InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Inuyasha Cast: The Off Stage Story ❯ A Day of Sake, Fighting and Dancing! ( Chapter 7 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Rioki 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.29.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 305 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.29.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 305 | Status: Completed
AN: Sorry for the long wait but, as I stated in my profile, my word program decided it didn't like me and wasn't working. But I'm back and I have a new fanfic up, too! Read and review this fanfic and my others if you can!
Song Lyrics
Day 7: A Day of Sake, fighting, and dancing!
Shippo sat on the floor grining ear to ear with a santa hat and elf shoes on as he watched a drunk Sesshomaru walk into a wall for what seemed the fifth time this morning. Kagome glances over the magazine she was reading at Sesshomaru. "Whats wrong with him?"
Inuyasha looks around and walks away whistling slightly. The director pulls the back of Inuyasha's haori (AN: I think thats what its called...) causing him to fall. "Inuyasha, what did you do to Sesshomaru?" Inuyasha only grumbles in response. The director takes a deep breath to calm himself. "Speak up, will you?"
Shippo appears on the directors shoulder. "Inuyasha said that he put some Sake from a Christmas Eve party they went to in his breakfast!" Sesshomaru can be seen in the background rubbing his nose from where it got slammed into the wall, muttering to himself.
The director releases Inuyasha's haori and walks away shaking his head. Inuyasha glares at Shippo and Shippo responds by sticking his tongue out childishly after he jumps off the director's shoulder.
Inuyasha looks ready to maim Shippo when the director annouces for Group 2 to get ready for their proformance. Inuyasha reluctantly goes to Koga and Kagome to prepare for their act as Kagura, Kanna, and Kikyo set up any props they might use and the CD player.
A table with all the judges sitting at it is set off to the side. Sesshomaru lets his head drop onto the table as he rubs the bridge of his nose to try and will his drunkedness away. Lina is looking around for any food that might be laying about while keeping a close eye on Xellos. Ed is crawling on the table as she sniffs it in an attempt to try and find the cookie she lost this morning. Mai is sitting in her chair lady like and waits for the proformance to begin. And Xellos is just sitting in his chair with his trademark smile, all to well aware that Lina is watching him.
~Group 2: Inuyasha, Kagome, and Koga preforming to My Bloody Valentine by Good Charlotte~
Oh my love, Please don't cry, I'll wash off my bloody hands and we'll start a new life,
Inuyasha is mouthing to the words of the song since he refuses to sing at all and Kagome is sitting on her knees with her face in her hands as she pretends to cry.
I ripped out his throat
Inuyasha grins as he pretends to rip out Koga's throat. Koga slumps to the floor like he's dead as Inuyasha glances at his hands with "blood", or ketchep, on them.
And called you on the telephone to take off my disguise
Inuyasha walks over to a prop phone and picks it up to call Kagome.
Just in time to hear you cry, When you mourned the death of your bloody Valentine, The night he died, You mourned the death of your bloody Valentine, One last time,
Kagome is holding another phone to her ear as she fake sobs and crys.
~Chorus~
Oh my love, please don't cry! I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life, I don't know much at all, I don't know wrong from right, all I know is that I love you tonight!
Inuyasha pretends to be begging Kagome, much to his dismay, to stop crying as she sits over Koga "dead" body mourning his "death". Koga remains still and is trying to prevent himself from jumping up and ripping out Inuyasha's throat.
There was... Police and flashing lights! The rain came down so hard that night,
Kagura makes some police car noises, Kanna turns some lights on and off, and Kikyo uses some bubblewrap to try and make the sound of rain.
The headlights read "A Lover Died"!
A newspaper with the headlight "A Lover Died" and a picture of the "bloody murder scene" on the cover tumbles accross the stage.
No tell tale heart was left to find, When you mourned the death of you bloody Valentine, The night he died, You mourned the death of your bloody Valentine, One last time!
As Inuyasha walks past Koga to move closer to Kagome he "accidently" steps on Koga's hand. Koga yelps and grabs Inuyasha ankle and pulls causing Inuyasha to fall on top of Kagome.
