InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Fail-Proof Plan ❯ Step One: Think Of A FailProof Plan ( Chapter 1 )
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By: gothichika 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.30.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 246 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.30.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 246 | Status: Completed
Title: The Day...er...Morning After
Author: Gothichika
Summary:
A/N: Alright. Since I got SOME new ideas, I've decided to extend the story fron a two-shot to a story. But the updates are going to be VERY slow, just to warn you. After all, school IS starting, and it doesn't help to have all honor classes. And math team. And tennis. And...
So, yea. ENJOY!
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Sweet Dreams (Continuation)
AKA The Fail=Proof Plan
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Miroku walked around, with nothing to do. Well, actually, he did have something to do, but that didn't mean he had to do it. Right? Of course. Miroku sighed and sat down on a log. Which reminded him...
'Oh, shoot, I was supposed to get some firewood. Oh well, they can wait longer.' He thought.
"Really?"
Miroku's eyes widened and looked around. Apparently, someone else was near.
"Yea.....nice...but..."
Make that two people near. Hm...'Maybe they're two girls bathing...' Miroku's hentai mind thought, and smiled.
"So...nightmare..."
Nightmare? Perhaps it was Sango and Kagome. After all, they DID say that they were going to go to a hot spring...and headed toward this area...and Kagome didn't bring her bikito thing...and...
Miroku grinned while his mind thought up very perverted thoughts. And with those in mind, got up and decided to "take a walk" toward the hot spring, minding the twigs and branches that lay scattered on the forest floor.
"And helped me...wasn't..."
The voices were getting louder, meaning that he was getting closer to the treasure. 'How lucky am I?' He thought, noticing steam coming from the left. Turning, he heard someone splashing water. 'Water fight...' He thought. If anyone were to walk up to him right now, they would see a very...scarily perverted look on his face.
"Hehe....don't...me!"
"So...what.....do after..."
Miroku hid behind a bush. 'They're right in front of me!!' He squealed in his thoughts. He was about to peek, but then heard a girl move, and froze. 'Don't want to get caught...not before I haven't saw anything...' And held his breath, only to release it after he heard her get back in.
"So...what did you do after?" He heard...Sango? say.
"Well, I kind of got a little freaked out. I mean, I told you how hideous he was..." Miroku's eyes widened. Kagome thought that he looked hideous? 'I didn't know that...well, I guess we're going to have to fix that won't we?' He thought to himself, and turned to leave the area, but then turned around when remembering the girls. He peeked from behind the bushes...only to see a rock. 'DAMN IT...' He thought, glaring daggers at the rock. 'STUPID ROCK...' Sighing, he turned and left to go back to the campsite to start planning on how to get Kagome to like how he looked. 'Hideous...yea right. She MUST be blind...'
"Poor you. I mean, if I were stuck with a guy as ugly as Tsuyeta, I would probably run. Did you?"
"No...I couldn't. I mean, he was right in front of me...and it wouldn't be very polite, right? I mean, he DID save me from that idiot Sutoya."
"Yea...I guess. I mean, like you said, it was like a nightmare..."
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Miroku walked back to the campsite, thinking, which he still was doing now. He was thinking so hard, he almost didn't hear Kagome and Sango enter the clearing, hair wet and dripping.
"Hello Miroku. Inuyasha."
"Feh." Inuyasha replied. Miroku didn't say anything, which made Kagome look at him weird, but didn't comment.
'Maybe he's just busy...staring at the twigs...' She thought to herself, frowning. 'Why am I so upset that he's not saying hi? I mean...I never did before...oh well. Better get started on dinner. Sun's almost gone.' Kagome thought, looking up at the sky. She sighed and set her things down, grabbing the cooking utensils.
"Um...Miroku? Where's the firewood?" Kagome asked after looking down and finding no brown spots. Well, there were brown spots, but not any that looked like wood.
"Oh! Um..." Miroku stuttered, thinking up an excuse. 'Shit! I forgot all about the wood!' "Um...I...dropped it?" He said, wincing inwardly at the stupid excuse.
Sango raised an eyebrow. "You...dropped it. Right. And why didn't you pick. It. Up."
"Um...I didn't notice...I dropped it?" He answered, and heard Inuyasha snort.
"Huh...right. Well, why don't you and your numb arms go get some more firewood then." Sango suggested, shaking with suppressed laughter. Miroku just nodded dumbly and walked into the forest with other things on his mind other than firewood.
A few paces into the woods, he stopped and sat down on a log, and continued thinking about the current disaster.
'So...Kagome thinks I'm hideously horrendous, huh? Well, I suppose I'll just have to prove her wrong, won't I? But how?' He thought, and came up with an idea. 'Yes...I think that just might work. It can't fail. And it'll be fun too.' He thought with an perverted smile and walked back to camp again.
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A/N: Okay. This is REALLY short, I know. Think of it as a...preview to what's comming up. Also, although this is a continuation od Sweet Dreams, it will not have the same plot, though I will mention some scenes from it. So, it's almost like a while new story. And although I said that it would be in TDEMA, I decided not to. HEHE...
