InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Impossible Mission ❯ Miss Ikeda's Detention ( Chapter 6 )

Detention

-Second bell-

Everyone stopped immediately. Inu-yasha dropped Sango and Sango's anger abated.  All of them scrambled to their lockers and ran for their last class, history. Unfortunately, the door was closed.  Kagome was the one to knock.  The door opened. “You all are late.” The female teacher stated. “Get in.”  They all entered and sat at their assigned seats.  “Wait!” The teacher said. “Who are you two?”  “Uh, we're two new transferred students.” Miroku replied.  “Let me see your schedules.”  The two boys handed their them.  “Proves to show you're telling the truth, but it doesn't excuse the fact you four are late, you all have detention after school.” The teacher said. “Sit down.”  The four of them groaned.

“Okay students; open your books to page 27.”  The class quickly followed her orders.  “I do not like this teacher, is she always like this?” Inu-yasha whispered over.  “All the time.” Kagome nodded. Kagome just noticed Inu-yasha was sitting next to her again. “I'll just let it go.”  Miroku on the other hand was sitting diagonally from Sango, gazing at her.  Sango showed him a fist and he turned his head quickly.  The teacher continued reading the page, about World War 2.

Inu-yasha had his book up hiding his face. “God, this boring. I can't take anymore of this shit.” He thought. Inu-yasha's mind trailed off and thought about what happened in the cafeteria. “Kikyo, I hope this doesn't disrupt me from this mission.” Then he looked over at Kagome again who was trying to pay attention, but you could tell she wanted to sleep through this shitty class.  Inu-yasha sighed and turned away.  “The boy with the blue cap which you shouldn't be wearing, I'll let that slide for now.” The teacher called.

Inu-yasha was elbowed by Kagome. “What?” He whispered annoyed.  Kagome pointed to the front. “She means you.”  Inu-yasha raised his head from behind the book. “Yeah?”  “Since you're so interested in the book, you read the next paragraph.”  Inu-yasha sighed heavily. “Okay, where are we?”  “You should know, since you're so hooked to the book.” The teacher replied, sarcastically.  “Is this teacher on to me?” He thought.  “Paragraph 3 on page 28.” Kagome whispered, not looking at him.  “Thanks.” He said silently. He coughed and began. He read the paragraph groggily but well.

“Okay, stop there.” The teacher spoke. “At least you can read.”  “What do you mean by that?!” Inu-yasha frowned.  “Are you talking back to your teacher?” The teacher posed loudly, raising an eyebrow.  Inu-yasha snorted. “No, ma'am.” And he hid his head back.  “That's what I thought.” The teacher nodded. “What's your name young man?” The teacher requested.  Inu-yasha re-lifted his head this time with a pout. “It's Hitome Inu-yasha.” Then hid himself again.  “Inu…yasha…good. And how `bout you over there?”  “Uh…Kurama Miroku.” He answered. “Inu-washa; that will be a good name to call.” She repeated. “It's Inu-yasha, not Washa.” Inu-yasha corrected.  “Okay, Inu-yasha, what do you plan on learning in history?” The teacher asked.

Inu-yasha laid the book down and faced the teacher like she was crazy. “Okay, what? Whatever you're going to teach. What question is that?”  The teacher smirked. “Okay, I hope you'll enjoy this class.” Then she went back to teaching. “Ookay…”  Kagome giggled.  “What are you laughing at?” Inu-yasha sneered.  “I think she likes you.” She giggled more.  “Keh, who is she?”  “Miss Ikeda.”  “Alright class, for homework, do pages 29-32.” The teacher listed.  The class moaned.  “Come on guys, I finally went lenient and this is what I get?” Miss Ikeda sighed. “15 minutes, okay, you have the rest of the class to yourselves.”

Most of the students were set in groups talking with one another as other students were finishing up the pages they were assigned.  Kagome, Sango, Miroku and Inu-yasha were actually sitting together in a group talking.  Sango, who loves history like no other was working on her questions. “You guys are stupid; if you work on it now you won't have any homework on this.”  “You're right Sango." Miroku agreed, trying to get on her good side.  Sango slightly frowned. “Whatever.”  The four “friends” exchanged answers and were all done, just on time for the bell.  “Where are all of you going?” Miss Ikeda asked, tapping her foot.  “I'm going to call my mom to tell her I'll be home later.” Kagome replied. “Me too.” Sango noted.  “So will I.” Miroku added as an excuse.  “And how about you?” Miss Ikeda said.  “I- don't need too, I'll stay here.” Inu-yasha shrugged.  “Great, I'll get to know you better.” Miss Ikeda smirked.  “Oh man.” Inu-yasha mumbled. “Good luck.” Miroku nudged slightly.  “Feh.”

