InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Joys of Being Unaware ❯ The Cricket ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

chapter was fun! See, I got this idea from something that actually happened to me (again). It was my older brother and I. Moreover, my dad was the one that got rid of the cricket. However, it's basically the same thing. -Nods- Yup, yup. So, yeah. I hope you enjoy this. In addition, feel free to make fun of me, because I really did say many of the things that are said by Miroku in this chapter. Once again, I thank Steffaniey, but this time it's for no reason at all. -Nods-

Disclaimer: Once again, I still don't own anything.

It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. Sango, Miroku and Kagome were all at InuYasha's house. They had just finished eating lunch. Miroku and InuYasha were doing the dishes and Sango and Kagome were up in "Kagome's room".

"I can't believe we're stuck doing the dishes," Miroku whined. "I mean, we did them last time. The girls should do them this time. They ate off the dishes, too!" "Miroku," InuYasha started, "Calm down and put the dishes away, alright? Be happy all you have to do is dry them." InuYasha wrinkled his nose. "I have to wash them." Thus, Miroku shut up and continued with the task at hand.

Miroku had been coming over to InuYasha's house for a few months now, but he still didn't know where everything went. Therefore, he asked a question. "InuYasha, where does this spatula go?" "Second drawer." "Which second drawer?" "The drawer under the silverware." "Okie dokie." So, Miroku went to put the spatula up and InuYasha went to wipe the counter off. Suddenly, Miroku let out a scream that was all high-pitched and girly-like.

InuYasha ran over. "What? What's wrong?" Miroku pointed at the drawer. "Look! Look in there!" InuYasha looked in the drawer. "I don't see anything." "How could you not see that?" Miroku asked, in a high-pitched and squeaky voice. "See wha- HOLY SHIT!" InuYasha jumped back to where Miroku was standing. "It's frickin' huge!" Now, InuYasha's voice was also high-pitched and squeaky. "Oh, crap! What do we do,
Miroku?" "I know, let's call Sango and have her kill it!" "Why Sango?" "Because she's the big-bad demon slayer!" Thus, they both started screaming for Sango.

Upstairs, Kagome and Sango were discussing things amongst themselves. "What are they yelling about?" Kagome asked. "Apparently something that's 'fricken' huge'." Sango answered. "Apparently." Sango and Kagome went on discussing what they had been discussing before when... "SANGO!" They both stopped talking. "I think they're calling for you, Sango." "I'll be right back, Kagome." That having been said, Sango went downstairs.

Back downstairs, Miroku and InuYasha were huddled by the refrigerator. InuYasha had jumped into Miroku's arms (like Shaggy and Scooby from "Scooby-Doo"). Such was the sight that Sango saw upon walking into the kitchen. "Wh... What the hell?" "SANGO! KILL IT!" Miroku shrieked. "Kill what?" "Look! In the drawer," InuYasha whispered. Sango walked over and looked in the drawer. "I don't see anything." Then, the thing moved." "Oh! You mean this little guy?" "OH MY GOD! Miroku, she's touching it!" Miroku shuddered. "You guys, it's just a baby house cricket." "A baby?" InuYasha asked. "That thing's huge!" Miroku shrieked/squealed. "Are you kidding?" Sango asked, while walking toward the door. "They get way bigger than this little guy." InuYasha almost fainted. Miroku paled considerably. "B-bigger?" "Yup. Bigger." Sango had finished throwing out the cricket and was now washing her hands. "Why'd you call me down 'cause of it, anyways?" InuYasha looked away, obviously embarrassed. Miroku, however, was not. He was very quick to answer. "You're the big-bad demon slayer!"

Sango smiled and finished up drying her hands. As she walked up the steps, she stopped and turned around. Aw, gee. I'm flattered." She starting turning around again, but stopped. "Oh, and Miroku," Sango smirked. "You can put InuYasha down, now." InuYasha looked at Sango, then at each other. Their eyes widened and both of their faces turned red. Then, InuYasha climbed out of Miroku's arms and they both stepped away from each other. Sango's smirk just widened. She chuckled, turned around and began walking back upstairs.

Once Sango was back in "Kagome's room", Kagome asked Sango a question. "So, what'd they want you for?" "To kill a cricket." "Why'd they want you?" "Because. I'm the big-bad demon slayer." At that, Kagome started laughing and Sango joined in not a moment later. Downstairs, Miroku and InuYasha were being extremely wary while finishing dishes, for fear of being attacked by another giant cricket.

See? I thought it was fun. Feel free to make fun of anything and everything you read in these. I do. All the time. Mostly because it's from personal experiences, though. Heheh. .

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-Maryssah