InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Diaries of a mad Dog Demon ❯ A sad day for a hanyou ( Chapter 3 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
I dont own anything, I wish I did, but it's just a fact of life. Inuyasha and the gang are owned by Rumiko Takahashi

To lunabell;
"riding sango's jock" means miroku was all over her and wouldnt leave her alone. I would have said on her nuts, but riding her jock seemed funnier to me at the time=]

Read and Review my good people! Thank you and enjoy=]


February 18, 2009

Morning
Kouga will die. He stopped by and stepped on me while I was sleeping, and before i could kick his ass, Kagome sat me. I was so mad
I wanted to punch a baby
(Hellooooooo, Dane Cook?)!!! And he was still trying to steal my mate, even though he sould smell me all over
her. He would back off if I could get the wench pregnat. But no matter how many times I try, she just can't. I think it's those pills she takes
every morning, i'll have to ask her about them.

Afternoon
So after Kouga left, I asked Kagome what those pills were this morning, and she told me they were girth patrol. I don't know what the hell
that means, so I won't ask anymore. Besides, she said she would get pregnat when she was ready and to mind my own damn business. I
would make love to her but she is bleeding and I want no part in her crazy moodswings. Horny bitch.

Night
Kagome RAPED me. We were walking to gather firewood ,and she tripped me and tied me down and put Little Inuyasha in her mouth
again. Little Inuyasha was hard and then she started jumping on him and made unwilling love to me! I smell like blood now, so I think i'm
going to the springs and then to sleep.



February 19, 2009

Morning
Kagome was smiling at me all morning. Evil wench, Little Inuyasha smelled like blood so badly it took 2 fucking hours to wash the stench
off. When I told her she just kept laughing at me. She is a horrible bitch, my penis still smells like a massacre!

Afternoon
Miroku and Sango left about a hour ago and they still havent come back, not that i'm worried. I think they're making love right now because
I heard VERY LOUD moaning about fourty minutes ago. I'll have to congratulate Miroku when he gets back.

Miroku came back with the biggest smile on his face just now, so yeah, he got laid. However, Sango looked pretty disappointed so i'll have to
make fun of him when I get the chance.

Evening
I told Miroku what I heard and Sango told me it was horribe, poor Miroku. He just can't please the woman
. Kagome is going to die from
laughter, i'm going to comfort her. Actually, i'm going to go to sleep away from the rapist tonight. See what you get wench?!


I tried to make it just as funny as last time. What do you think? Read and review my wonderful readers=]

-Sango_gurlie