InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Joys of Being Unaware ❯ The Great Pirate Adventure ( Chapter 6 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

This mini-story actually started out as a writing assignment I had in Language class on the last day of school. My dear friend Tiffany helped me with it, because she was my partner for the story. I hope you enjoy this!

Disclaimer: Still only own a poster and 6 volumes of the manga. I wish I owned InuYasha, though. -sighs dreamily-

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Twice upon a time (that means it happened twice), there were two pirates. One went by the name of Optimistic Nerd (Kagome), and the other was went by the name of Lauren (InuYasha). They were co-captains of a ship called Wormy Worm Worm. O.N. (short for Optimistic Nerd) wasn’t actually optimistic, or a nerd. In fact, she was actually very un-smart and pessimistic. Lauren wasn’t actually a ’Lauren’, either - no really, she’s a boy. ’She’ was a smart, whiney-baby.

One day, the two pirates saw a ship called The Green Bird of Happy Joyfulness. The captain of the ship was a pirate by the name of Lizard, Ruler of Meeces (Sango). Her first mate went by the name of Swabbie (Miroku).

Well, O.N. and Lauren didn’t really like the other pirates’ ship. So, O.N. wanted to destroy it, but Lauren was all like “Nooo. I don’t waana.”

There was a bumper sticker on The Green Bird of Happy Joyfulness that said ‘Save Us’. But, Lauren and O.N. ignored it, and bombed the ship anyways. Even though The Green Bird of Happy Joyfulness was in ruins, O.N. blasted the remains of the ship with a laser beam she had bought on the Outer Net, because she says the Internet is overrated.

Then, the laser beam somehow made The Green Bird of Happy Joyfulness and Wormy Worm Worm explode. Everyone - including the inhabitants of the tiny little island next to them - died. The End.

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Boy, that was fun! -giggles- I can’t wait to write more! And I’ll be able to focus on this, and focus on writing an actual story with an actual plot, because school finally let out. ^.^ So yes. Yay!

Now, review and tell me how cool I am (not). It boosts my already half-way inflated ego.

-Maryssah