InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Joys of Being Unaware ❯ P.E.T.A.: No! Not the Chicken! ( Chapter 2 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Maryssah the Beauteous Maiden of Pulchritude 
Souta, Kohaku, and a rubber chicken.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Shounen | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 05.19.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 768 | Visits: 282 | Status: Work In Progress
Souta, Kohaku, and a rubber chicken.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Shounen | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 05.19.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 768 | Visits: 282 | Status: Work In Progress
here's another piece of... Whatever you choose to call it. It didn't take me very long to come up with a plot line for this one, either. I did have help, though. That help will be mentioned at the end. Enjoy your reading. In addition, I would like to once again thank Steffaniey for letting me strangle her fic. (Yes, I am going to do this at the beginning of every chapter-like thingy.)
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Oh, yes. About that. Let's recap, shall we?
Kagome had just received a call from her friends saying that they would be coming over soon. Sango was bringing Kohaku over so he and Souta could play. Unfortunately, Shippou couldn't make it. His and Miroku's foster mother was making Shippou take piano lessons on the weekends. (Evil piano...) When her friends got there, Kohaku immediately went to the back yard where Souta was waiting, dragging a bag behind him. The older kids never thought anything of it, fore it was a normal occurrence, and went up to Kagome's room.
As soon as Souta saw Kohaku, he started asking questions. "Did you bring it? It's not damaged, is it? Are those four still oblivious as to what we're doing?" Kohaku stood there for a moment. Then he answered his best friend. "Okay, in that order. Yes, no and yes." "Yaaay! Alright, now let's get started!" They immediately got started on preparing the "sacrificial chamber." Said "sacrificial chamber" happened to be a piece of tarp put up on sticks over a, rather large, stump in Souta's back yard. They took off their shirts, so that they were only wearing shorts. Then, they took off their socks and shoes. After that, they took some paint and began painting their bodies and faces, along with their arms and legs.
They took the tarp away, and started a fire on two sides of the stump. (Yes, the stump has sides. Four sides, to be exact. It was a square tree. Don't ask why, it just was.) They then placed the chicken on the stump. After that was finished, they picked up some staffs they had made for themselves. The two boys had glued macaroni noodles onto the staffs, and hung forks, spoons, and sporks (yes, sporks,) from the staffs. After they got them, they began dancing around the (square) stump while chanting a sacrificial song.
Kagome raced down the steps and out into the back yard. She got out there just as soon as the two boys were about to cut the head off the chicken. "NOOOO!" She screamed and ran toward the stump. "Not the chicken!" She threw herself onto the stump and started sobbing. InuYasha, Miroku and Sango, (who had followed the now sobbing girl out,) looked on in confusion.
Kohaku and Souta looked at Kagome in awe. Then Souta (sort-of) lost it (not really). "Geeze Kagome! It's just a chicken." Kagome just kept sobbing. "Okay, first of all calm down. It's not even a real chicken. It's rubber, for crying out loud! And second of all, you didn't act this way with the cow! And that was real!" Kagome didn't listen.
Kohaku decided to talk then. "Great! Now, thanks to you, the Gods are going to smite us 'cause we couldn't give them a sacrifice! Thanks a lot, Kagome!" With that, the two (now upset/angry) boys stormed off.
And Kagome just kept sobbing while cradling the body of the rubber chicken.
I... Enjoyed writing this. I found it fun! Extremely fun! I actually came up with the plot in a matter of minutes. I credit this story to the splendid Alyssa, for giving me the wonderful idea. She is wonderful, and I adore her.
Now, review and tell me how cool I am (or am not). Flames are warmly welcomed and tremendously appreciated!
-Maryssah
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
P.E.T.A.: No! Not the Chicken!
It was a radiant day in the town where Kagome lived. She looked around, smiling contentedly. 'Ah. Today is going to be a splendid day,' She thought. 'The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, my three best friends have come over, and Souta and Kohaku are sacrificing a chicken in the back yard. Yuup, things couldn't be better.' Kagome's eyes widened as she realized what she had just seen. 'Wait, what?'Oh, yes. About that. Let's recap, shall we?
Kagome had just received a call from her friends saying that they would be coming over soon. Sango was bringing Kohaku over so he and Souta could play. Unfortunately, Shippou couldn't make it. His and Miroku's foster mother was making Shippou take piano lessons on the weekends. (Evil piano...) When her friends got there, Kohaku immediately went to the back yard where Souta was waiting, dragging a bag behind him. The older kids never thought anything of it, fore it was a normal occurrence, and went up to Kagome's room.
As soon as Souta saw Kohaku, he started asking questions. "Did you bring it? It's not damaged, is it? Are those four still oblivious as to what we're doing?" Kohaku stood there for a moment. Then he answered his best friend. "Okay, in that order. Yes, no and yes." "Yaaay! Alright, now let's get started!" They immediately got started on preparing the "sacrificial chamber." Said "sacrificial chamber" happened to be a piece of tarp put up on sticks over a, rather large, stump in Souta's back yard. They took off their shirts, so that they were only wearing shorts. Then, they took off their socks and shoes. After that, they took some paint and began painting their bodies and faces, along with their arms and legs.
They took the tarp away, and started a fire on two sides of the stump. (Yes, the stump has sides. Four sides, to be exact. It was a square tree. Don't ask why, it just was.) They then placed the chicken on the stump. After that was finished, they picked up some staffs they had made for themselves. The two boys had glued macaroni noodles onto the staffs, and hung forks, spoons, and sporks (yes, sporks,) from the staffs. After they got them, they began dancing around the (square) stump while chanting a sacrificial song.
Kagome raced down the steps and out into the back yard. She got out there just as soon as the two boys were about to cut the head off the chicken. "NOOOO!" She screamed and ran toward the stump. "Not the chicken!" She threw herself onto the stump and started sobbing. InuYasha, Miroku and Sango, (who had followed the now sobbing girl out,) looked on in confusion.
Kohaku and Souta looked at Kagome in awe. Then Souta (sort-of) lost it (not really). "Geeze Kagome! It's just a chicken." Kagome just kept sobbing. "Okay, first of all calm down. It's not even a real chicken. It's rubber, for crying out loud! And second of all, you didn't act this way with the cow! And that was real!" Kagome didn't listen.
Kohaku decided to talk then. "Great! Now, thanks to you, the Gods are going to smite us 'cause we couldn't give them a sacrifice! Thanks a lot, Kagome!" With that, the two (now upset/angry) boys stormed off.
And Kagome just kept sobbing while cradling the body of the rubber chicken.
I... Enjoyed writing this. I found it fun! Extremely fun! I actually came up with the plot in a matter of minutes. I credit this story to the splendid Alyssa, for giving me the wonderful idea. She is wonderful, and I adore her.
Now, review and tell me how cool I am (or am not). Flames are warmly welcomed and tremendously appreciated!
-Maryssah