~Chorus~
Oh my love, please don't cry! I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life, I don't know much at all, I don't know wrong from right, all I know is that I love you tonight!
Kagome screams with surprise and struggles to get out from under Inuyasha only serving to get tangled up as Koga and Inuyasha roll around trying to kill each other.
Tonight... He dropped you off I followed him home, Then I stood outside his bedroom window, Standing over him he begged me not to do what I knew I had to do because I'm so in love with you!
Kagome finally distangles herself from their fight and stomps off stage to try. Inuyasha and Koga end up rolling into the stage prop window causing it to crash on them. They continue their fight regardless of this.
~Chorus~
Oh my love, please don't cry! I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life, I don't know much at all, I don't know wrong from right, all I know is that I love you tonight!
Inuyasha and Koga roll of the stage in a slightly bloodied and bruised mass.
~Judge's Reviews and Ratings on Group 2~
Sesshomaru- *all his words are slurred due to Inuyasha spiking his breakfeast with Sake* Inuyasha you moron, you completly screwed up you *hiccup* skit scene thing! Great, I'm gonna have a hang over later thanks to you! *starts slamming his head into the Judge's table to try and stop the room from spinning*
Rating: 3 (AN: Mostly because he extremely hates Inuyasha at the moment. You can just guess why.^-^)
Lina Inverse- *wipes cookie crumbs off her clothes and she starts laughing* That was funny! You made the fight look as if it was real and not a fake acting fight! *is oblivious to the fact that it was a real fight and not a reheresed one as she continues to laugh*
Rating: 8
Ed- *looks at Lina as she wipes cookie crumbs off her clothes* So you stole Ed's cookie! *looks back at the stage* Ed liked Dog Man's performance! But Ed wanted to break the window....
Rating: 9
Mai- You should have practiced more. Lazy actors! If your going to do something you should at least try to act like professionals! *looks back down at her card deck that she started rearranging when the fight broke out*
Rating: 4
Xellos- Wonderful emotions coming from the battle scene! *ducks as Lina tosses a chair at him and yells at him.*Lina: "I told you not to feed off anyone's emotions while we were here!" Xellos: "But Lina-san I just couldn't help myself!"
Rating: 9 (AN: Mostly because he got a bit of a buzz off of Inuyasha and Koga's emotions of hatred towards each other.)
~Group 3: Shippo performing and singing to the Chicken Song (AN: he modified it a bit so it should really be modified to something like the Caine Song or some other stupid name like that)~
Shippo walks onto the stage after Kikyo, Kagura, and Kanna had cleaned it up. He fixes his hat as he stands in the center stage. Kikyo pushes play on the CD player and Shippo starts singing his version of the Chicken Song.
I don't wanna be a dog,
Shippo gets into a the normal dog digging position and pretends to dig a hole in the stage.
I don't wanna be a wolf,
Shippo pretends to howl at an invisible moon.
So I'll shake my tail!
Shippo stands up straight and then bends foreward slight to shake his tail. The song and movements repeat for a bit before the music ends. Shippo walks off the stage with a big grin on his face.
~Judges Reviews and Ratings~
Sesshomaru- *is passed out from slamming his head on the Judge's table*
Rating: 10 (AN: This 10 is in Shippo's handwriting.) *in the background Shippo is standing off to the side trying to look as innocent as possible while hiding a green crayon behind his back*
Lina- I have to admit that was pretty cute kid! It was simple, though the music hurt my head from listening to it a few times. *rubs the back of her head*
Rating: 7
Ed- Ed like Fox Boy's funny dance! *Ed starts to imitate Shippo's dance movements while singing the song* Ed doesn't want to be a dog...
Rating: 9
Mai- All I have to say is that it was real cute. Here's a prize, kiddo! *tosses Shippo a Duel Monsters Card*
Rating: 8
Xellos- *eye is slightly twitching* That was sickingly *makes a barf noise* cute.... *looks like he's going to throw up from just saying the word cute*
Rating: 2 (AN: Because it was too cute for a Monster like Xellos to handle!XD)
Shippo sticks his tongue out at Inuyasha and Koga as they come back from their fight. "I got better rating than you guys and I got this card!" Shippo shows them his Duel Monsters Card before running away as Inuyasha starts chasing him.
