InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Inuyasha Cast: The Off Stage Story ❯ Pink Bunnies ( Chapter 3 )

Day 3

~*~Fan mail~*~ (AN: Yes they got fan mail. Surprising isn't it? Just to let oyu people know I have this on two different sites and I got the fan mail for the cast on the other site)

Inuyasha walks over to a CD player and inserts a CD. He turns it on and Blues Clues' Mail Time music starts playing. Sesshomaru immediately breaks the CD player and glares at the other cast members. "Okay, who gave Inuyasha a Blues Clue's CD?"

Miroku whistles and slowly starts to walk away with his hands behind his back, holding an empty Blues Clue's CD. Sesshomaru tosses the remains of the CD player at Miroku and it hits him in the head. The director sighs and looks at them. "Just answer the fanmail already so we can get started with today's takes and headaches…"

Letter 1:
Dear Inuyasha,
I love your show! It's the best! I watch it every week and I never get bored.
signed,
anime fan
P.S. Can you please send me an autographed photo of Kouga?

Inuyasha grins at the fact that he got fan mail and that at some people were devoted enough to watch it every week. He rereads the letter and pouts when he realizes that they asked for an autographed photo of Kouga. "Stupid wolf. Why would anyone want a picture of him anyway…."

Kouga was beaming as he sat behind Inuyasha as he gets an autographed photo of himself ready for the mail. "Gotta give the fans what they want!" He walks off to mail the letter to the `anime fan' leaving Inuyasha sulking.

Letter 2:
Dear Miroku,
I love the show, and I think of you as a role model. One thing though, how do you get close enough to the girls to touch them, I know it's all just in the script, but what would the REAL miroku do, I need some pointers.
Signed,
lecher in training

Miroku smiles as he answers the letter. "It takes many years of practice to be able to fo it. Keep trying I'm sure you'll get the hang of it. As for advice: I'm not gonna reveal my secrets! You'll have to find them out on your own." As he spook his hand was inching closer to Sango. Sango glares at him as she senses his hand coming closer and whacks him on the head before his hand can reach his destination. She walks off muttering threats to Miroku.

Letter 3:
Dear Naraku,
You're the best evil villain ever! You really pull off the evil, malicous, kinda person, and it makes me wonder...how would describe yourself? Not your character, but you personally?
Signed,
Curious

"I do play a good villain, don't I? Naraku looks like he's thinking hard after he finishes his statement about being a good villain. "How would I describe myself? Lets see… I'd probably have to say I'm extremely creative!"

Inuyasha snorts as he hears how Naraku describes himself. "More like a pansy to me…"

Sesshomaru smacks Inuyasha on the back of the head. "I should video tape you after you have coffee so you can see how you act. It's the most pathetic thing I could ever imagine anything doing." Inuyasha immediately shuts up.

Letter 4:
Dear Kagome and Inuyasha,
I know in the series, there is something going on between the two characters. Is there any romantic relationship off stage?
Signed,
Romantic Novel Reader

Kagome puts her hand on her forehead at the letter. "That's only in the show! I don't have feelings for Inuyasha." She glances over at him. "At least I don't think I do…" Inuyasha puts his finger in his ear and pulls out some earwax. He looks as if hes inspecting it. Kagome's eye starts to twitch as she watches him. "Nope, I defiantly don't have feelings for him."

Letter 5:
Dear Jaken,
I seriously think you should leave the show...
Signed,
Hater of the Icky-yucky-bumpy-toad/frog-thingy

Jaken glares at the letter as if if he glares hard enough the letter, and the writer of the letter, will burst into flames. "I would if I could, but I have a stupid contract to this show! Stupid agents…"

Letter 6:
Dear Sesshoumaru (a.k.a. Fluffy),
I think you're the best character on the show! You're way better than the others! Why don't you get your own show and leave the other suckers behind?
Signed,
Rabid Fluffy Fangirl

Sesshomaru smiles elegantly. "I already know that I am the best character in the show and that I should get my own show. I haven't put much thought into it until now. I think I will need to talk to my agents about this."