The others left Inu-yasha and Miss Ikeda alone.  “Well sit down; I don't think you want to stand for an hour.” Miss Ikeda spoke, correcting remaining tests.  Inu-yasha sat down in a desk faraway in the back corner.  “Are you afraid of me?” Miss Ikeda asked lifting her head.  "No!" He spoke. "I just don't like people you." He grumbled in thought.  “You're an interesting student, you're hair is silver and your features are different from them others.” Miss Ikeda commented. “Does everyone need to look alike?” Inu-yasha scoffed.  “Are you from around here?” “Yes, of course I am, I mean I do travel a lot but…” Inu-yasha responded.  “Oh? What do you do?” The teacher wondered.  Inu-yasha cleared his throat. “I don't think that's any of your business teach.” “No, I suppose it isn't.” She shrugged and continued.  Inu-yasha finally turned to her while she was looking down at her class' tests.  "Crazy teacher."

Kagome was at her locker calling her house with her lime green cell phone. “Hello, mom?” “Yes dear?” Her mom answered. “I have to stay after school for an hour, okay?” She stated.  “Alright, get home safely.”  “I will bye.” Kagome spoke. “Bye, hun.”  The phone line went silent and she snapped it shut.  “Okay, I'm done let's go back.” Kagome spoke.  “Alright dad, see you in a few.” Sango said, hanging up her lemon colour cell phone.  Sango and Kagome began to go back when they heard Miroku yelling through the public phone.

“Mushin!” Miroku yelled, making the girls stumble. “Mushin, will you put down the damn sake and just listen for once; I'm staying at school for a bit you got that?” Miroku noted loudly. “Y-yeah, -hiccup-  why do you need to tell me that, you usually stay out all night?" Mushin answered.  Miroku held the phone tighter and whispered.  "I know I just don't want to make things look suspicious." Then turned back to seriousness."Alright but -hiccup- don't do anything you're not supposed to now.” Mushin replied with another hiccup.  “That goes double for you.” Miroku snorted, hanging up the phone.

“Who's Mushin?” Kagome asked.  “Huh, oh it's you two; that was my uncle.” He answered.  “Uncle; is your uncle an alcoholic?” Sango asked.  Miroku nodded. “For as long as I can remember.” “Oh.” She responded then thought, "That's too bad."  The three students walked back to class. Sango was on the opposite side from Miroku.

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“Teach, why are you so inquisitive about me?” Inu-yasha wondered.  “I don't know, but there's something about you that rings a bell.” Miss Ikeda answered.  “Hm?”  “We're back!” Kagome noted.  “We'll continue another day.” Miss Ikeda stated.  Inu-yasha raised an eyebrow but ignored the last comment. Kagome and the rest sat down at separate sections so they couldn't talk to each other.  They were all assigned to write 800 lines about “I will be on time for my classes.” “I went pretty soft on you all so bare with it.” The teacher said.

Minutes passed.

“Man, is my hand aching, it's goin' numb.” Miroku complained silently in his corner, flexing out his wrist and fingers.  Inu-yasha took a glance at his watch. “This is stupid; I'm supposed to be on a mission and here I am writing bloody lines. This I have to say is the most stressful mission yet.”  Kagome sighed. “How much longer must this take, well at least I'm not alone.”  Sango who had a little trick of her own already reached 760 lines and yawned. “Geez, if that pervert didn't grope me, we wouldn't have been in this situation.”  Miss Ikeda looked at her watch. “Thirty minutes left okay, everyone pencils down.” She announced. “Doesn't matter if you're done or not.”  Everyone wasted no time and dropped them.

“I have another job for you to do.” “Oh boy, now what?” Inu-yasha commented.  Miss Ikeda pulled out two buckets and four window wipers. “You can guess what.” They all groaned.  “All of you guys need to wash the board. And the way I do it,” Referring to Miroku and Inu-yasha. “We erase everything then wet the board from left to right only going down to prevent streaks. Afterwards wash it the same way but instead with soap, then again rinse it off in the repeating order.” Miss Ikeda explained. “Understand?” “Crystal!” Miroku and Inu-yasha replied. Miss Ikeda walked out of the class. “Be done by the time I get back.” Then she left.

“Guys, since we're four we could do this in a jiff; let's split this.” Kagome suggested. “Shot gun erasing.” Sango quickly called out. “Rinsing.” Miroku answered after. “I'll go after Sango with wetting the board once.” Kagome declared. “And I guess I'm left with the actual washing.” Inu-yasha shrugged. Sango got started right away, but she couldn't get the very top. “How does the teacher end up writing up here anyway?” “Here, a chair would be more helpful.” Miroku suggested. “Huh?” Then she snorted. “I didn't need you to do that.”

