InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Joys of Being Unaware ❯ Do you think ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Maryssah the Beauteous Maiden of Pulchritude 
Miroku and shrimp. Enough said.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Shounen | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 05.19.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 800 | Visits: 337 | Status: Work In Progress
Miroku and shrimp. Enough said.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Shounen | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 05.19.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 800 | Visits: 337 | Status: Work In Progress
I got this idea from Steffaniey the Lavishly Splendid. She allowed me to strangle her fic (Nonexistent Fairy Tale) to death, and come up with this piece of... Whatever it is you wish to call it. Wonderful, no? Therefore, anyways, I totally thank Steffaniey for letting me strangle her fic to death. I really do appreciate it, dear!
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
So anyways, as I was saying. Kagome and Sango were making food, and InuYasha and Miroku were watching TV. The smells of popcorn (and shrimp...?) were coming in from the kitchen. Finally, the food was finished and the girls brought the food into the living room. The boys immediately dove for the shrimp. Yes, there was shrimp. Popcorn shrimp, to be exact. There was popcorn, too, but they boys wanted the shrimp. (If you don't like it, bite me.)
Therefore, the guys were eating the shrimp and the girls were eating the popcorn. They were watching TV. with extreme intensity while eating the shrimp and popcorn. All of the sudden, Miroku pulled out this piece of shrimp that was seriously deformed. It was really big. Bigger than it was supposed to be, 'cause you know how popcorn shrimp is. It's supposed to be small and bite-sized. Well, this piece wasn't. The shrimp also had all sorts of bumps and unneeded appendages. Then, Miroku started thinking seriously. Extremely seriously, in fact. "Hey, InuYasha."
Miroku saying that caught everyone's attention and they all turned to look at him. They wondered why he was staring so intently at a piece of shrimp, but no one dared question it. After all, he was a new friend, and neither Kagome, InuYasha, or Sango were entirely sure what all of his quirks were. "What d'ya want, Miroku?" Miroku asked a question, his eyes never leaving the shrimp. "Do you think he was made fun of?" The room got really quiet for a minute. The only thing you could hear was the sound of people breathing and noise from the TV. Then, all of the sudden, the room erupted into laughter. InuYasha, Sango, and Kagome were all laughing. At Miroku.
Miroku looked at all the laughing people curiously. Why were they laughing, and what were they laughing at? Then it hit him. (Sort of like Steff hitting that brick wall.) They were laughing at him, because of what he said.
"It's not funny, you guys. I'm being serious."
That just made his three friends laugh harder. It also made the girls fall to the floor laughing and clutching their stomachs.
"Well, are you going to answer me, or not?"
Everyone just continued to laugh. They laughed so hard, they almost started crying. It wasn't so much the fact that what he had asked was funny. It was the fact that the question had been asked. Not only that, but it was asked in complete seriousness. Therefore, InuYasha, Kagome, and Sango just kept laughing.
Unfortunately (or fortunately, whichever way you choose to look at it), Miroku never got an answer to his question.
It only took me a few minutes to come up with a plot for that. It would've taken longer, but I came up with the plot from something I actually experienced.
I came up with the "Do you think he was made fun of?" thing because of my friend, Rachel. You see, she actually asked that question about a deformed piece of shrimp during lunch one day. Therefore, I give credit for this story, to her. I also thank you on behalf of my dear friend, Rachel and myself. I also thank my Thesaurus, for allowing me to find smart-sounding words to use.
Now, I am going to steal Steffaniey's end-thingy for this until I get my own, because she allowed me to strangle her fic.
"Continue in search of your own fairy tale."
-Maryssah the Beauteous Maiden of Pulchritude
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Do you think he was Made fun of?
InuYasha and Miroku were sitting in InuYasha's living room watching the television. It was actually supposed to be a "study night" and InuYasha's house and they were supposed to be doing homework, but they weren't. This would explain the books that were currently strewn across the floor. Kagome and Sango were currently in the kitchen making food. I mean, of course they were making food. What kinds of people have a "study night" and don't have food? You'd have to be completely delirious to do that! I mean, come on people!So anyways, as I was saying. Kagome and Sango were making food, and InuYasha and Miroku were watching TV. The smells of popcorn (and shrimp...?) were coming in from the kitchen. Finally, the food was finished and the girls brought the food into the living room. The boys immediately dove for the shrimp. Yes, there was shrimp. Popcorn shrimp, to be exact. There was popcorn, too, but they boys wanted the shrimp. (If you don't like it, bite me.)
Therefore, the guys were eating the shrimp and the girls were eating the popcorn. They were watching TV. with extreme intensity while eating the shrimp and popcorn. All of the sudden, Miroku pulled out this piece of shrimp that was seriously deformed. It was really big. Bigger than it was supposed to be, 'cause you know how popcorn shrimp is. It's supposed to be small and bite-sized. Well, this piece wasn't. The shrimp also had all sorts of bumps and unneeded appendages. Then, Miroku started thinking seriously. Extremely seriously, in fact. "Hey, InuYasha."
Miroku saying that caught everyone's attention and they all turned to look at him. They wondered why he was staring so intently at a piece of shrimp, but no one dared question it. After all, he was a new friend, and neither Kagome, InuYasha, or Sango were entirely sure what all of his quirks were. "What d'ya want, Miroku?" Miroku asked a question, his eyes never leaving the shrimp. "Do you think he was made fun of?" The room got really quiet for a minute. The only thing you could hear was the sound of people breathing and noise from the TV. Then, all of the sudden, the room erupted into laughter. InuYasha, Sango, and Kagome were all laughing. At Miroku.
Miroku looked at all the laughing people curiously. Why were they laughing, and what were they laughing at? Then it hit him. (Sort of like Steff hitting that brick wall.) They were laughing at him, because of what he said.
"It's not funny, you guys. I'm being serious."
That just made his three friends laugh harder. It also made the girls fall to the floor laughing and clutching their stomachs.
"Well, are you going to answer me, or not?"
Everyone just continued to laugh. They laughed so hard, they almost started crying. It wasn't so much the fact that what he had asked was funny. It was the fact that the question had been asked. Not only that, but it was asked in complete seriousness. Therefore, InuYasha, Kagome, and Sango just kept laughing.
Unfortunately (or fortunately, whichever way you choose to look at it), Miroku never got an answer to his question.
It only took me a few minutes to come up with a plot for that. It would've taken longer, but I came up with the plot from something I actually experienced.
I came up with the "Do you think he was made fun of?" thing because of my friend, Rachel. You see, she actually asked that question about a deformed piece of shrimp during lunch one day. Therefore, I give credit for this story, to her. I also thank you on behalf of my dear friend, Rachel and myself. I also thank my Thesaurus, for allowing me to find smart-sounding words to use.
Now, I am going to steal Steffaniey's end-thingy for this until I get my own, because she allowed me to strangle her fic.
"Continue in search of your own fairy tale."
-Maryssah the Beauteous Maiden of Pulchritude