the door.
"Who is it?" He sais looking through the peephole.
"It's Kagome." She said through the wooden door.
"Oh," He said opening the door. "Hey, Kaggy."
"Hey, Inu..." Kagome's breath ran away from her and she had to cough to catch it."Yasha." She squeaked out.
"Come on in." He said letting her walk into the apartment before closing the door behind her.
"I see things haven't changed in here." Kagome said looking around the lived in apartment.
"Yeah, but after me and Kik get married all thats going to change. We might get a nice house, you know, raise a family."
"That's nice." Kagome said uneasily.
"Yeah it is nice." InuYasha said as he came over to stand close behind Kagome. So close, that she feel the warmth of the steam radiating off his body from the fresh hot shower.
"Um...InuYasha?" Kagome said turning around to see the droplets of water glisten down his rock hard body making her sweat nervously. Her eyes narrowed down to the cut muscles that laid either side of his hips making them arrows pointing down to...
"Kagome, what's wrong?"
"Could you please put some clothes on." Kagome managed to get out.
"Oh, don't act new, Kaggy. You've seen more than this, but for you I will. Since I know how uncomfortable you can get around half naked men. Are you this way with Hobo?" InuYasha said as he walked to the back.
"It's Hojo and, no, I'm not. I've changed!" Kagome said looking around the living room.
"Yeah, right. The day you change for a man is the day pigs could fly!" He yelled from the back room.
"What makes you think I couldn't have!" Kagome yelled back.
He came out from the back with a black wife beater and basketball shorts. "The day I'll know you've change for a man is when you...um...shit, I don't know...get a tattoo of his name on your left ass cheek."
"What?" Kagome shrieked.
InuYasha chuckled. "Yep, that's right. Name. Left ass cheek. Then you've convinced me."
"Well, we both know that's not going to happen." Kagome said shuddering at the thought. "Do you even know how dirty and germ ridden those needles could get. I was watching 20/20 and this lady got Hepatitis C while getting a memorial tattoo for her grandmother."
"See? You haven't changed. You're the same old Kagome." He said sitting down on the couch.
"Whatever." She fumed as she plopped down onto the couch next to him.
"Don't get mad. It doesn't matter if you don't ever change. I will always like you the way you are." InuYasha said throwing an arm around her shoulder.
Kagome blushed and smiled. "Thanks, Yash."
"Welcome. Now enough of the gushy stuff he said as he removed his arm. I know how you are when people get to touching you."
Kagome shook her head. "I don't mind. I trust you."
"Yeah, but it's probably for the best to stop." InuYasha said getting up and walking towards the kitchen.
Kagome whipped her head around. "What do you mean, "it's best to stop"."
"Do you want something to drink?" InuYash said with his head buried in the refrigerator.
Kagome was about to ask the same question to get the answer she wanted, but then decided against it. "No, I'm okay."
"Good because I didn't have anything anyway." InuYasha said closing the refrigerator. "If Kikyo doesn't got shopping for me every other week, I'd starve in here." He said walking into the living room to sit down on the loveseat across from Kagome.
"Ol' InuYasha, the delivery king. Have you ever been into a supermarket?" Kagome joked.
InuYasha chuckled. "Hey, remember that time we went shopping together and got like 100 packs of ramen and came back and ate it all in your dorm."
Kagome smiled. "Yeah, that was fun. It was also the night...um...nevermind."She said blushing.
"Yeah, I know." InuYasha said leaning back into the loveseat. The room then was filled with an uncomfortable deafening silence. "So...um..."
"Yes?" Kagome said eagerly to end the muteness that was consuming the room.
"What brings you here?" He asked. "I mean, I wasn't expecting you or nothing. Well, it's not like I don't want you here. I'm glad actually. I'm just....talking too much." InuYasha finished with a defeated sigh.
Kagome giggled. "Sango and her husband were...um...doing it like wild beasts in heat."
"What did I tell you? I'll tell what I told you because I was there when I said it. That....that...girl is nothing but a....a....a freaky, wild, crazy whore that doesn't respect you or herself."
"Inu...."
"Let me finish. If she was a real friend, she would've respected your stay there and kept her legs close. It's a wonder she's not pregnant yet."
"Inu...."
"You know what? She probably had about five abortions already."
"Sango's against abortion." Kagome drawled.
"Do you honestly believe everything that comes out of that monkey's mouth."
"InuYasha?!" Kagome whined. "Stop already."
"Well damn Kagome!" InuYasha exclaimed. "Just don't say her name around me. You already I'm going to do."
"Yeah, I know."
"I bet she's...."
"InuYasha?!" She exclaimed. "Shut it up. Can we please change the subject."
InuYasha raised his hands in defeat. "Alright, alright. Um...you going to the brunch tommorrow?"
"Brunch? With who?" Kagome said gettting nervous already.
"Kikyo's family."
Kagome groaned. "Uggh. Do I have to go?"
"No, but I want you to. I need somebody there for me."
"And who's going to be there for me." She whined
"Sesshomaru's going to be there. Plus, that Kouga guy you like so much."
Kagome gave her friend an evil eye. "Great. Can I at least bring...."
InuYasha raised his hand. "Don't say it. You can't bring that girl."
Kagome groaned. "I don't want to."
"I'll be there for you." InuYasha said looking sincerely into her eyes.
Kagome hoped that she wasn't blushing hard as a tomato as his golden eyes boar into her. "Fine." She said giving in.
"Cool."
"Yeah, I'm might go see my parents grave afterwards. Wanna come?" Kagome said.
"Yeah, of course." InuYasha said before sighing. Sesshomaru gave him the resposibility to tell Kagome about her real parents. How was he to do that? He knew Kagome like the back of his hand, but when the subject of her parents was something she kept dearly to her self. "Um...Kagome?"
"Yes."
"I have something to tell you. I mean it's really important and I don't know how to express it."
"What?" Kagome said getting worried.
He could feel her anxiety and he didn't want to stress her anymore than he had to. "I...well...we um...well you see..." InuYasha sighed he couldn't bring himself to do it.
"Just spit it out, Yasha."
"I got a tattoo." He quickly said then winced at the stupid lie he made up.
"Really? Of what and where?" Kagome said shocked.
"Of a...um...some pawprints."
"Pawprints?"
"Yeah, on my....um...ass."
"What?! You're nuts."
"Yeah, I'm insane." InuYasha said with a nervous chuckle. He mentally sighed. 'That was so stupid.'
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Hojo dropped his bags onto the hotel room bed. His job was in jeopardy because of this. He sighed as he sat on the bed. Hojo reached into his pocket and pulled out a little black box. "I'm promised and if I have to make you understand, I will." He whispered. It wasn't easy tracking her down when he came back to the house to find out that she was gone. Her secretary refused to give him any info about her whereabouts. Probably because she hated his guts for some reason, but after pulling a couple strings at his job he found out where she was....her hometown. The same town she told him she was running away from and also the same town her ex-lover turned best friend resided.
'I can't give up on you, Kagome'
A/n: Well, that's that.