InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Joys of Being Unaware ❯ Wood ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer: I own nothing but a few mangas and a poster.Warnings: OOCness. A lot of OOCness.It was a “normal” day for InuYasha and his friends. Kagome had gone back to her time, while InuYasha, Sango, Miroku, and Shippou were waiting at the well for her to come back. They had been waiting for quite a while now, and they were beginning to get bored. Finally, InuYasha smelled Kagome’s scent in the air. “Well, it’s about time, wench!” He turned around and directed a glare at Kagome. Kagome finished climbing out of the well and leveled InuYasha’s glare with a glare of her own.“Fine,” she retorted. “Next time, I just won’t stop and get us food, then.” InuYasha, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou all looked at the box Kagome was carrying. Sango eventually turned away and began digging through her bag, for what I do not know. The three boys, however, got a weird look in their eyes. Then, they dove for the box. Kagome shrieked, dropped the box, and jumped out of the way. “Hey, if you were really that hungry, you could’ve just asked for the pizza.”InuYasha opened the box, took out the pizza, and threw it at Kagome. It hit her square in the face and fell to the ground next to Sango. The boys were focused on the pizza box. Miroku poked it with his staff. “Is it edible?” Shippou attempted to take a bite out of it. “Eww, gross. It tastes like wood.” He started spitting it out. InuYasha and Miroku looked at each other. “Wood?” Miroku asked. InuYasha picked up the box and gasped. “By God, it is wood! But it’s flimsy.” “Flimsy wood?” Miroku and Shippou asked in unison. “Yes, flimsy,” InuYasha answered. Miroku’s eyes widened. “But wood isn’t supposed to be flimsy!” He yelled. Shippou narrowed his eyes. “There’s only one possible explanation,” he said. InuYasha gasped. “Kagome’s a witch!”Sango had been watching as the entire thing played out. Before she knew it, Myouga appeared on her shoulder just in time to hear Kagome “sit!” InuYasha. He sighed, “What happened this time?” Sango’s eyes never left the three boys and Kagome. “They called her a witch,” she answered. “Oh.” Sango reached over, picked up a piece of pizza, and took a bite. ‘Huh,’ she thought, ‘this is pretty good.’Soon, Kouga came up and sat down next to Sango. “Hey.” “Hello, Kouga.” “What’s going on?” By then, Kouga was watching the fighting four. “A lynching,” Sango answered. “Oh. Hey, what’s that you’re eating? And what’s that red stuff on your face?” “I don’t know, but it’s good.” Sango looked at Kouga. “You want some?” Kouga looked at Sango. “Sure.” He took the offered piece of food and they both went back to watching the “lynching”.Before they knew it, Kagura and Kanna had joined Sango, Kouga, and Myouga. “What’s going on?” Kagura asked, nonchalantly. Kouga and Sango looked at Kagura and Kanna. “A lynching,” they answered. Kanna remained silent and turned away. Kagura continued looking at the two people that were, once again, watching the “lynching”. “What are you eating?” Kagura asked. “Dunno,” Kouga answered. “Want some?” Sango asked. Kagura took a piece of the offered food for herself, and one for Kanna.Half an hour later, Kagome had almost convinced InuYasha, Shippou, and Miroku that she wasn’t a witch. At that time, though, the three boys just happened to look around, and they noticed they had guests. They say Myouga was lying on the ground, asleep. Kanna was talking non-stop. Kagura was skipping around the campsite and singing. By this time, they were beginning to become convinced that Kagome was a witch. What made them completely convinced, though, were Kouga and Sango. Sango was looking at Kouga lovingly and Kouga was chatting Sango up. He was feeling her up, too. Which is why it convinced the three boys that Kagome was a witch, because by this time Kouga was usually trying to get in Kagome’s pants.Miroku began twitching violently because of the interaction between Kouga and Sango. He pointed at Kagome and screamed. “WITCH!” Kagome tried to run away, but InuYasha, Shippou, and Miroku tackled her to the ground. Thus, they attempted to continue the “lynching”, while Kagome screamed her bloody head off, Kouga and Sango started making out, Myouga went on sleeping, Kanna kept talking, and Kagura kept singing and skipping around the campsite.