InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Inuyasha Cast: The Off Stage Story ❯ Untitled ( Chapter 2 )

Day 2
~Before Today's Scenes~

Naraku was still moping about over the lose of his poor flowers. He could be heard muttering things like "How could she ruin such a work of art!" and "My poor, poor flowers..." every once in a while. Sesshomaru came in a waaay better mood than yesturday. He had his normal emtionless face on (the one he uses in the show), preparing for today's scenes.

This time Inuyasha didn't have any coffee today. It always made him jittery and 'freaked out' (which you all witnessed in Day 1). He just sat on the couch watching Naraku mope about. "Pansy..." He muttered.

Kikyo walked over to Naraku and patted him on the back, trying to cheer him up. Kagome was drinking her morning coffee and Shippo was drawing pictures of Kagome 'sitting' Inuyasha. Jaken happened to be complianing to his agents about him having to play a 'stupid henchmen' to a 'poodle' (his reference is to Sesshomaru's demon form). Sesshomaru tosses a chair at Jaken's head when he hears that he is being referred to as a 'poodle'.

Rin starts making flower chains with some flowers that she picked up on the way to the studio and hums a happy tune. The directer calls the cast members they need on stage to start today's scenes.

~Bloopers of them on set~ (A/N= Just had to add this part. And sorry if I make any of the cast members look like complete idiots. Just remember that its extremely early in the morning.)

Take 1
Kagome: *breaks out laughing*
Inuyasha: "What the hells your problem!"
Kagome: *she laughs and points to his feet*
Inuyasha: *looks down at his feet and realizes he left his shoes on*
Director: "How could you forget to take off your shoes, Inuyasha!?"
Sesshomaru: "You should have seen what happened this morning. He almost forgot to put his pants on before he left the house."
Inuyasha: "I did not! Besides it was hot this morning....
Sesshomaru: "It was 75 degrees you moron!"

Take 2
Kagome: "Sit!"
Inuyasha: *waits five minutes before realizing that Kagome said Sit and falls to the ground*
Kagome: *looks down into the hole that Inuyasha made five minutes late* "He really needs to work on his timing. Or start paying attention more..."
Sesshomaru: "I don't think he can. He doesn't have enough brain power..."
*growls can be heard coming from the hole that Inuyasha seems stuck in*

Take 3
Inuyasha: *charges at Kagura and trips over a root*
Kagura: *glares at Inuyasha* "Right when I finish getting my make-up ready and ready to do this scene you go and mess it up! Stupid bufoon!"
Kagome: *sighs* Sesshomaru was right. He did get dropped to many times as a baby..."
Shippo: *looks at Inuyasha who has his face planted in the ground* "Shouldn't we help him up?"
Sesshomaru: "No wait a minute." *takes a few pictures* "There! Now you can help him up. I'm gonna go put this on the internet now..." *walks off to find a computer*

Take 4
Inuyasha: *prepares to whack Shippo on the head*
Shippo: *squeals and runs off set*
Director: "Thats not part of the script Shippo!"
Shippo: "I know. Its just I already got hit five times by him today. Why do we have to do this scene over and over?"
Director: "Do get different camera angles!"
Shippo: *mutters as he walks slowly back on stage* "I'll give you different camera angles..."

Take 5
Rin: "Lord Sesshomaru! Uhhh, what was the rest of my line?"
Sesshomaru: *sighs and shows Rin a copy of the script*
Rin: *looks at it questionally* "Its says that "Lord Sesshomaru is a stupid idiot moron..."
Sesshomaru: *looks at the script and notices Inuyasha's hard to read hand writing. He flings the script at Inuyasha and looks like at him* "those were the best insults you could come up with? Really, a two year old could have thought of better!"
Inuyasha: *gets hit in the head with the script and walks off stage mumbling* "Can't blame me for trying..."
Sesshomaru: "Actually I can and I will."

~After the Scenes~

Sesshomaru looks at Inuyasha. "But seriously, those insults were truely pathetic."

Inuyasha glares at him form his spot on the couch. "Well excuse me! Its not like everyone can come up with a original insults like you!"

Sesshomaru ignores Inuyasha and walks off to find ways to annoy him and/or himulate him. Jaken is back on the phone with his agents and they hang up on him after 5 seconds of listening to him complain.

Shippo starts to draw a picture of a evil horrible demon killing Inuyasha. He is obviously still upset about being whacked on the head several times.

Kagome falls asleep next to Inuyasha. Kikyo starts intertwining flowers in Inuyasha's hair. "Flowers just look so pretty in long silvery white hair!" Inuyasha replies with a Feh and gets up while shaking the flowers out of his hair.

Sango sighs and watches Inuyasha. "You never would have guess that he was extremly jittering yesturday..." She senses Miroku sneaking up behind her from pratice and starts to walk away while calling back to him. "Don't even think about it."

Miroku tries to catch up with Sango and tell her his 'excuse' for sneaking up behind her. "I was only coming up behind oyu because I saw a .. uhhh spider on you back! Thats it a spider!" Sanog ignores him and continues to walk off.

Rin looks at Shippo's drawing and then starts to put flower chains on random cast member's heads including the interns. The one of the interns looks down at the flower chain and starts feeling a lot better. "Finally someone appreciates my work around here!" Rin stares blankly at the intern and then tosses a flower chain on Naraku's head who is still moping about.

Naraku looks at the flower chain and his reasons for moping about are soon forgotten as he starts to design the flowers in a floral pattern. He grins as he finishes and looks around for more flowers.

Director shakes his head as he looks at them. "Why me? I could have directed movies, but no! I had to direct a TV series. Why me? Why, why why?"