Inuyasha snorts. "As if anyone would watch a show with you as the star!"

Sesshomaru smiles malevolently at Inuyasha. "I'm going to let that comment slip because I have a ton of things I could use to blackmail you. So if I were you I would be careful." For the second time today Inuyasha immediately shuts up.

~*~Today's Scenes~*~

Take 1

Inuyasha: *gets out of his fighting stance, with the Tetsusaiga drawn and transformed, and smiles resolutely* "That's it! I'm gonna use Tetsusaiga to cut people's hair and become a barber!"

Kagome: *looks at Inuyasha like he's insane* "What the hell are you talking about!?"

Sesshomaru: *sighs and watches Inuyasha who is ranting and raving in the backround about becoming a barber* "Everyone once in a while he gets the silly notion in his head that he wants to become a barber. I'm really starting to get annoyed by this."

Kagome: *looks to Sesshomaru* "How often does it happen?"

Sesshomaru: "At least once a week." *he glares at Inuyasha and tosses a hefty branch at him* "Shut up! Your not becoming a barber!"

Inuyasha: *gets hit in the head with the branch and is knocked unconscious*

Take 2

Inuyasha: *after he woke up he comes back onto stage with a chocolate bar* "I just love chocolate!"

Sesshomaru: *looks at Inuyasha like he's an idiot* "You know chocolate is bad for dog's

Inuyasha: "So?"

Sesshomaru: "Your half dog demon."

Inuyasha: "So?"

Sesshomaru: *pulls out his camera* "Nevermind. Just eat your chocolate."

Inuyasha: *shrugs his shoulder and eats his chocolate. He starts to gag it out* "What the hell…!?"

Sesshomaru: *catches the moment on flim* "You really think you would have learned not to eat chocolate when you tried it 2 years ago. Even with my attempts to warn you, you still eat it."

Take 3

Kagome: "SIT, BOY!"

Inuyasha: *falls to the ground and his rosary (AN: I think that's what the beads are called) breaks. He jumps up* "I'm free! I'm free, I'm free!" *he runs around excitedly and runs into a lamp post that's really out of place on the set* "Okay who put this lamp post in my moment of triumph!?"

Random Intern: *walks on stage and grabs the lamp post* "So that's where I put it!"

Inuyasha: *glares at the intern and chases him* "Why you!"

Random Intern: "*drops lamp post and runs for life* "Ahhhhh!"

Take 4
Inuyasha: *is still chasing intern*

Miroku: "I really think we should help that intern. But its so funny to watch!"

Sesshomaru: "I might as well help the intern since everyone else is to stupid or lazy to. Hey, intern! Just show Inuyasha a fluffy cute bunny! Preferably pink!"

Random Intern: *stops and blinks at this information. As Inuyasha nears he pulls out a pink fluffy bunny from his pocket and shoves it Inuyasha's direction*

Inuyasha: *skids to a halt and runs in the other direction* "Evil pink bunny of death!"
Random Intern: "*gets evil look on face and starts to chase Inuyasha with the bunny*

Sesshomaru: *grabs intern by collar to stop him from chasing Inuyasha* "You can not terrorize my younger half brother. That's my job. You were lucky I let you scare him that much. Understood?" *the intern nods*" "Good. NOW GO GET ME MY ICE WATER AND MAKE SURE ITS COLD!"

Random Intern: *runs off to get cold ice water*

Inuyasha: *locks himself into a cabinet*

Miroku: "*looks at Sesshomaru strangely* "How did Inuyasha's fear of bunnies begin?"

Sesshomaru: "When he was younger a little fluffy pink rabbit came over to him and bite the head off of his favorite toy, ended up puking it back out on him, and spent the rest of the afternoon trying to run away from the rabbit."

Inuyasha: *after he hears the story and a yell can be heard coming from the cabnet* "MR. WUGGLES!!!"

~*~After the Takes~*~

Sesshomaru retrieves his cold ice water and is satisfied to find that it meets up to his standards. Everyone but Inuyasha, who refuses to come out of the cabinet because of the `evil pink bunny of death', leaves to go home early because of the long tiring day.