InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Lord of the Western Land ❯ The Heartless Perverted Monk! ( Chapter 3 )

Now I continue this funny InuYasha version of the Wizard of Oz!

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha! And I did not make the Wizard of Oz story. I wasn't even born then! So I don't own anything from the Wizard of Oz!

The Heartless Perverted Monk!

Tache: Kagome and InuYasha continue down the Yellow Sand road to see the Lord of the Western Land to give them what they want.

InuYasha: *is walking* This is stupid! No way my heartless half…

Tache: Shut up! You'll give away the WHOLE plot!

InuYasha: *shuts up*

Tache: They continue walking until they come to a village.

Kagome: Oh look! A village!

InuYasha: So?!?!

Kagome: Let's go in!

Tache: So they walk into a village. Once in the village, they see some monk asking women to bear his stupid child.

Miroku: Miss, will you bear my stupid child?

Lady: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slap*

Tache: With that she leaves. Kagome and InuYasha walk up to this perverted monk.

InuYasha: Why is it you don't seem to care that she said no and slapped you.

Miroku: You see, my friend, its cause I'm a perverted monk, without a heart.

Kagome: You don't have a heart? Then why are you perverted?

Miroku: Cause my whole family was! But you see, this curse the Wicked Bitch of the West's servant but on me have devoured my heart.

InuYasha: How?

Miroku: This Kazaana in my right hand will suck up anything in its path. One day it will suck me in. I'm afraid it already sucked up my heart.

InuYasha: But why would you want a heart anyways? It will only get in your way!

Tache: And with that, Miroku starts to sing.

Miroku: Oh I'm a perverted monk that likes to hit on girls, but I get no joy, cause I don't have a heart! If I had a heart I would fall in love with every girl I meet.

If I only had a heart I could protect toughs I love. And I could fight with my heart.

Oh I could kiss girls, and have may children! And come home with lots of love!

Kagome: Oh if you had a heart, you could hit on me!

InuYasha: Then I'd send you to the moon!

Miroku: Oh if I had a heart I might care about toughs I scam into giving me money. And I'd pay them back!

I could find the girl of my dreams and ask her to bear my child! And then we could live happily forever!

I could live in a fair tale and marry a princess if I only had a heart. And we could live happily ever after!

Tache: With that the song ends.

InuYasha: So monk, you never told us your name.

Miroku: I'm Miroku. You two are?

Kagome: I'm Kagome and this is InuYasha. Would you like to come with us to the Lord of the Western Land? We're going so he can send me home and girl InuYasha a brain.

Miroku: Sure. Sounds like fun and he can give me a heart.

Tache: So with that they sing their traveling song, again!

Kagome, InuYasha, and Miroku: Follow the yellow sand road! Follow the yellow sand road! Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow sand road! Oh we're of to see the lord! The wonderful Lord of the Western Land! Because, because, because, because! Because of the wonderful things he does! Oh we're of to see the lord! The wonderful Lord of the Western Land!

Tache: And with that they skip down the yellow sand road.

TBC…

Tache: Wasn't that great?

InuYasha: GREAT?!?!?!?!?! YOU MADE ME SING AND SKIP!

Tache: So?!?!?!

InuYasha: SO?!?!?!?!?! WHY YOU?!?!?!?!?!

Kagome: SIT!

InuYasha: *slams to ground*

Miroku: So in the Wizard of Oz, there's a cowardly lion. Who will get a part like his?

InuYasha: Oh I read the script and its…

Tache: SHUT UP! GOD! THIS IS TWICE YOU TRIED TO GIVE AWAY MY PLOT!

InuYasha: *shuts up*

Tache: R+R to find out who gets a part like the cowardly lion!