InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Inuyasha Cast: The Off Stage Story ❯ The Lost Cell Phone ( Chapter 4 )

(Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha.
An: Wheee! I haven't gotten many fanmail or ideas from viewers but oh well. My older sister has been bothering me with her ideas. So I decided, since its the weekend, I would update. Also this has a few cuss words, curtusy of Inuyasha's mouth.)

~Fanmail~

Dear Sesshoumaru-sama-the great Taiyoukai,

I still say you're the greatest-even if you're related to that dimwit Inuyasha. I wouldn't tolerate it if you leave the show-even if you would excel-it's just that the show needs you. It wouldn't have a piont if you're not there. I have a question-What's that fluffy thing you carry on you're oh so manly shoulder?

Signed,

Just Curious

Sesshomaru smiles and just basks in the glory of his fan mail while Inuyasha pouts and mutters things like "What's so great about him?" and "I am NOT a dimwit...".

"Of course this show wouldn't excel without me. Inuyasha can barely get himself dressed in the morning let alone hold this show together. And that 'fluffy thing' as you call it happens to signify my high rank as well as the rest of my attire." (An: Read my AN on chapter 5 to get the full details on this theory.) Sesshomaru finishes answering the letter, his ego obviously has been boosted greatly..

~Before Takes~

Shippo has not arrived for work but the other cast members arrived about five minutes earlier. Inuyasha is attempting to have a cup of coffee but Sesshomaru seems to always be a step ahead and foils his attempts at it.

Inuyasha holds his coffee mug, full to the brim with coffee. He looks around shadily to see if anyone is watching. He moves the cup up to his lips to take a sip, when a dart comes through the air smashing his cup. Inuyasha whirls around to glare at his brother. "God damnit, Sesshomaru! All I want is a cup of fricking coffee!"

Sesshomaru shakes his head slightly. "No. You aren't going to have coffee. I'm not going to have you jittering around like a imbecile all day, afraid of your own shadow." Inuyasha stomps off muttering.

Miroku, who had been nearby nods in agreement. "Yes, it would completely ruin everyone's day to have you acting as such." He walks off to go find Sango.

Shippo is still nowhere to be found. Kikyo seems to be the only one that even looks slightly worried. She has taken to pacing back and forth in front of the doorway. "Ohh! Where's that poor little kitsune! What if he got hurt?"

Kagome glances at Kikyo. "Shippo will be fine. He probably just overslept or something."

Jaken is back on his cellphone, complaining to his agents about his part in the show again. Sesshomaru gets tired of hearing his constant complaints and snatches the cell phone away, and flings it out the window of the studio.

Shippo, who happened to be walking by the studio window, gets hit in the head with Jaken's cellphone. He notices it to be Jaken's and hides it in his vest for future refernence. He enters the studio, and Kikyo hugs him saying how glad she was that he wasn't hurt.

Jaken has taken to moping about the set, for the loss of his cellphone. Shippo is deciding between giving it back to Jaken or using it to blackmail him.

Shippo has opted to give back Jaken's cellphone to him, for a price of course. He goes over to Jaken and they start bargining.

Jaken reluctantly hands Shippo his Staff of Two Heads in return for his cellphone. Shippo gets to borrow the staff until the takes begin if he gave Jaken his cellphone back unharmed. Shippo looks around for things to try the staff on.

Inuyasha's hair is now on fire due to what the other cast members call a 'freak accident'. Koga is rolling on the floor laughing at Inuyasha's misfortune. No one, except for Sesshomaru but he isn't telling, notices Shippo giggling fircely while trying to hide the Staff of Two Heads behind his back as he watches Inuyasha run around with his hair on fire.

Inuyasha put his hair out by dunking his head in the toliet bowl. Shippo returns that Staff of Two Heads to Jaken now that he has finished tormenting Inuyasha. Sesshomaru has to refrain himself of taking a picture of Inuyasha with his head in the toliet bowl.

~Takes~

Take 1 (this one is by Swordz):
Kagome: "SIT BOY!" *says louder than normaly*
Inuyasha: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" *goes through the floor*
*everybody laughing*
Director: "THATS NOT FUNNY WE ARE AT THE TOP OF A 25 STORY BUILDING!!"
Inuyasha's body twitchs at the bottom of the building
Inuyasha: "S-s-stupid wench" *goes unconcious*
Kagome: "I HEARD THAT!!" *throws a shoe down there on him*

Take 2:
Koga: *comes running on stage towards Kagome and Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: "Great! Stupid wolf boy is here."
Koga: *walks over to Kagome and takes her hands* "Ready to dump this muttface and come with a real warrior."
Inuyasha: "Real warrior my ass."
Kagome: *eye twitches and she falls backwards*
Inuyasha and Koga: *blinks and look down at Kagome*
Inuyasha: "Whats wrong with her?"
Koga: "I don't know. I don't remember this being in the script..."
Sesshomaru: *yells at them from off stage* "Thats because its not in the script! She probably fainted from your hideous odor!"
Koga: *growls at Sesshomaru*
Inuyasha: "At least he's not insulting me..."