The director shakes his head. "That actually went slightly better than I though it would go. At least the studio is still in one piece. You guys just need to answer a few fan letter before you can go home!"
~Fan Mail~
Dear Almighty-Kami-sama Sessoumaru the Taiyoukai,
Wow, that was so interesting about your boa. I guess since it's furry and on your shoulder your of a very high rank. I know that you get a lot of mail and all that, since you are very popular *coughfamous*cough* and handsome or hot and rich , not to mention related to that dumbass Inuyasha, can you tell me why you took Rin in? oh and tell Inuyasha to go to hell with Kikyo. Well I have to sacrifice to you so Ja Ne!
Sincerly,
Blue wolf pack leader
Sesshomaru is shaken awake and he quickly reads the letter before responding. "You really brown nose to much. Keep it up, it will get you far in this world! I took Rin in to repay the favor of her trying to help me with my injuries. And I'll do better than to tell Inuyasha to go to hell with Kikyo I'll send him there myself." Sesshomaru nods once before letting his head fall back onto the Judge's table as he dozes off.
Dear Shippo,
Guess what, I luv you! ur so cute and look fuzzy ^_^ oh, um, hehehe, how old are you?
Love,
Crazy_phyco_Stalker
Shippo grins from her comments. "Wait, you want to know how old I am in youkai or human years?" Shippo blinks. "Umm, I'll just tell you how old I am in human years I guess..." Shippo starts counting on his fingers and holds up five. "I'm five years old in human years!" Shippo smiles proudly at his accomplishment and walks off.
The rest of the cast packs up and heads home.Thank you to anyone who actually reads this. The reason I haven't updated this on Mediaminer is that I forgot I had even put my fanfics up on there!XD Thanks to InuGirlTeen with her review actually reminded me that I had put them up on this website.O_o
InuTeenGirl : If only more people like you would review my stories on mediaminer. But lucky for you, due to the popularity of this fanfiction on the other sites I put this up on I will be continuing it!XD I checked your little user page place and I was slightly creeped out. I like a lot of the same things you mentioned you liked. O_o
Song Lyrics
Day 7: A Day of Sake, fighting, and dancing!
Shippo sat on the floor grining ear to ear with a santa hat and elf shoes on as he watched a drunk Sesshomaru walk into a wall for what seemed the fifth time this morning. Kagome glances over the magazine she was reading at Sesshomaru. "Whats wrong with him?"
Inuyasha looks around and walks away whistling slightly. The director pulls the back of Inuyasha's haori (AN: I think thats what its called...) causing him to fall. "Inuyasha, what did you do to Sesshomaru?" Inuyasha only grumbles in response. The director takes a deep breath to calm himself. "Speak up, will you?"
Shippo appears on the directors shoulder. "Inuyasha said that he put some Sake from a Christmas Eve party they went to in his breakfast!" Sesshomaru can be seen in the background rubbing his nose from where it got slammed into the wall, muttering to himself.
The director releases Inuyasha's haori and walks away shaking his head. Inuyasha glares at Shippo and Shippo responds by sticking his tongue out childishly after he jumps off the director's shoulder.
Inuyasha looks ready to maim Shippo when the director annouces for Group 2 to get ready for their proformance. Inuyasha reluctantly goes to Koga and Kagome to prepare for their act as Kagura, Kanna, and Kikyo set up any props they might use and the CD player.
A table with all the judges sitting at it is set off to the side. Sesshomaru lets his head drop onto the table as he rubs the bridge of his nose to try and will his drunkedness away. Lina is looking around for any food that might be laying about while keeping a close eye on Xellos. Ed is crawling on the table as she sniffs it in an attempt to try and find the cookie she lost this morning. Mai is sitting in her chair lady like and waits for the proformance to begin. And Xellos is just sitting in his chair with his trademark smile, all to well aware that Lina is watching him.
