InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Body Guard ❯ Oh Kami-sama, why me? ( Chapter 5 )

A/N: Kay here's the next chapter! Can I have my Twix now? Pweeaaaasseeee????

Disclaimer: Nope, I have no money, I was fired remember?

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Chapter 5: Oh Kami-sama, why me?

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"YOU!"

"You!"

"YOOOUUUU….."

"Well, well, well……"

Mr. Onishi was stunned by the reactions he got from everyone. As of now, Kagome and Inuyasha were staring daggers at each other and Sango was beating Miroku with the lamp. It would have actually been funny if Mr. Onishi wasn't serious.

"What is going on?" he bellowed. That got everyone's attention. "Now can any of you explain to me why you are reacting this way?" They were all talking at once and he had to shut them up again. "One at a time! Kagome, since you screamed first….."

"I'll tell you why. It's cause old man river here tried to kill me two weeks ago!" She said while pointing to Inuyasha.

"Hey I'm 19 years old, that ain't old!" he protested.

"So you admit you tried to kill me?" She said again.

"You tried to kill….never mind." He fell silent for a moment which Kagome mistook for defeat. So she walked up to him and lightly slapped his face with a cheesy smirk on her face.

"See that wasn't so hard now was it?" She walked over the couch again clearly satisfied with the situation.

"Well in that case, I've got to go take care of some business." Mr. Onishi was halfway to the door when a blur of brown, pink and a mish mash of other colors appeared in front of him.

"Oh no, your not going anywhere until you explain that." She pointed a finger at Miroku who was to busy cleaning his shades to notice.

"Oh honey not right now, I need to be somewhere-" Sango cut him off obviously starting another screaming session.

"Oh yes right now. You know about my past with the idiot. How could you hire him of all people? For heaven's sake, I think I want Hojo now." Miroku finally took notice of the conversation and was a bit crestfallen that Sango would react that way about him being her bodyguard. As a matter of fact, he couldn't wait to start his job knowing that Sango was going to be the one he had to protect. He had wanted to see her for over 10 years. In fact, he was taking in her appearance while she was discussing things with her father. `My my, she certainly has grown, nicely.' He thought. His mental appreciation for Sango was cut off however when he heard his name being called out again.

"Huh?" Miroku asked not following the conversation at all.

"See what I mean? He can't even pay attention." Sango huffed. She plopped her self on the other side of the couch while her father proceeded to the door.

"Well hon, I'm sorry you feel that way but he was the only one whole qualified the best. Please don't make this a big deal. I'll be leaving now. You all have a err…safe time." With that Mr. Onishi left the house and went on his way to take care of his business.

Now picture this: the girls were sitting on one couch and the boys were sitting on the loveseat. They were all starting at each other for a while before Inuyasha broke the silence.

"What the fuck are you staring at bitch?" He said while repositioning him self on the couch.

"Oh I know you aren't talking to me…" Kagome said with the bitchiest tone in her voice.

"Yeah I'm talking to you. All you've done is stare and get an attitude with me the whole time we met. And now you're staring at me again. What the hell?"

"Just shut the hell up." Kagome said trying not to start any confrontation. She directed her line of sight to Miroku, who was still starting at Sango.

"So Miroku, how have you been all these years?" Kagome asked her mood seemingly better than it was a minute ago.

"Oh I've been okay. You and Sango have certainly grown a lot since I last saw you guys."

"Yo, you mean you know these two from before?" Inuyasha was a bit stunned at this. His friend hanging out with the likes of those two bitches? Well, he didn't know Sango, but that Kagome girl? This outta be good…

"Well yeah. You know whenever I came to visit you in the summer I would hang out with them, dummy." He explained like this like if it was the 20th time. He heard Inuyasha snort and in return, chuckled at his immaturity. He turned his attention to Sango. "So how have you been, Sango?"

"Don't talk to me." She said simply. Soon, she got up form the couch and walked up to her room. Kagome sent Miroku a look of apology; she knew that Sango could be very difficult at times. This was just another one of those times.

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Finally, after such a long time the jewel was in his hands. He waited so long for it and now here it was, right in front of him. To his surprise the ransack approach worked well. He wished that here wouldn't be any casualties involved but he doubted that he would get caught. The man he sent was to fast to get caught. He fingered the jewel again and finally looked up at the man of the hour.

"Kouga, you will get your reward." He said watching the smile on Kouga's face get bigger and bigger.

"It was so fucking easy too. The bitch protecting it couldn't have been more than twenty years old anyway." He said, boasting about his success. He looked up at his boss Naraku and noticed that he too had a smile on his face.

"Well, once I get the money, our problems will be over. Do you know how much money this can sell for on the black market?"

"I'm thinking about five hundred million in American dollars easy." Kouga replied. "I doubt that'll be enough to fix your problems, you sick bastard.

Naraku just laughed at his statement and walked over to his safe. There he placed the jewel inside and locked it, checking to see if it would open at all. Satisfied, he went back into his chair and faced Kouga again. "What if I told you that money isn't the only thing that jewel is good for?"

"Like?"

"Like, say, world domination, turning people back into demons, even to get more money." Naraku said, feeling quite empty without touching he jewel.

"What are talking about? Turning people `back' into demons?" Kouga was curious to know about what he meant by that last comment. How the heck do you turn someone back into a demon?

"Well, everyone has a certain bloodline. Some have human bloodlines, others have demon ones. You, my friend, have a demon wolf bloodline that had not yet been awakened. I can give you back all the power you deserve with that jewel by turning you into a wolf demon." Kouga just laughed at this. He knew there was something a little off about Naraku. But he quickly suppressed his laughter when he saw Naraku's serous look.

"How do you know all this stuff about demons?" He asked.

"Because I am one."

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A/N: Ok I don't know if this is a cliffie or not. Oh well. Any ways, I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. Sorry if it's shorter than the others.

Mucho Amor,

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