Hope you like it! Expect another story of mine (one-shot) soon.
Author: Gothichika
Summary:
A/N: Alright. Since I got SOME new ideas, I've decided to extend the story fron a two-shot to a story. But the updates are going to be VERY slow, just to warn you. After all, school IS starting, and it doesn't help to have all honor classes. And math team. And tennis. And...
So, yea. ENJOY!
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Sweet Dreams (Continuation)
AKA The Fail=Proof Plan
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Miroku walked around, with nothing to do. Well, actually, he did have something to do, but that didn't mean he had to do it. Right? Of course. Miroku sighed and sat down on a log. Which reminded him...
'Oh, shoot, I was supposed to get some firewood. Oh well, they can wait longer.' He thought.
"Really?"
Miroku's eyes widened and looked around. Apparently, someone else was near.
"Yea.....nice...but..."
Make that two people near. Hm...'Maybe they're two girls bathing...' Miroku's hentai mind thought, and smiled.
"So...nightmare..."
Nightmare? Perhaps it was Sango and Kagome. After all, they DID say that they were going to go to a hot spring...and headed toward this area...and Kagome didn't bring her bikito thing...and...
Miroku grinned while his mind thought up very perverted thoughts. And with those in mind, got up and decided to "take a walk" toward the hot spring, minding the twigs and branches that lay scattered on the forest floor.
"And helped me...wasn't..."
The voices were getting louder, meaning that he was getting closer to the treasure. 'How lucky am I?' He thought, noticing steam coming from the left. Turning, he heard someone splashing water. 'Water fight...' He thought. If anyone were to walk up to him right now, they would see a very...scarily perverted look on his face.
"Hehe....don't...me!"
"So...what.....do after..."
Miroku hid behind a bush. 'They're right in front of me!!' He squealed in his thoughts. He was about to peek, but then heard a girl move, and froze. 'Don't want to get caught...not before I haven't saw anything...' And held his breath, only to release it after he heard her get back in.
"So...what did you do after?" He heard...Sango? say.
"Well, I kind of got a little freaked out. I mean, I told you how hideous he was..." Miroku's eyes widened. Kagome thought that he looked hideous? 'I didn't know that...well, I guess we're going to have to fix that won't we?' He thought to himself, and turned to leave the area, but then turned around when remembering the girls. He peeked from behind the bushes...only to see a rock. 'DAMN IT...' He thought, glaring daggers at the rock. 'STUPID ROCK...' Sighing, he turned and left to go back to the campsite to start planning on how to get Kagome to like how he looked. 'Hideous...yea right. She MUST be blind...'
"Poor you. I mean, if I were stuck with a guy as ugly as Tsuyeta, I would probably run. Did you?"
"No...I couldn't. I mean, he was right in front of me...and it wouldn't be very polite, right? I mean, he DID save me from that idiot Sutoya."
"Yea...I guess. I mean, like you said, it was like a nightmare..."
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Miroku walked back to the campsite, thinking, which he still was doing now. He was thinking so hard, he almost didn't hear Kagome and Sango enter the clearing, hair wet and dripping.
"Hello Miroku. Inuyasha."
"Feh." Inuyasha replied. Miroku didn't say anything, which made Kagome look at him weird, but didn't comment.
'Maybe he's just busy...staring at the twigs...' She thought to herself, frowning. 'Why am I so upset that he's not saying hi? I mean...I never did before...oh well. Better get started on dinner. Sun's almost gone.' Kagome thought, looking up at the sky. She sighed and set her things down, grabbing the cooking utensils.
"Um...Miroku? Where's the firewood?" Kagome asked after looking down and finding no brown spots. Well, there were brown spots, but not any that looked like wood.
"Oh! Um..." Miroku stuttered, thinking up an excuse. 'Shit! I forgot all about the wood!' "Um...I...dropped it?" He said, wincing inwardly at the stupid excuse.
Sango raised an eyebrow. "You...dropped it. Right. And why didn't you pick. It. Up."
"Um...I didn't notice...I dropped it?" He answered, and heard Inuyasha snort.
"Huh...right. Well, why don't you and your numb arms go get some more firewood then." Sango suggested, shaking with suppressed laughter. Miroku just nodded dumbly and walked into the forest with other things on his mind other than firewood.
A few paces into the woods, he stopped and sat down on a log, and continued thinking about the current disaster.
'So...Kagome thinks I'm hideously horrendous, huh? Well, I suppose I'll just have to prove her wrong, won't I? But how?' He thought, and came up with an idea. 'Yes...I think that just might work. It can't fail. And it'll be fun too.' He thought with an perverted smile and walked back to camp again.
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A/N: Okay. This is REALLY short, I know. Think of it as a...preview to what's comming up. Also, although this is a continuation od Sweet Dreams, it will not have the same plot, though I will mention some scenes from it. So, it's almost like a while new story. And although I said that it would be in TDEMA, I decided not to. HEHE...
Hope you like it! Expect another story of mine (one-shot) soon.