~Group 2: Inuyasha, Kagome, and Koga preforming to My Bloody Valentine by Good Charlotte~
Oh my love, Please don't cry, I'll wash off my bloody hands and we'll start a new life,
Inuyasha is mouthing to the words of the song since he refuses to sing at all and Kagome is sitting on her knees with her face in her hands as she pretends to cry.
I ripped out his throat
Inuyasha grins as he pretends to rip out Koga's throat. Koga slumps to the floor like he's dead as Inuyasha glances at his hands with "blood", or ketchep, on them.
And called you on the telephone to take off my disguise
Inuyasha walks over to a prop phone and picks it up to call Kagome.
Just in time to hear you cry, When you mourned the death of your bloody Valentine, The night he died, You mourned the death of your bloody Valentine, One last time,
Kagome is holding another phone to her ear as she fake sobs and crys.
~Chorus~
Oh my love, please don't cry! I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life, I don't know much at all, I don't know wrong from right, all I know is that I love you tonight!
Inuyasha pretends to be begging Kagome, much to his dismay, to stop crying as she sits over Koga "dead" body mourning his "death". Koga remains still and is trying to prevent himself from jumping up and ripping out Inuyasha's throat.
There was... Police and flashing lights! The rain came down so hard that night,
Kagura makes some police car noises, Kanna turns some lights on and off, and Kikyo uses some bubblewrap to try and make the sound of rain.
The headlights read "A Lover Died"!
A newspaper with the headlight "A Lover Died" and a picture of the "bloody murder scene" on the cover tumbles accross the stage.
No tell tale heart was left to find, When you mourned the death of you bloody Valentine, The night he died, You mourned the death of your bloody Valentine, One last time!
As Inuyasha walks past Koga to move closer to Kagome he "accidently" steps on Koga's hand. Koga yelps and grabs Inuyasha ankle and pulls causing Inuyasha to fall on top of Kagome.
~Chorus~
Oh my love, please don't cry! I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life, I don't know much at all, I don't know wrong from right, all I know is that I love you tonight!
Kagome screams with surprise and struggles to get out from under Inuyasha only serving to get tangled up as Koga and Inuyasha roll around trying to kill each other.
Tonight... He dropped you off I followed him home, Then I stood outside his bedroom window, Standing over him he begged me not to do what I knew I had to do because I'm so in love with you!
Kagome finally distangles herself from their fight and stomps off stage to try. Inuyasha and Koga end up rolling into the stage prop window causing it to crash on them. They continue their fight regardless of this.
~Chorus~
Oh my love, please don't cry! I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life, I don't know much at all, I don't know wrong from right, all I know is that I love you tonight!
Inuyasha and Koga roll of the stage in a slightly bloodied and bruised mass.
~Judge's Reviews and Ratings on Group 2~
Sesshomaru- *all his words are slurred due to Inuyasha spiking his breakfeast with Sake* Inuyasha you moron, you completly screwed up you *hiccup* skit scene thing! Great, I'm gonna have a hang over later thanks to you! *starts slamming his head into the Judge's table to try and stop the room from spinning*
Rating: 3 (AN: Mostly because he extremely hates Inuyasha at the moment. You can just guess why.^-^)
Lina Inverse- *wipes cookie crumbs off her clothes and she starts laughing* That was funny! You made the fight look as if it was real and not a fake acting fight! *is oblivious to the fact that it was a real fight and not a reheresed one as she continues to laugh*
Rating: 8
Ed- *looks at Lina as she wipes cookie crumbs off her clothes* So you stole Ed's cookie! *looks back at the stage* Ed liked Dog Man's performance! But Ed wanted to break the window....
Rating: 9
Mai- You should have practiced more. Lazy actors! If your going to do something you should at least try to act like professionals! *looks back down at her card deck that she started rearranging when the fight broke out*
Rating: 4
Xellos- Wonderful emotions coming from the battle scene! *ducks as Lina tosses a chair at him and yells at him.*Lina: "I told you not to feed off anyone's emotions while we were here!" Xellos: "But Lina-san I just couldn't help myself!"