After Kagome used one of the wipers and ran through with the water in the sequence she was told followed by Inu-yasha. There was already puddle creating on the floor. The clumsy Kagome she was, slipped falling back first, but was automatically caught before her back collided with the floor, by Inu-yasha. “Whoa, cool reflexes.” Kagome commented with a smile. Inu-yasha smirked down at her. “Clumsy.” Then they both stared. Sango and Miroku both coughed. Inu-yasha shook his head and brought her up to her feet. “Who's rinsing the board?” “Me.” Miroku answered. “Then do it.” Inu-yasha scoffed.  Miroku shrugged and went to it and was done. They all stared at the dripping board.

“Um I think we're supposed to reduce the water off the board, who'll do that?” Miroku wondered. “Oh my gosh! I'll just do it.” Sango sighed, and pulled out a wiper turning it over to the actual wiping part, wiping away the extra water. “Done.” “Wait you guys, why don't we wash the brushes too?” Kagome recommended. “Why?” The rest responded. Kagome found it a little funny the way they answered like they were a perfect choral. “So that the board will be less dirty for now;  it'll be easier for cleanup duty.” Kagome giggled in between her words.  “Why are you laughing?” Sango asked.  “Nothing, I'm done.” She responded shaking her head and taking the brushes from the board.

Each of them took a brush and washed them in the two buckets. Kagome twitched slightly and accidentally splashed water on Inu-yasha; she dropped the brush in the bucket immediately. “Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to…”  Inu-yasha wiped the water from his face. “Nah, it's okay I was feeling warm anyway.”  Kagome nodded still apologetically and continued washing the brush. Inu-yasha smirked and put his hand in the water and flicked the water on to her.  “Hey.” Kagome wiped the water away and looked up again. “You did that on purpose, didn't you?” “Oops, that was an accident.” Inu-yasha teased, trying to repeat in her voice.  “Inu-yasha…this is your fault!” Kagome shouted. “What?”

Kagome scooped the water in her cup like hands and tossed it on him. “You made me do it.”  Inu-yasha shook his head. “So that's the way you want it.” “You guys are acting like children. I do hope you all know this is chalk water you're--” Sango stated but was cut off.  Inu-yasha threw even more water at Kagome, but most of it went on Sango instead. Kagome gasped. “Inu-yasha…” Sango growled.  Miroku couldn't help but snicker at Sango.  Sango glared at him. “You find it funny, pervert; how do you like it then?” She said and gave a hard splash on Miroku. Miroku spat out the water and shook his hair. “That was so uncalled for, Sango; now you'll pay.”

All of them ended up throwing water at each other when suddenly the sound of footsteps were approaching making all of them freeze. “Oh no, what are we doing?” Kagome gasped. “Well you started it.” Inu-yasha stated. “Never mind that, we got to get this cleaned and quick.” Sango declared. Everyone nodded and quickly put the brushes back on the board's sill. Kagome ran to the back of the class opening the storage door, pulling out a couple of mops. Kagome tossed them at the others hoping they would catch them.

Inu-yasha and Sango caught them effortlessly, but the completely lost boy turned around and got hit in the face with the mop's handle.  “What an idiot. And he's supposed to be my partner.” Inu-yasha sighed.  Sango then covered her mouth and started to giggle then burst out in laughter.  “These girls laugh so randomly, it's scary.” Inu-yasha mumbled. As he began mopping rapidly.  Miroku turned red as he watched her laughing at him, she's usually ready to kill him but this time she was laughing. “I've never seen her smile like that, it's kind of cute.”  The door knob shook and they did their random speed clean up that only anime can do and finished in seconds and quickly put back the mops where they were kept.

Miss Ikeda walked in and was in shock. “What did you guys so?”  They all bowed their heads in shame. “Miss Ikeda we got kinda carried away and…” Kagome's sentence was cut short. “You sure did, you've not only done a good job on the board, but you cleaned the brushes and even the floor.” Technically the floor was cleaned by them rapidly washing the water away, so they wouldn't get caught, but they kept it that way. Miss Ikeda smiled. “And guess what its four; you can all go home now.  “Thank you.” They all said.

“By the way it seems you're all soaked; what happened, it's almost as if you all had a water fight.” Miss Ikeda chuckled.  They all froze and chuckled nervously and ran out the class room door.  “They sure are in a rush, crazy kids.”  They all panted outside the school grounds. “Man it felt like I just escaped from prison.” Miroku spoke.  “Yeah, let's get going.” Inu-yasha suggested.

The all nodded in agreement.

End of chapter

Well it seems this is a whole new mission put together. If some of you are wondering why Miroku calls Mushin to stay over at school is because he actually lives with him and Mushin has no clue about Miroku's secret job, or does he? Anyway, if he knew he wouldn't really pay attention since he's drunk most of the time. One funny thing about this is that Mushin doesn't even notice Miroku's strange absences for weeks or even months.

Anyway you all tell me what you thought about that chapter. I personally thought it was a very random chapter but the teacher might become important in the story. She mentions Inu-yasha rings a bell I wonder what connection they have. Hmm…

Well that said I'm out, remember leave your comments.