InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Lord of the Western Land ❯ The Brainless Hanyou ( Chapter 2 )

OK this seems off to a good start! Enjoy the next chapter! R+R!

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The Brainless Hanyou

Tache: Kagome continues to walk down the yellow sand road.

Kagome: *continues to walk down the yellow sand road*

Tache: She walks into a forest.

Kagome: *walks into a forest*

Tache: She starts to hear noises.

Kagome: *starts to hear noise*

Tache: So she screams.

Kagome: *screams*

Tache: She then sees some guy with dog ears pinned to a tree.

Kagome: *sees guy with dog ears pinned to a tree*

Tache: So she walks over to him.

Kagome: *walks over to him*

Tache: The guy with the dog ear then wakes up.

InuYasha: *wakes up* *sees Kagome* Oh no! Kikyo! Get away from me Miss. Wicked Bitch of the West!

Kagome: Who are you calling Miss. Wicked Bitch of the West? I'm Kagome and this is Buyo.

InuYasha: Oh so your not the Wicked Bitch of the West. You look a lot like her.

Kagome: Who is she anyways?

InuYasha: She's a bitchy priestess. I hade a fight with her and I lost.

Kagome: How did you lose? You are a hanyou, aren't you?

InuYasha: Yes but I don't have a brain so I can't think of good plans. Now can you pull this arrow out of me!

Kagome: *pulls arrow out of InuYasha* Now tell me what's so bad about not having brains!

Tache: And with that InuYasha begins to sing.

InuYasha: *sings* Oh if I had some brains I could think of plans! So then I could slaughter my enemies! Oh if I had some brains I'd be really smart! Then nothing could stop me! Oh I'd love to think of ways I could become strong! Cause I want to be unstoppable!

Kagome: *sings* Oh if you had some brains you could think of ways to slaughter your enemies. Then you'd never get pinned to a tree again!

InuYasha: *sings* And I could think of ways to dodge attacks coming at me! Then I'd stop and think of ways to attack back! Oh I'd be super strong and rule the demons if I only had a brain! And everyone would bow down to me if I only had a brain!

Tache: So then they stop singing.

Kagome: So would you like to come with me to the Lord of the Western Land? He can help you!

InuYasha: I don't even know your name!

Kagome: I'm Kagome and you are?

InuYasha: I'm InuYasha! So let's go know!

Tache: And with that they begin their traveling song.

Kagome and InuYasha: Follow the yellow sand road! Follow the yellow sand road! Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow sand road! Oh we're off to see the lord! The wonderful lord of the western land! Because, because, because, because, because! Because of the wonderful things he does! Oh we're off to see the lord! The wonderful lord of the western land!

Tache: And with that they head down the yellow sand road!

TBC…

Tache: Wasn't that great?

InuYasha: You made me sing!

Tache: Well your singing is good.

Kagome: Why didn't I get many lines during InuYasha's song?

Tache: Two reasons! Number one: It's his song! Number two: You're a bad singer!

Kagome: HEY!

InuYasha: She's right!

Kagome: Why you? SIT!

InuYasha: *slams to ground*

Tache: R+R!