Rating: 9 (AN: Mostly because he got a bit of a buzz off of Inuyasha and Koga's emotions of hatred towards each other.)
~Group 3: Shippo performing and singing to the Chicken Song (AN: he modified it a bit so it should really be modified to something like the Caine Song or some other stupid name like that)~
Shippo walks onto the stage after Kikyo, Kagura, and Kanna had cleaned it up. He fixes his hat as he stands in the center stage. Kikyo pushes play on the CD player and Shippo starts singing his version of the Chicken Song.
I don't wanna be a dog,
Shippo gets into a the normal dog digging position and pretends to dig a hole in the stage.
I don't wanna be a wolf,
Shippo pretends to howl at an invisible moon.
So I'll shake my tail!
Shippo stands up straight and then bends foreward slight to shake his tail. The song and movements repeat for a bit before the music ends. Shippo walks off the stage with a big grin on his face.
~Judges Reviews and Ratings~
Sesshomaru- *is passed out from slamming his head on the Judge's table*
Rating: 10 (AN: This 10 is in Shippo's handwriting.) *in the background Shippo is standing off to the side trying to look as innocent as possible while hiding a green crayon behind his back*
Lina- I have to admit that was pretty cute kid! It was simple, though the music hurt my head from listening to it a few times. *rubs the back of her head*
Rating: 7
Ed- Ed like Fox Boy's funny dance! *Ed starts to imitate Shippo's dance movements while singing the song* Ed doesn't want to be a dog...
Rating: 9
Mai- All I have to say is that it was real cute. Here's a prize, kiddo! *tosses Shippo a Duel Monsters Card*
Rating: 8
Xellos- *eye is slightly twitching* That was sickingly *makes a barf noise* cute.... *looks like he's going to throw up from just saying the word cute*
Rating: 2 (AN: Because it was too cute for a Monster like Xellos to handle!XD)
Shippo sticks his tongue out at Inuyasha and Koga as they come back from their fight. "I got better rating than you guys and I got this card!" Shippo shows them his Duel Monsters Card before running away as Inuyasha starts chasing him.
The director shakes his head. "That actually went slightly better than I though it would go. At least the studio is still in one piece. You guys just need to answer a few fan letter before you can go home!"
~Fan Mail~
Dear Almighty-Kami-sama Sessoumaru the Taiyoukai,
Wow, that was so interesting about your boa. I guess since it's furry and on your shoulder your of a very high rank. I know that you get a lot of mail and all that, since you are very popular *coughfamous*cough* and handsome or hot and rich , not to mention related to that dumbass Inuyasha, can you tell me why you took Rin in? oh and tell Inuyasha to go to hell with Kikyo. Well I have to sacrifice to you so Ja Ne!
Sincerly,
Blue wolf pack leader
Sesshomaru is shaken awake and he quickly reads the letter before responding. "You really brown nose to much. Keep it up, it will get you far in this world! I took Rin in to repay the favor of her trying to help me with my injuries. And I'll do better than to tell Inuyasha to go to hell with Kikyo I'll send him there myself." Sesshomaru nods once before letting his head fall back onto the Judge's table as he dozes off.
Dear Shippo,
Guess what, I luv you! ur so cute and look fuzzy ^_^ oh, um, hehehe, how old are you?
Love,
Crazy_phyco_Stalker
Shippo grins from her comments. "Wait, you want to know how old I am in youkai or human years?" Shippo blinks. "Umm, I'll just tell you how old I am in human years I guess..." Shippo starts counting on his fingers and holds up five. "I'm five years old in human years!" Shippo smiles proudly at his accomplishment and walks off.
The rest of the cast packs up and heads home.Thank you to anyone who actually reads this. The reason I haven't updated this on Mediaminer is that I forgot I had even put my fanfics up on there!XD Thanks to InuGirlTeen with her review actually reminded me that I had put them up on this website.O_o
InuTeenGirl : If only more people like you would review my stories on mediaminer. But lucky for you, due to the popularity of this fanfiction on the other sites I put this up on I will be continuing it!XD I checked your little user page place and I was slightly creeped out. I like a lot of the same things you mentioned you liked. O_o