Take 3:
Shippo: *starts coloring pictures with crayons that Kagome had 'brought back from her era'*
Inuyasha: *looks at pictures from over Shippo's shoulder* HEY!"
*Pictures turn out to be plans to get Inuyasha and Kagome together*
Shippo: *looks up at Inuyasha* "What?"
Inuyasha: *punches Shippo on the head* "I think you take this show to seriously..."
Sesshomaru: "And that my friends is what I call one of Inuyasha's rare moments of slight intelligence. The fact that he was that observant proves that miracles can happen."
Inuyasha: *glares at Sesshomaru* "Shut up!"

Take 4:
Inuyasha: "Your not like her Kagome."
Kagome: *wasn't paying attention to what was going on, stares at Inuyasha blankly* "Huh?"
Inuyasha: "You weren't listening where you?"
Kagome: "No, why?"
Inuyasha: *looks behind her* "No reason." *sees Shippo trying to start one of his plans to get Inuyasha and Kagome together*
Shippo: *standing on a tree above them, doing a rain dance to get it to rain*
Inuyasha: "What the hell?"
Kagome: *turns around and sees Shippo* "Uhhh, Shippo what are you doing?"
Shippo: "Eeep! You spotted me!" *scurries down the tree*
Inuyasha: *grabs him by the back of his clothes and brings him back* "What were you doing?"
Shippo: "A uhhhh, rain dance..."
Kagome: "You do know we're inside right?"
Kagome and Inuyasha: *Inuyasha drops Shippo and Kagome and Inuyasha burst out laughing*
Shippo: *walks off looking angry and slightly embaressed*

Take 5:
*starts raining inside over the set*
Shippo: *points up to the rain clouds* "HA! You all said I was crazy but look its raining!"
Sesshomaru: *glances up at the clouds* "No. Thats just Hiten and Maten." Shippo: *looks at the ground, looking defeated* "Oh."
Director: *sighs* "Well, I guess we'll have to continue tomorrow since the set's wet now!" *glares up at Hiten and Maten*

~After the Takes~
Koga is still looking slightly pissed at Sesshomaru's earlier comment and is still sending Sesshomaru death glares from across the room. Sesshomaru ignores them and watches Rin finger paint. Inuyasha has crashed on the couch in the studio since he was tired. Rin looks at Inuyasha and grins. She sneaks over to him and starts to finger paint on his face. Sesshomaru makes no move to stop her and instead prepares to take a picture of Inuyasha's face when Rin's done.

Kikyo is watching Jaken and Kagome have an agruement over who gets the last cup of coffee and the last doughnut. "I need it to help wake myself up!" Jaken argues while clutching his staff.

Kagome glares at him. "To wake yourself up from what? You weren't even in a scene today!"

Jaken growls at her. "To wake myself from your bad acting of course." Kikyo walks past them as the agrue and takes the last cup of coffee and doughnut. Jaken and Kagome don't notice and Kagome kicks Jaken out of her way to discover that what she had been fighting over wasn't there. Kagome stomps off, muttering.

Sango starts to nod off as she sits against a wall in the studio. Miroku takes a seat next to her with his hand inching towards her. His hand reaches its target and a slap can be heard throughout the studio as well as a scream. "PERVERT!!"

Miroku walks away, whistling to himself, with a red slap mark on his right cheek. He has a silly grin on his face and stops when he sees Inuyasha's now painted on face. Miroku's grin vanishes and he points and laughs at Inuyasha's face. Inuyasha wakes up from the laughter and glares at the monk. "Whats so damn funny, monk?"

Miroku surpresses his laughter and adopts a serious look on his face. "Nothing." Inuyasha walks off thinking how strange that was. Miroku notices the smug look on Sesshomaru's face. "So, how long do you plan on letting Inuyasha not know about his face, Sesshomaru?"

Sesshomaru smiles slightly as he replys. "At least until we get home. That idiot won't realize it unless someone tells him, directly."

A few hours later, Inuyasha is still walking around clueless as to why everyone is laughing when they see him. The director tries not to laugh as he makes an annocement. "I'm gonna try an experiment for the show! Its a surprise so come to work prepared tomorrow!"

Inuyasha looks at the director, questioningly. "If its a surprise then how can we come prepared?"

Sesshomaru sighs and looks at his brother. "Shut up, Inuyasha."

(An: So ends another day at the Inuyasha studio. Don't forget to Rate and Review. I don't mind if you send me flames just make sure you have something to support it. I'm also open to new ideas if you have any.)